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 {{qf|[[Rod Flanders]]}} Oh boy! Liver!
 {{qf|[[Todd Flanders]]}} Iron helps us play!
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 {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} She has the reflexes of a young [[Mary Lou Retton]]. Have a wowwy-pop.
 {{qf|Bart}} Can I have a lolly-pop?
 {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Oh Bart, I'm afraid that was the last one. But I've got something even better for you—a rubella inoculation.
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 {{qf|Bart}} I liked it when it was me, Mom and Homer. You wrecked everything. I'm leaving. Goodbye.

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 {{qf|Homer}} Dad, I have a problem.
-{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Why'd you come to me. I don't know nothing. I used to get by on my looks. Now they're gone -- withered away like an old piece of fruit. ''[sobs]''
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Why'd you come to me. I don't know nothing. I used to get by on my looks. Now they're gone—withered away like an old piece of fruit. ''[sobs]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Are you done?
 {{qf|Grampa}} No, not yet. I was voted the handsomest boy in [[Albany]], [[New York]].
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 {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} She has the reflexes of a young [[Mary Lou Retton]]. Have a wowwy-pop.
 {{qf|Bart}} Can I have a lolly-pop?
-{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Oh Bart, I'm afraid that was the last one. But I've got something even better for you -- a rubella inoculation.
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Oh Bart, I'm afraid that was the last one. But I've got something even better for you—a rubella inoculation.
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 {{qf|Bart}} I liked it when it was me, Mom and Homer. You wrecked everything. I'm leaving. Goodbye.

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 {{qf|Marge}} Homie... I think the baby's coming.
 {{qf|Homer}} Wow. A baby and a free burger. Could this be the best day of my life?
-{{qf|Announcer}} Coming up next, an hour-long episode of ''[[Mama's Family]]''.
+{{qf|Sportscaster}} Coming up next, an hour-long episode of ''[[Mama's Family]]''.
 {{qf|Homer}} Yes!
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 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Can you say "get bent"?
 {{qf|Marge}} Bart!
-{{qf|Bart}} Mr. Rogers says it all the time.
+{{qf|Bart}} [[Fred Rogers|Mister Rogers]] says it all the time.
 {{qf|Marge}} He does not.
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Maggie, can you say "daddy"? Dad-dy?

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 {{qf|Bart}} Can I have a lolly-pop?
 {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Oh Bart, I'm afraid that was the last one. But I've got something even better for you -- a rubella inoculation.
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 {{qf|Homer}} Y'know, Maggie, the sooner kids talk, the sooner they talk back. I hope you never say a word.

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 {{qf|Homer}} Did you hear that? She said "burlap."
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-{[qf|Marge}} According to ''[[Fretful Mother]]'' magazine, if Maggie doesn't talk by age one, we should consider a corrective tongue extender.
+{{qf|Marge}} According to ''[[Fretful Mother]]'' magazine, if Maggie doesn't talk by age one, we should consider a corrective tongue extender.
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 {{qf|Marge}} Well, this story begins in this unforgettable spring of 1983: [[Ms. Pac-Man]] struck a blow for women's rights... a young [[Joe Piscopo]] taught us how to laugh.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Mr. Plow|Homer's Triple Bypass}}
-{{qf|Baby [[Lisa]]}} "Bart!"
+{{qf|Baby [[Lisa]]}} Bart!
-{{qf|Toddler [[Bart]]}} "What did you say?"
+{{qf|Toddler [[Bart]]}} What did you say?
-{{qf|Baby Lisa}} "Bart?"
+{{qf|Baby Lisa}} Bart?
-{{qf|Bart}} "Suffering succatash! You can talk! ''[runs downstairs]'' Mom! Dad! She can talk! Say it again, Lis."
+{{qf|Bart}} Suffering succatash! You can talk! ''[runs downstairs]'' Mom! Dad! She can talk! Say it again, Lis.
-{{qf|Baby Lisa}} "Bart! Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart."
+{{qf|Baby Lisa}} Bart! Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart.
-{{qf|Bart}} "''I'm'' her first word!"
+{{qf|Bart}} ''I'm'' her first word!
-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} "Well, I'm not surprised. Lisa's crazy about you. She thinks you hung the moon."
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Well, I'm not surprised. Lisa's crazy about you. She thinks you hung the moon.
-{{qf|Bart}} "Wow! ''[to Lisa]'' Lisa. Can you say 'Mommy'?"
+{{qf|Bart}} Wow! ''[to Lisa]'' Lisa. Can you say 'Mommy'?
-{{qf|Baby Lisa}} "Mommy."
+{{qf|Baby Lisa}} Mommy.
-{{qf|Bart}} "Can you say 'David Hasslehoff'?"
+{{qf|Bart}} Can you say 'David Hasslehoff'?
-{{qf|Baby Lisa}} "Dabid Hasslehoff." ''[giggles]''
+{{qf|Baby Lisa}} Dabid Hasslehoff. ''[giggles]''
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} "Can you say 'Daddy'?"
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Can you say 'Daddy'?
-{{qf|Baby Lisa}} "Homer."
+{{qf|Baby Lisa}} Homer.
-{{qf|Homer}} "No, sweetie. 'Daddy'."
+{{qf|Homer}} No, sweetie. 'Daddy'.
-{{qf|Baby Lisa}} ''[pause]'' "Homer."
+{{qf|Baby Lisa}} ''[pause]'' Homer.
-{{qf|Homer}} "D'oh!"
+{{qf|Homer}} D'oh!
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 :''[While Bart and Lisa argue, Homer puts Maggie to bed.]''
-{{qf|Homer}} "You know, Maggie. The sooner kids learn to talk, the sooner they talk back. ''[puts Maggie in her crib]'' I hope you never say a word."
+{{qf|Homer}} You know, Maggie. The sooner kids learn to talk, the sooner they talk back. ''[puts Maggie in her crib]'' I hope you never say a word.
 :''[Homer leaves the room, closing the door behind him. Maggie takes her pacifier out of her mouth.]''
-{{qf|[[Maggie]]}} "Daddy."
+{{qf|[[Maggie]]}} Daddy.
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 {{qf|Marge}} Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say mama?
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 {{qf|Marge}} I saved this newspaper from the day Lisa was born.
-{{qf|Lisa}} "Mondale to Hart: Where's the beef?"
+{{qf|Lisa}} Mondale to Hart: "Where's the beef?"
 {{qf|Bart}} "Where's the beef?" What the hell that's supposed to mean?
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[laughs]'' "Where's the beef"...No wonder he won Minnesota.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[laughs]'' "Where's the beef"... No wonder he won Minnesota.
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 {{qf|Patty}} The older they get, the cuter they ain't.

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+{{TabQ|episode=Lisa's First Word}}
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 :'''Homer:''' "D'oh!"
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-:''[While [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] argue, [[Homer]] puts [[Maggie]] to bed.]''
+:''[While Bart and Lisa argue, Homer puts Maggie to bed.]''
 :'''Homer:''' "You know, Maggie. The sooner kids learn to talk, the sooner they talk back. ''[puts Maggie in her crib]'' I hope you never say a word."
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 :''[Homer leaves the room, closing the door behind him. Maggie takes her pacifier out of her mouth.]''
-:'''Maggie:''' "Daddy."
+:'''[[Maggie]]:''' "Daddy."
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 :'''Marge:''' Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say mama?
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 :'''Homer:''' Why you little... ''[chokes Bart]''
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-:'''Marge:''' [telling Bart a bedtime story]: Then the prince and the princess... ''[yawn]'' got married and lived happily ever after.
+:'''Marge:''' ''[telling Bart a bedtime story]'' Then the prince and the princess... ''[yawn]'' got married and lived happily ever after.
 :'''Bart:''' Then what happened?
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 :'''Homer:''' He became Francine back in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.
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-:'''Selma:''' Hey Bart, want a dollar? Uh uh uh, you know what I wanna hear.
+:'''[[Selma]]:''' Hey Bart, want a dollar? Uh uh uh, you know what I wanna hear.
-:'''Bart:''' [singing]: I'm a little teapot short and stout, this is my handle this is my spout. The incy wincy spider went up the water spout...
+:'''Bart:''' ''[singing]'' I'm a little teapot short and stout, this is my handle this is my spout. The incy wincy spider went up the water spout...
 :'''Selma:''' Oh yeah! Love that spout medley.
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 :'''Marge:''' Once we get the cats out of the way, it won't be too bad.
-:'''Real Estate Agent:''' Actually, according to the will, the cats own the house. You'd be their tenants!
+:'''[[Realty agent]]:''' Actually, according to the will, the cats own the house. You'd be their tenants!
 :'''Lisa:''' I wish we lived in the kitty house.
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 :'''Homer:''' Dad, I have a problem.
-:'''Grampa:''' Why did you come to me? I don't know nothin'. I used to get by on my looks. Now they're gone... withered away like an old piece of fruit. ''[sobs]''
+:'''[[Grampa]]:''' Why did you come to me? I don't know nothin'. I used to get by on my looks. Now they're gone... withered away like an old piece of fruit. ''[sobs]''
 :'''Homer:''' Are you done?
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 :'''Bart:''' Mom was preggers and Dad threw all our money down a sink hole.
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-:'''Ned:''' If you need anything just give a whistle.
+:'''[[Ned]]:''' If you need anything just give a whistle.
 :'''Homer:''' I could use a TV tray.
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 :'''Homer:''' ''[in the present]'' And that little while is now 8 years and counting. Heh, heh, heh.
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-:'''Bart:''' [during his "terrible two's" phase; he's banging pans and chanting while Marge is resting in her bedroom with a washcloth on her forehead]: I am so great! I am so great! Everybody loves me, I am so great!
+:'''Bart:''' ''[during his "terrible two's" phase; he's banging pans and chanting while Marge is resting in her bedroom with a washcloth on her forehead]'' I am so great! I am so great! Everybody loves me, I am so great!
 :'''Marge:''' Honey, honey, honey, honey, honey. Could you please be quiet?
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 :'''Homer:''' It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
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-:'''Bart:''' Krusty funny!
+:'''Bart:''' [[Krusty]] funny!
 :'''Homer:''' Duh.
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 :'''Ned:''' Supper time, boys!
-:'''Todd:''' Oh boy: liver!
+:'''[[Todd]]:''' Oh boy: liver!
-:'''Rod:''' Iron helps us play.
+:'''[[Rod]]:''' Iron helps us play.
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-:'''Marge:''' [about Bart after Lisa's born]: According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her.
+:'''Marge:''' ''[about Bart after Lisa's born]'' According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her.
 :'''Homer:''' Well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.
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 :'''Patty:''' The older they get, the cuter they ain't.
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-:'''Dr. Hibbert:''' [at Lisa's checkup]: ''[laughs]'' She has the relexes of a young Mary Lou Retton. Have a wowwipop. ''[gives Lisa one]''
+:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' ''[at Lisa's checkup]'' ''[laughs]'' She has the relexes of a young [[Mary Lou Retton]]. Have a wowwipop. ''[gives Lisa one]''
 :'''Bart:''' Can I have a lollipop?