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164.116.251.2 at 16:17, April 29, 2016

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	{{EpisodePrevNextQuo\|Bart of Darkness\|Another Simpsons Clip Show}}		{{EpisodePrevNextQuo\|Bart of Darkness\|Another Simpsons Clip Show}}

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 {{qf|Lisa}} No, I just like to smell my lunch.
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-{{qf|[[Mr. Taylor]]}} Hi, Lisa, I'm Alison's father, Professor Taylor. I've heard great things about you.
+{{qf|[[Prof. Taylor]]}} Hi, Lisa, I'm Alison's father, Professor Taylor. I've heard great things about you.
 {{qf|Lisa}} Oh, really? I--
-{{qf|Mr. Taylor}} Oh, don't be modest. I'm glad we have someone who can join us in our anagram game.
+{{qf|Prof. Taylor}} Oh, don't be modest. I'm glad we have someone who can join us in our anagram game.
 {{qf|Alison}} We take proper names and rearrange the letters to form a description of that person.
-{{qf|Mr. Taylor}} Like, er... Oh, I don't know, uh... Alec Guinness.
+{{qf|Prof. Taylor}} Like, er... Oh, I don't know, uh... Alec Guinness.
 {{qf|Alison}} Genuine class.
-{{qf|Mr. Taylor}} Ho ho, very good. Alright, Lisa, um... Jeremy Irons.
+{{qf|Prof. Taylor}} Ho ho, very good. Alright, Lisa, um... Jeremy Irons.
 {{qf|Lisa}} Uh, Jeremy's...iron.
-{{qf|Mr. Taylor}} Mm hmm, well, that's... very good... for a first try. You know what? I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it?
+{{qf|Pof. Taylor}} Mm hmm, well, that's... very good... for a first try. You know what? I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it?
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 {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Ah, "Diorama-Rama", my favorite school event next to "Hearing Test Thursday." ''[he and Miss Hoover walk up to Nelson's diorama]''

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 {{qf|Lisa}} I appreciate the offer, but it goes against every moral fiber in my body.
-{{qf|Bart}} Suit yourself.  If you change your mind, here's my card.
+{{qf|Bart}} Suit yourself. If you change your mind, here's my card.
-{{qf|Lisa}} I don't need a card.  You live in the room next to me.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I don't need a card. You live in the room next to me.
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[into tape recorder]'' Note: next year, order fewer cards.
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-{{qf|Lisa}} Hey, I am above average!  So what if Alison's ahead of me? There's no shame in being second. ''[imagines]''
+{{qf|Lisa}} Hey, I am above average! So what if Alison's ahead of me? There's no shame in being second. ''[imagines]''
-{{qf|Announcer}} And now, Avis Rent-A-Car is proud to present the second best band in America.  Will you welcome [[Art Garfunkel|Garfunkel]], [[Jim Messina|Messina]], [[John Oates|Oates]], and Lisa singing their number two hit, "Born to Runner-Up." ''[band begins to play; audience boos]''
+{{qf|Announcer}} And now, Avis Rent-A-Car is proud to present the second best band in America. Will you welcome [[Art Garfunkel|Garfunkel]], [[Jim Messina|Messina]], [[John Oates|Oates]], and Lisa singing their number two hit, "Born to Runner-Up." ''[band begins to play; audience boos]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?
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 {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Ah, "Diorama-Rama", my favorite school event next to "Hearing Test Thursday." ''[he and Miss Hoover walk up to Nelson's diorama]''
-{{qf|[[Ms. Hoover]]}} "The Grapes of Wrath"?  I don't get it.
+{{qf|[[Ms. Hoover]]}} "The Grapes of Wrath"? I don't get it.
 {{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Here's the grapes... and here's the wrath! ''[pounds grapes with a mallet, soaking Skinner and Miss Hoover; all the kids groan]''
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} ''[dismissive]'' Yes, yes, very good wrath.

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 {{qf|Bart}} Oh!
 {{qf|Homer}} Cat! Deer! Old man!
-{{qf|Abe}} ''[getting out of the way]'' Aah!
+{{qf|[[Abe]]}} ''[getting out of the way]'' Aah!
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Mom?
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Why am I still rotting away in the second grade instead of being skipped ahead?
 {{qf|Marge}} I dunno honey, I guess that's the school's decision to make.
-{{qf|Lisa}} Well, did you ever talk to anyone at the school? Make a few calls on my behalf? Maybe you could have been "nicer" to
+{{qf|Lisa}} Well, did you ever talk to anyone at the school? Make a few calls on my behalf? Maybe you could have been "nicer" to Principal Skinner, if ya know what I mean.
 {{qf|Marge}} Lisa! I am nice.
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 :''[Lisa opens her eyes after trying to outdo Alison on the saxophone.]''
 {{qf|Mr. Largo}} Oh! That was a close one, Lisa, but you made it.
 {{qf|Lisa}} I won First Chair?
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Hey, I am above average!  So what if Alison's ahead of me? There's no shame in being second. ''[imagines]''
-{{qf|Announcer}} And now, Avis Rent-A-Car is proud to present the second best band in America.  Will you welcome Garfunkel, Messina, Oates, and Lisa singing their number two hit, "Born to Runner-Up." ''[band begins to play; audience boos]''
+{{qf|Announcer}} And now, Avis Rent-A-Car is proud to present the second best band in America.  Will you welcome [[Art Garfunkel|Garfunkel]], [[Jim Messina|Messina]], [[John Oates|Oates]], and Lisa singing their number two hit, "Born to Runner-Up." ''[band begins to play; audience boos]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?
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 {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Ah, "Diorama-Rama", my favorite school event next to "Hearing Test Thursday." ''[he and Miss Hoover walk up to Nelson's diorama]''
 {{qf|[[Ms. Hoover]]}} "The Grapes of Wrath"?  I don't get it.
 {{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Here's the grapes... and here's the wrath! ''[pounds grapes with a mallet, soaking Skinner and Miss Hoover; all the kids groan]''
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} ''[dismissive]'' Yes, yes, very good wrath.

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 Mr. Largo: No, you regained consciousness. Alison got First Chair.
-Lisa: '''''AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!''''' [''passes out again; opens her eyes''] Oh, it was just a dream...
+Lisa: Aaaaaaaahhhhhh! [''passes out again; opens her eyes''] Oh, it was just a dream...
 Mr.Largo: Oh! That was a close one, Lisa, but you made it.
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 Mr. Largo: No, you regained consciousness. Alison got First Chair....and believe me, ''this is not a dream''!
-Lisa: '''''AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!'''''
+Lisa: Aaaaaaaaahhhhh!
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 Ralph: [whispers] Hey, Alison: what's the answer to number nine?

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