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{{TabQ
|episode=Like Father, Like Clown
}}
:'''Rabbi Krustofsky''': A rabbi would never exaggerate. A rabbi composes. He creates thoughts. He tells stories that may never have happened. But he does not exaggerate.
----
:'''Bart''': Poor Krusty.
:'''Lisa''': A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.
----
:'''Lisa''': Here you go, Bart. It's a long shot, but that's all I can do without learning ancient Hebrew. (Bart stares at her) Bart! I am not going to learn ancient Hebrew!
----
:'''Bart''': Hello, my name's Dimitri. I'm a first-time caller, long-time listener. My question is, if a son defies his father and chooses a career that makes millions of children happy; shouldn't the father forgive the son?
:'''Rev. Lovejoy''': I think so.
:'''Msgr. D''': Yes, of course.
:'''Rabbi Krustofsky''': No way! Absolutely not! Never, never! Who screens these calls? Who's in charge here? There's nobody in charge? They leave a building without people watching it...
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:'''Bart''': Krusty, are you all right?
:'''Krusty''': Yes, it's just that saying the bracha brings back a lot of painful memories, the old days, my... my father...
:'''Homer''': Hey, Krusty, you going to finish that meatloaf or what?
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:'''Homer''': He's talking funny-talk!
:'''Lisa''': No Dad, that's Hebrew! Krusty must be Jewish.
:'''Homer''': A Jewish entertainer? Get out of here!
----
:'''Bart''': Krusty, you don't have to be `on' tonight.
:'''Homer''': What are you talking about! Of course he does!
:'''Lisa''': No Dad, Krusty is our guest. Your pratfalls and Punchinello antics aren't necessary here.
----
:'''Krusty''': (Singing) Oh Mein Papa, to me he was so wonderful, Oh Mein Papa, to me he was so good, no one could be, so gentle and so loveable, Oh Mein Papa he always understood!
:'''Moe''': I've got something in my eye.
:'''Barney''': Here, take my hanky.
:'''Moe''': Euueeh!

{{Season 3 Q}}

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-:'''[[Rabbi Krustofsky]]''': A rabbi would never exaggerate. A rabbi composes. He creates thoughts. He tells stories that may never have happened. But he does not exaggerate.
+{{qf|[[Rabbi Krustofsky]]}} A rabbi would never exaggerate. A rabbi composes. He creates thoughts. He tells stories that may never have happened. But he does not exaggerate.
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Poor Krusty.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Poor Krusty.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.
 ----
-:'''Lisa''': Here you go, Bart. It's a long shot, but that's all I can do without learning ancient Hebrew. ''[Bart stares at her]'' Bart! I am not going to learn ancient Hebrew!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Here you go, Bart. It's a long shot, but that's all I can do without learning ancient Hebrew. ''[Bart stares at her]'' Bart! I am not going to learn ancient Hebrew!
 ----
-:'''Bart''': Hello, my name's Dimitri. I'm a first-time caller, long-time listener. My question is, if a son defies his father and chooses a career that makes millions of children happy; shouldn't the father forgive the son?
+{{qf|Bart}} Hello, my name's Dimitri. I'm a first-time caller, long-time listener. My question is, if a son defies his father and chooses a career that makes millions of children happy; shouldn't the father forgive the son?
-:'''[[Reverend Lovejoy]]''': I think so.
+{{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} I think so.
-:'''Msgr. D''': Yes, of course.
+{{qf|Msgr. D}} Yes, of course.
-:'''Rabbi Krustofsky''': No way! Absolutely not! Never, never! Who screens these calls? Who's in charge here? There's nobody in charge? They leave a building without people watching it...
+{{qf|Rabbi Krustofsky}} No way! Absolutely not! Never, never! Who screens these calls? Who's in charge here? There's nobody in charge? They leave a building without people watching it...
 ----
-:'''Bart''': Krusty, are you all right?
+{{qf|Bart}} Krusty, are you all right?
-:'''[[Krusty]]''': Yes, it's just that saying the bracha brings back a lot of painful memories, the old days, my... my father...
+{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Yes, it's just that saying the bracha brings back a lot of painful memories, the old days, my... my father...
-:'''Homer''': Hey, Krusty, you going to finish that meatloaf or what?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey, Krusty, you going to finish that meatloaf or what?
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]''': He's talking funny-talk!
+{{qf|Homer}} He's talking funny-talk!
-:'''Lisa''': No Dad, that's Hebrew! Krusty must be Jewish.
+{{qf|Lisa}} No Dad, that's Hebrew! Krusty must be Jewish.
-:'''Homer''': A Jewish entertainer? Get out of here!
+{{qf|Homer}} A Jewish entertainer? Get out of here!
 ----
-:'''Bart''': Krusty, you don't have to be `on' tonight.
+{{qf|Bart}} Krusty, you don't have to be `on' tonight.
-:'''Homer''': What are you talking about! Of course he does!
+{{qf|Homer}} What are you talking about! Of course he does!
-:'''Lisa''': No Dad, Krusty is our guest. Your pratfalls and Punchinello antics aren't necessary here.
+{{qf|Lisa}} No Dad, Krusty is our guest. Your pratfalls and Punchinello antics aren't necessary here.
 ----
-:'''Krusty''': ''[singing]'' Oh Mein Papa, to me he was so wonderful, Oh Mein Papa, to me he was so good, no one could be, so gentle and so loveable, Oh Mein Papa he always understood!
+{{qf|Krusty}} ''[singing]'' Oh Mein Papa, to me he was so wonderful, Oh Mein Papa, to me he was so good, no one could be, so gentle and so loveable, Oh Mein Papa he always understood!
-:'''[[Moe]]''': I've got something in my eye.
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} I've got something in my eye.
-:'''[[Barney]]''': Here, take my hanky.
+{{qf|[[Barney]]}} Here, take my hanky.
-:'''Moe''': Euueeh!
+{{qf|Moe}} Euueeh!
 {{Season 3|Q}}

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+{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Homer Defined|Treehouse of Horror II}}
 :'''[[Hyman Krustofsky|Rabbi Krustofsky]]''': A rabbi would never exaggerate. A rabbi composes. He creates thoughts. He tells stories that may never have happened. But he does not exaggerate.
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-:'''[[Hyman Krustofski|Rabbi Krustofsky]]''': A rabbi would never exaggerate. A rabbi composes. He creates thoughts. He tells stories that may never have happened. But he does not exaggerate.
+:'''[[Hyman Krustofsky|Rabbi Krustofsky]]''': A rabbi would never exaggerate. A rabbi composes. He creates thoughts. He tells stories that may never have happened. But he does not exaggerate.
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 :'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': Poor Krusty.

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-:'''Rabbi Krustofsky''': A rabbi would never exaggerate. A rabbi composes. He creates thoughts. He tells stories that may never have happened. But he does not exaggerate.
+:'''[[Hyman Krustofski|Rabbi Krustofsky]]''': A rabbi would never exaggerate. A rabbi composes. He creates thoughts. He tells stories that may never have happened. But he does not exaggerate.
 ----
-:'''Bart''': Poor Krusty.
+:'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': Poor Krusty.
-:'''Lisa''': A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.
+:'''[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]''': A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.
 ----
 :'''Lisa''': Here you go, Bart. It's a long shot, but that's all I can do without learning ancient Hebrew. (Bart stares at her) Bart! I am not going to learn ancient Hebrew!
 ----
 :'''Bart''': Hello, my name's Dimitri. I'm a first-time caller, long-time listener. My question is, if a son defies his father and chooses a career that makes millions of children happy; shouldn't the father forgive the son?
-:'''Rev. Lovejoy''': I think so.
+:'''[[Reverend Timothy Lovejoy|Rev. Lovejoy]]''': I think so.
 :'''Msgr. D''': Yes, of course.
 :'''Rabbi Krustofsky''': No way! Absolutely not! Never, never! Who screens these calls? Who's in charge here? There's nobody in charge? They leave a building without people watching it...