Lisa's Bad Word!/Quotes - Revision history

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Solar Dragon at 22:15, July 7, 2020

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Solar Dragon at 15:58, July 15, 2015

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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Ms. Hoover:''' One of the best-known dinosaurus was the Brontosaurus.... :'''Lisa:''' Uh, Miss Hoover, don't you mean "Apatosaurus"? "Brontosaurus" actua..."

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Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Ms. Hoover:''' One of the best-known dinosaurus was the Brontosaurus.... :'''Lisa:''' Uh, Miss Hoover, don't you mean "Apatosaurus"? "Brontosaurus" actua..."

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:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]:''' One of the best-known dinosaurus was the Brontosaurus....
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Uh, Miss Hoover, don't you mean "Apatosaurus"? "Brontosaurus" actually refers to a species that's now considered non-existent!
:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]:''' One more rude interruption like that, young lady, and you'll be toe one who's considered "non-existent!"
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' [SWEARING!]
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Whoa! Way to go, Lisa!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Oh, my stars and garters! Do my ears deceive me? Such language!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' uh-oh! I think my sweetie is having a Brittany Spears moment!
:'''[[Nelson]]:''' Haw haw!
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Lisa's talking like cable television!
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:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]:'''Fortunately, principal Skinner and I have come up with a very appropriate way to cure Lisa's recent case of potty mouth.
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Yes, I think that we've devised a punishment that truly fits the crime! For the next two weeks, Lisa is going to spend all of her free time helping out in the cafeteria with Lunchlady Doris!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Lunchlady Doris?!? But she's always swearing!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' That's exactly the point, Lisa! Spending all that time with a fould mouth like Doris ought to quickly put you on the path to verbal cleanliness!
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:'''[[Lunchlady Doris]]:''' Lisa, the meaat loaf is too loose! Pour in a few [SWEARING!] pounds of sawdust to thicken it up!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Y-you're the booss, Lunchlady Doris!
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Wait a minute! What am I saying? Of course I'm capable of fixing all the food for the faculty luncheon! I've already spen't nine days learning this ins and the outs of this kitchen! So... ...let's get ready to cook!

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-{{qf|[[Ms. Hoover]]}} One of the best-known dinosaurus was the Brontosaurus....
+{{qf|[[Ms. Hoover]]}} One of the best-known dinosaurs was the Brontosaurus....
 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Uh, Miss Hoover, don't you mean "Apatosaurus"? "Brontosaurus" actually refers to a species that's now considered non-existent!
 {{qf|Ms. Hoover}} One more rude interruption like that, young lady, and you'll be the one who's considered "non-existent!"

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 {{qf|[[Ms. Hoover]]}} One of the best-known dinosaurus was the Brontosaurus....
 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Uh, Miss Hoover, don't you mean "Apatosaurus"? "Brontosaurus" actually refers to a species that's now considered non-existent!
-{{qf|Ms. Hoover}} One more rude interruption like that, young lady, and you'll be toe one who's considered "non-existent!"
+{{qf|Ms. Hoover}} One more rude interruption like that, young lady, and you'll be the one who's considered "non-existent!"
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 {{qf|Lisa}} [SWEARING!]
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Whoa! Way to go, Lisa!
 {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Oh, my stars and garters! Do my ears deceive me? Such language!
-{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} uh-oh! I think my sweetie is having a Brittany Spears moment!
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Uh-oh! I think my sweetie is having a Brittany Spears moment!
 {{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Haw haw!
 {{qf|[[Ralph]]}} Lisa's talking like cable television!
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-{{qf|Ms. Hoover}}Fortunately, principal Skinner and I have come up with a very appropriate way to cure Lisa's recent case of potty mouth.
+{{qf|Ms. Hoover}} Fortunately, principal Skinner and I have come up with a very appropriate way to cure Lisa's recent case of potty mouth.
-{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Yes, I think that we've devised a punishment that truly fits the crime! For the next two weeks, Lisa is going to spend all of her free time helping out in the cafeteria with Lunchlady Dora!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Yes, I think that we've devised a punishment that truly fits the crime! For the next two weeks, Lisa is going to spend all of her free time helping out in the cafeteria with Lunchlady Doris!
-{{qf|Lisa}} Lunchlady Dora?!? But she's always swearing!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Lunchlady Doris?!? But she's always swearing!
-{{qf|Principal Skinner}} That's exactly the point, Lisa! Spending all that time with a fould mouth like Doris ought to quickly put you on the path to verbal cleanliness!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} That's exactly the point, Lisa! Spending all that time with a foul mouth like Doris ought to quickly put you on the path to verbal cleanliness!
 ----
-{{qf|[[Lunchlady Dora]]}} Lisa, the meaat loaf is too loose! Pour in a few [SWEARING!] pounds of sawdust to thicken it up!
+{{qf|[[Lunchlady Dora]]}} Lisa, the meat loaf is too loose! Pour in a few [SWEARING!] pounds of sawdust to thicken it up!
-{{qf|Lisa}} Y-you're the booss, Lunchlady Dora!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Y-you're the boss, Lunchlady Doris!
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-{{qf|Lisa}} Wait a minute! What am I saying? Of course I'm capable of fixing all the food for the faculty luncheon! I've already spen't nine days learning this ins and the outs of this kitchen! So... ...let's get ready to cook!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Wait a minute! What am I saying? Of course I'm capable of fixing all the food for the faculty luncheon! I've already spent nine days learning the ins and the outs of this kitchen! So... ...let's get ready to cook!
 [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]]

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 {{qf|Lisa}} [SWEARING!]
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Whoa! Way to go, Lisa!
-{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} Oh, my stars and garters! Do my ears deceive me? Such language!
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Oh, my stars and garters! Do my ears deceive me? Such language!
 {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} uh-oh! I think my sweetie is having a Brittany Spears moment!
 {{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Haw haw!
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 {{qf|Ms. Hoover}}Fortunately, principal Skinner and I have come up with a very appropriate way to cure Lisa's recent case of potty mouth.
-{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} Yes, I think that we've devised a punishment that truly fits the crime! For the next two weeks, Lisa is going to spend all of her free time helping out in the cafeteria with Lunchlady Dora!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Yes, I think that we've devised a punishment that truly fits the crime! For the next two weeks, Lisa is going to spend all of her free time helping out in the cafeteria with Lunchlady Dora!
 {{qf|Lisa}} Lunchlady Dora?!? But she's always swearing!
-{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} That's exactly the point, Lisa! Spending all that time with a fould mouth like Doris ought to quickly put you on the path to verbal cleanliness!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} That's exactly the point, Lisa! Spending all that time with a fould mouth like Doris ought to quickly put you on the path to verbal cleanliness!
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 {{qf|[[Lunchlady Dora]]}} Lisa, the meaat loaf is too loose! Pour in a few [SWEARING!] pounds of sawdust to thicken it up!

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-:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]:''' One of the best-known dinosaurus was the Brontosaurus....
+{{qf|[[Ms. Hoover]]}} One of the best-known dinosaurus was the Brontosaurus....
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Uh, Miss Hoover, don't you mean "Apatosaurus"? "Brontosaurus" actually refers to a species that's now considered non-existent!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Uh, Miss Hoover, don't you mean "Apatosaurus"? "Brontosaurus" actually refers to a species that's now considered non-existent!
-:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]:''' One more rude interruption like that, young lady, and you'll be toe one who's considered "non-existent!"
+{{qf|Ms. Hoover}} One more rude interruption like that, young lady, and you'll be toe one who's considered "non-existent!"
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-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' [SWEARING!]
+{{qf|Lisa}} [SWEARING!]
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Whoa! Way to go, Lisa!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Whoa! Way to go, Lisa!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Oh, my stars and garters! Do my ears deceive me? Such language!
+{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} Oh, my stars and garters! Do my ears deceive me? Such language!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' uh-oh! I think my sweetie is having a Brittany Spears moment!
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} uh-oh! I think my sweetie is having a Brittany Spears moment!
-:'''[[Nelson]]:''' Haw haw!
+{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Haw haw!
-:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Lisa's talking like cable television!
+{{qf|[[Ralph]]}} Lisa's talking like cable television!
 ----
-:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]:'''Fortunately, principal Skinner and I have come up with a very appropriate way to cure Lisa's recent case of potty mouth.
+{{qf|Ms. Hoover}}Fortunately, principal Skinner and I have come up with a very appropriate way to cure Lisa's recent case of potty mouth.
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Yes, I think that we've devised a punishment that truly fits the crime! For the next two weeks, Lisa is going to spend all of her free time helping out in the cafeteria with Lunchlady Dora!
+{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} Yes, I think that we've devised a punishment that truly fits the crime! For the next two weeks, Lisa is going to spend all of her free time helping out in the cafeteria with Lunchlady Dora!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Lunchlady Dora?!? But she's always swearing!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Lunchlady Dora?!? But she's always swearing!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' That's exactly the point, Lisa! Spending all that time with a fould mouth like Doris ought to quickly put you on the path to verbal cleanliness!
+{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} That's exactly the point, Lisa! Spending all that time with a fould mouth like Doris ought to quickly put you on the path to verbal cleanliness!
 ----
-:'''[[Lunchlady Dora]]:''' Lisa, the meaat loaf is too loose! Pour in a few [SWEARING!] pounds of sawdust to thicken it up!
+{{qf|[[Lunchlady Dora]]}} Lisa, the meaat loaf is too loose! Pour in a few [SWEARING!] pounds of sawdust to thicken it up!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Y-you're the booss, Lunchlady Dora!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Y-you're the booss, Lunchlady Dora!
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Wait a minute! What am I saying? Of course I'm capable of fixing all the food for the faculty luncheon! I've already spen't nine days learning this ins and the outs of this kitchen! So... ...let's get ready to cook!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Wait a minute! What am I saying? Of course I'm capable of fixing all the food for the faculty luncheon! I've already spen't nine days learning this ins and the outs of this kitchen! So... ...let's get ready to cook!

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	:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]:''' One of the best-known dinosaurus was the Brontosaurus....		:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]:''' One of the best-known dinosaurus was the Brontosaurus....

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	:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]:''' One of the best-known dinosaurus was the Brontosaurus....		:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]:''' One of the best-known dinosaurus was the Brontosaurus....