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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Lisa''': Stupid Bart say's i'm not funny? I'll show gim! I'll learn how to be funny, the same way ie learn anthing else with lots of studying! ---- :'''[[Bar..."

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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Stupid Bart say's i'm not funny? I'll show gim! I'll learn how to be funny, the same way ie learn anthing else with lots of studying!
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Take a look at this and tell me what you feel.
:''[[Bart]] showing a [[Daily Fourth Grader]] with the headline "Price wins spelling bee, school is abuzz!''
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Uh... what do you mean?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Come on, Lis! How did you feel when he won that Spelling bee? The one, i might add, where you cam in second?
:'''[[Lisa]:''' Martin won fair and square but sometimes i wish i could just hold him upside down over a tank full of piranhas, just to mess with his head. Did you know piranheas can skeletonize a cow in under a minute? Spell you way out of that, [[Martin]]. Oh no! Where did that come from? Am i a horrible person?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Of coruse not, Lis! You're a normal person. And like any other normal person, you want to prank Martin Prince.
:'''[[Lisa]:''' You mean, I can actually prank the people who get on my nervs?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Sure can, Lis! Embrace you prankster side, and the world will open to you... like an exploding novelty toilet seat.
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:'''[[Martin]]:''' It's obvious that you can't be both a class clown and a nerd. You mind can't possibly retain all that conflicting data!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Oh, yes it can!
:'''[[Martin]]:''' Really? Then tell me the value of Euler's constant up to five decimal places!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' That's an easy one. It's... Uh, It's... 2... Um, 2.7... Er. Um... Uh... Oh no! You're right! I've become Bart in a dress.

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	{{qf\|Martin}} Really? Then tell me the value of Euler's constant up to five decimal places!		{{qf\|Martin}} Really? Then tell me the value of Euler's constant up to five decimal places!
	{{qf\|Lisa}} That's an easy one. It's... Uh, It's... 2... Um, 2.7... Er. Um... Uh... Oh no! You're right! I've become Bart in a dress.		{{qf\|Lisa}} That's an easy one. It's... Uh, It's... 2... Um, 2.7... Er. Um... Uh... Oh no! You're right! I've become Bart in a dress.
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 :''[Bart shows a [[Daily Fourth Grader]] with the headline "Prince wins spelling bee, school is abuzz!"]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Uh... what do you mean?
-{{qf|Bart}} Come on, Lis! How did you feel when he won that Spelling bee? The one, i might add, where you cam in second?
+{{qf|Bart}} Come on, Lis! How did you feel when he won that Spelling bee? The one, I might add, where you cam in second?
-{{qf|Lisa}} Martin won fair and square but sometimes i wish i could just hold him upside down over a tank full of piranhas, just to mess with his head. Did you know piranhas can skeleton a cow in under a minute? Spell you way out of that, [[Martin]]. Oh no! Where did that come from? Am i a horrible person?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Martin won fair and square but sometimes I wish I could just hold him upside down over a tank full of piranhas, just to mess with his head. Did you know piranhas can skeleton a cow in under a minute? Spell you way out of that, [[Martin]]. Oh no! Where did that come from? Am I a horrible person?
 {{qf|Bart}} Of course not, Lis! You're a normal person. And like any other normal person, you want to prank Martin Prince.
 {{qf|Lisa}} You mean, I can actually prank the people who get on my nerves?
 {{qf|Bart}} Sure can, Lis! Embrace you prankster side, and the world will open to you... like an exploding novelty toilet seat.
 ----
-{{qf|[[Martin]]}}  It's obvious that you can't be both a class clown and a nerd. You mind can't possibly retain all that conflicting data!
+{{qf|[[Martin]]}} It's obvious that you can't be both a class clown and a nerd. You mind can't possibly retain all that conflicting data!
 {{qf|Lisa}} Oh, yes it can!
 {{qf|Martin}} Really? Then tell me the value of Euler's constant up to five decimal places!
 {{qf|Lisa}} That's an easy one. It's... Uh, It's... 2... Um, 2.7... Er. Um... Uh... Oh no! You're right! I've become Bart in a dress.

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+{{TabQ|nogags}}
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Stupid Bart say's i'm not funny? I'll show gim! I'll learn how to be funny, the same way I learn anthing else with lots of studying!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Stupid Bart say's I'm not funny? I'll show him! I'll learn how to be funny, the same way I learn anything else with lots of studying!
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Take a look at this and tell me what you feel.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Take a look at this and tell me what you feel.
-:''[[Bart]] showing a [[Daily Fourth Grader]] with the headline "Prince wins spelling bee, school is abuzz!"''
+:''[Bart shows a [[Daily Fourth Grader]] with the headline "Prince wins spelling bee, school is abuzz!"]''
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Uh... what do you mean?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Uh... what do you mean?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Come on, Lis! How did you feel when he won that Spelling bee? The one, i might add, where you cam in second?
+{{qf|Bart}} Come on, Lis! How did you feel when he won that Spelling bee? The one, i might add, where you cam in second?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Martin won fair and square but sometimes i wish i could just hold him upside down over a tank full of piranhas, just to mess with his head. Did you know piranheas can skeletonize a cow in under a minute? Spell you way out of that, [[Martin]]. Oh no! Where did that come from? Am i a horrible person?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Martin won fair and square but sometimes i wish i could just hold him upside down over a tank full of piranhas, just to mess with his head. Did you know piranhas can skeleton a cow in under a minute? Spell you way out of that, [[Martin]]. Oh no! Where did that come from? Am i a horrible person?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Of coruse not, Lis! You're a normal person. And like any other normal person, you want to prank Martin Prince.
+{{qf|Bart}} Of course not, Lis! You're a normal person. And like any other normal person, you want to prank Martin Prince.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' You mean, I can actually prank the people who get on my nervs?
+{{qf|Lisa}} You mean, I can actually prank the people who get on my nerves?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Sure can, Lis! Embrace you prankster side, and the world will open to you... like an exploding novelty toilet seat.
+{{qf|Bart}} Sure can, Lis! Embrace you prankster side, and the world will open to you... like an exploding novelty toilet seat.
 ----
-:'''[[Martin]]:'''  It's obvious that you can't be both a class clown and a nerd. You mind can't possibly retain all that conflicting data!
+{{qf|[[Martin]]}}  It's obvious that you can't be both a class clown and a nerd. You mind can't possibly retain all that conflicting data!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Oh, yes it can!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Oh, yes it can!
-:'''[[Martin]]:''' Really? Then tell me the value of Euler's constant up to five decimal places!
+{{qf|Martin}} Really? Then tell me the value of Euler's constant up to five decimal places!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' That's an easy one. It's... Uh, It's... 2... Um, 2.7... Er. Um... Uh... Oh no! You're right! I've become Bart in a dress.
+{{qf|Lisa}} That's an easy one. It's... Uh, It's... 2... Um, 2.7... Er. Um... Uh... Oh no! You're right! I've become Bart in a dress.