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@@ Line 3: / Line 3: @@
 :''[Bart shows the whole classroom the tape for his project called, "How Kittens Are Born: The Ugly Truth"]''
-{{qf|[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]}} ...and here comes [[Snowball II]]. This is the one we kept.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} ...and here comes [[Snowball II]]. This is the one we kept.
 {{qf|All}} EWW!!
 {{qf|Bart}} We were gonna keep the gray one, but the mother ate her.

@@ Line 29: / Line 29: @@
 {{qf|Lisa}} When I fall asleep, Mr. Bergstrom is the last thing I think of and he's my first thought when I wake up.
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I feel that way about your father.
-{{qf|Lisa}} No, no, you don't understand. When Mr. Bergstrom smiles, you only see these teeth. ''(smiles and points to her front teeth)'' But when you really make him laugh, you can see these two teeth. ''(smiles more broadly showing more teeth)'' I think they're called the eye teeth. I don't know if he had orthodontic work or what, but they're absolutely perfect.
+{{qf|Lisa}} No, no, you don't understand. When Mr. Bergstrom smiles, you only see these teeth. ''[smiles and points to her front teeth]'' But when you really make him laugh, you can see these two teeth. ''[smiles more broadly showing more teeth]'' I think they're called the eye teeth. I don't know if he had orthodontic work or what, but they're absolutely perfect.
 {{qf|Marge}} I notice little things about your father too.
 {{qf|Lisa}} No, Mom. This is different. I mean, this man makes you feel like there's nobody better.
-{{qf|Marge}} ''(becoming slightly annoyed)'' Your father does that to me.
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[becoming slightly annoyed]'' Your father does that to me.
 :''[They start heading upstairs with the finished laundry]''
-{{qf|Lisa}} ''(frustrated)'' Mom, are we gonna talk, or are we gonna talk?
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[frustrated]'' Mom, are we gonna talk, or are we gonna talk?
-{{qf|Marge}} ''(losing patience)'' Lisa, we can talk, but first you have to accept the fact that I feel that way about your father!
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[losing patience]'' Lisa, we can talk, but first you have to accept the fact that I feel that way about your father!
-{{qf|Lisa}} ''(giving in)'' Fine.
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[giving in]'' Fine.
 ----
 :''[Lisa sees Miss Hoover has returned.]''

@@ Line 27: / Line 27: @@
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 :''[Marge and Lisa are folding laundry in the basement]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} When I fall asleep, Mr. Bergstrom is the last thing I think of and he's my first thought when I wake up.
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I feel that way about your father.
 {{qf|Lisa}} No, no, you don't understand. When Mr. Bergstrom smiles, you only see these teeth. ''(smiles and points to her front teeth)'' But when you really make him laugh, you can see these two teeth. ''(smiles more broadly showing more teeth)'' I think they're called the eye teeth. I don't know if he had orthodontic work or what, but they're absolutely perfect.
 {{qf|Marge}} I notice little things about your father too.
 {{qf|Lisa}} No, Mom. This is different. I mean, this man makes you feel like there's nobody better.
 {{qf|Marge}} ''(becoming slightly annoyed)'' Your father does that to me.
 :''[They start heading upstairs with the finished laundry]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} ''(frustrated)'' Mom, are we gonna talk, or are we gonna talk?
 {{qf|Marge}} ''(losing patience)'' Lisa, we can talk, but first you have to accept the fact that I feel that way about your father!
 {{qf|Lisa}} ''(giving in)'' Fine.
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@@ Line 25: / Line 25: @@
 :''[Lisa unfurls Janey's note to see it is a caricature of herself singing.]''
 {{qf|Caricature #2}} ''[THE SINGING DORKETTE.]''
 ----
 :''[Lisa sees Miss Hoover has returned.]''
@@ Line 39: / Line 61: @@
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Bart didn't get one vote?! Oh, this is the worst thing that could happen to us! All right, all right, spilled milk, spilled milk, spilled milk. ''[snaps to Lisa]'' What are you so mopey about?!
 {{qf|Lisa}} Nothing.
-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Lisa, tell your father.
+{{qf|Marge}} Lisa, tell your father.
 {{qf|Lisa}} Mr. Bergstrom left today.
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[uncaring]'' Oh?

@@ Line 3: / Line 3: @@
 :''[Bart shows the whole classroom the tape for his project called, "How Kittens Are Born: The Ugly Truth"]''
-{{qf|[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]}} …and here comes [[Snowball II]]. This is the one we kept.
+{{qf|[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]}} ...and here comes [[Snowball II]]. This is the one we kept.
 {{qf|All}} EWW!!
 {{qf|Bart}} We were gonna keep the gray one, but the mother ate her.
@@ Line 49: / Line 49: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[gasp]'' Me?
 {{qf|Lisa}} Yes, you! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon!
-{{qf|Homer}} I don't think you realize what you're saying…
+{{qf|Homer}} I don't think you realize what you're saying...
 {{qf|Lisa}} BABOON!!
 :''[She breaks down crying and runs upstairs to her room]''

@@ Line 20: / Line 20: @@
 {{qf|Lisa}} No, of course not! Uh, although now I almost wish I did.
 {{qf|Mr. Bergstrom}} I like it. I was going to request if I may have it.
-{{qf|Lisa}} Oh sure!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Oh, sure!
 :''[Lisa gives caricature to Mr. Bergstrom, who continues the song.]''
 {{qf|Janey}} ''[whispering]'' Lisa, look at this!

@@ Line 3: / Line 3: @@
 :''[Bart shows the whole classroom the tape for his project called, "How Kittens Are Born: The Ugly Truth"]''
-{{qf|[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]}} …and here comes Snowball II. This is the one we kept.
+{{qf|[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]}} …and here comes [[Snowball II]]. This is the one we kept.
 {{qf|All}} EWW!!
 {{qf|Bart}} We were gonna keep the gray one, but the mother ate her.
@@ Line 75: / Line 75: @@
 :''[Homer enters bedroom]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Hey, what's the matter, son?
-{{qf|Bart}} Oh, Dad. If just me, Milhouse and Lewis had voted.
+{{qf|Bart}} Oh, Dad. If just me, [[Milhouse]] and [[Lewis]] had voted.
 {{qf|Homer}} Hey, son, would you have gotten any money for being class president?
 {{qf|Bart}} No.

@@ Line 12: / Line 12: @@
 :''[The whole classroom screams]''
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-:''Mr. Bergstrom is leading the second grade in a rendition of "Home on the Range".''
+:''[Mr. Bergstrom is leading the second grade in a rendition of "Home on the Range".]''
-{{qf|[[Janey]]}} ''[Laughing]'' Lisa, look at this!
+{{qf|[[Janey]]}} ''[laughing]'' Lisa, look at this!
-:''[[Lisa]] unfurls Janey's note to see it is a caricature of Mr. Bergstrom singing.''
+:''[Lisa unfurls Janey's note to see it is a caricature of Mr. Bergstrom singing.]''
 {{qf|Caricature #1}} ''[THE SINGING DORK.]''
-:''Lisa is caught by Mr. Bergstrom.''
+:''[Lisa is caught by Mr. Bergstrom.]''
 {{qf|[[Mr. Bergstrom]]}} Did you draw this?
 {{qf|Lisa}} No, of course not! Uh, although now I almost wish I did.
 {{qf|Mr. Bergstrom}} I like it. I was going to request if I may have it.
 {{qf|Lisa}} Oh sure!
-:''Lisa gives caricature to Mr. Bergstrom, who continues the song.''
+:''[Lisa gives caricature to Mr. Bergstrom, who continues the song.]''
-{{qf|Janey}} ''[Whispering]'' Lisa, look at this!
+{{qf|Janey}} ''[whispering]'' Lisa, look at this!
-:''Lisa unfurls Janey's note to see it is a caricature of herself singing.''
+:''[Lisa unfurls Janey's note to see it is a caricature of herself singing.]''
 {{qf|Caricature #2}} ''[THE SINGING DORKETTE.]''
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-:''Lisa sees Miss Hoover has returned.''
+:''[Lisa sees Miss Hoover has returned.]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Where is Mr. Bergstrom?!
 {{qf|[[Miss Hoover]]}} I do not know, but I would sure like to have words with him!
@@ Line 32: / Line 32: @@
 {{qf|Lisa}} That life is worth living.
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-{{qf|Miss Hoover}} You see, class, my Lyme Disease turned out to be ''[Spells on blackboard]'' psychosomatic.
+{{qf|Miss Hoover}} You see, class, my Lyme Disease turned out to be ''[spells on blackboard]'' psychosomatic.
 {{qf|[[Ralph]]}} Does that mean you're crazy?
 {{qf|Janey}} No, that means she was faking it.
@@ Line 55: / Line 55: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} Did you hear that, Marge?! She called me a baboon, the stupidest, ugliest, smelliest ape of them all!
 {{qf|Marge}} Homer, you're not allowed to have hurt feelings right now. There's a little girl upstairs who needs you. Her confidence in her father is shaken and no little girl can be happy unless she has faith in her daddy.
-:''[With a sigh, a sweating Homer goes to Lisa's room to find her crying]''
+:''[With a sigh, a sweating Homer goes to Lisa's room to find her crying.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Lisa, don't hold anything back, you can tell me. Are you crying 'cause you called daddy a baboon?
 {{qf|Lisa}} No!
@@ Line 71: / Line 71: @@
 {{qf|Lisa}} I'm sorry I called you a baboon, Dad.
 {{qf|Homer}} Think nothing of it.
-:''[ They embrace. In Bart's bedroom, Bart is angrily throwing a rubber ball against the wall.''
+:''[They embrace. In Bart's bedroom, Bart is angrily throwing a rubber ball against the wall.''
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[talking to himself]'' President Prince, President Princess, President Priss.
 :''[Homer enters bedroom]''
@@ Line 82: / Line 82: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} And is this Martin Prince going to get to do anything neat, like throw out the first ball at the World Series?
 {{qf|Bart}} Well, no.
-{{qf|Homer}} So let the baby have his bottle! ''[Nudges Bart's head]'' That's my motto.
+{{qf|Homer}} So let the baby have his bottle! ''[nudges Bart's head]'' That's my motto.
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[laughs and hugs Homer]'' Hey, thanks, monkey-man.
 {{Season 2|Q}}

@@ Line 12: / Line 12: @@
 ''(The whole classroom screams)''
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-:''[[Mr. Bergstrom]] is leading the second grade in a rendition of "Home on the Range".''
+:''Mr. Bergstrom is leading the second grade in a rendition of "Home on the Range".''
 :'''[[Janey]]''': ''(Laughing)'' "Lisa, look at this!"
 :''[[Lisa]] unfurls Janey's note to see it is a caricature of Mr. Bergstrom singing.''
 :'''Caricature #1''': [THE SINGING DORK.]
 :''Lisa is caught by Mr. Bergstrom.''
-:'''Mr. Bergstrom''': "Did you draw this?"
+:'''[[Mr. Bergstrom]]''': "Did you draw this?"
 :'''Lisa''': "No, of course not! Uh, although now I almost wish I did."
 :'''Mr. Bergstrom''': "I like it. I was going to request if I may have it."
@@ Line 39: / Line 39: @@
 :'''[[Homer]]''': Bart didn't get one vote?! Oh, this is the worst thing that could happen to us! All right, all right, spilled milk, spilled milk, spilled milk. ''[snaps to Lisa]'' What are you so mopey about?!
 :'''Lisa''': Nothing.
-:'''Marge''': Lisa, tell your father.
+:'''[[Marge]]''': Lisa, tell your father.
 :'''Lisa''': Mr. Bergstrom left today.
 :'''Homer''': ''[uncaring]'' Oh?
@@ Line 84: / Line 84: @@
 :'''Homer''': So let the baby have his bottle! ''[Nudges Bart's head]'' That's my motto.
 :'''Bart''': ''[laughs and hugs Homer]'' Hey, thanks, monkey-man.
 {{Season 2|Q}}