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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Lights, Camera, Distraction!
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXV}}
|requirements = [[Krustylu Studios]]
|characters = [[Space Mutant]], [[Krusty]]
|optional =
|previous = {{TOQP|The Slime of Your Life|7}}
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Lights, Camera, Distraction!''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXV}} content update. It requires the [[Drive-In Theater]] and [[Krustylu Studios]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After finishing {{TOQP|The Slime of Your Life|7}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, just the guy I was looking for…}}
{{Tapped Out Space Mutant Icon}}
{{TB|Aaah! What is wrong with your face?!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Take it easy, Squidley-diddley. Your milkshake ain’t exactly filling the yard with takers.}}
{{Tapped Out Space Mutant Icon}}
{{TB|Who are you? What do you want with me?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|I'm a guy with a studio and I want to make a deal.}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|What kind of deal is Krusty offering? Build KrustyLu Studios and let's get on with the story.}}
}}

=== Pt, 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on the Space Mutant's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Look, you want to tell your story…}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|I wanna class up my image.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|What if we shoot a documentary? Show the world who you really are.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|-and then charge the world double for network re-broadcast rights.}}
{{Tapped Out Space Mutant Icon}}
{{TB|That sounds perfect – though I think you're way off the re-broadcast thing. No one gets double.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Trust me, I got ways to trick people into giving me exactly what I want.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Speaking of which, would you mind signing this iron-clad contract?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Space Mutant Sign Contract|60 minutes|[[Krustylu Studios]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, so the camera's right there, but I want you to pretend you don't see it.}}
{{Tapped Out Space Mutant Icon}}
{{TB|What do you want me to do?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Documentary, baby! No script. You just do you!}}
{{Tapped Out Space Mutant Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I am a little hungry. I guess I could eat.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Go nuts, kid.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Space Mutant Eat From Dumpster|8 hours|{{TOG|Dumpsters}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|Krusty, how is the new horror film going?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Keep it down! The Mutant thinks we're shooting a documentary.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|We'll just digitally replace the garbage he's eating with tiny animated people.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Although we're gonna have to edit out all the time he stops to pet that alley cat.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Hey there, champ! Listen, we're concerned that you may not be using your voice properly and we can't risk you losing it.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|I've arranged for you to work with a vocal coach. Oh, here he is now.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|Hello, I am de coach.}}
{{Tapped Out Space Mutant Icon}}
{{TB|Why are you dressed like a soldier?}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|Please, save your voice for exercises. Do not waste it on questions or calling your agent.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Space Mutant Do Vocal Exercises|2 hours|[[Krustylu Studios]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|Now ve are varmed up – first exercise.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|I will shout, “Get avay from my daughter you ugly slug” and you roar as if a military helicopter has dumped a load of acid on your head.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|We will repeat zis exercise until the sound guy says we've got it clean.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on the Space Mutant's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Space Mutant Icon}}
{{TB|I don't think those vocal lessons are working. My voice is actually getting worse from all the shouting.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|That must be so frustrating for you. Maybe if you stomped around like a maniac it'll help let off some steam.}}
{{Tapped Out Space Mutant Icon}}
{{TB|I don't know about that. I read a study that said catharsis actually increases aggression.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Up is down in the movie biz, okay? Just do what your director tells you.}}
{{Tapped Out Space Mutant Icon}}
{{TB|Okay. Where's that kid with my latte?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|He's late! Use it! He'll probably forget your Splenda, too! Oooh, that makes you mad!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Make Space Mutant RAMPAGE!|24 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Annnnd cut! That's a wrap, people! See you all at the party!}}
{{Tapped Out Space Mutant Icon}}
{{TB|How can we be done? You've barely spent a day with me. You never interviewed me…}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Listen, these guys are professionals. You're not going to believe how much of you we're gonna reveal.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on the Space Mutant's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Space Mutant Icon}}
{{TB|You tricked me! I trusted you and you made another Mutant-Bashing Horror movie.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|There's an old Hollywood adage:}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|“Don't let ‘em make a documentary of your life or they'll just use the footage to make a Space Mutant gore-fest.”}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|But hey, the movie is a huge hit. Come by the studio and pick up your check.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Space Mutant Pick Up His Check|60 minutes|[[Krustylu Studios]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Don't worry, we'll protest the movie and boycott every film the studio makes…}}
{{Tapped Out Space Mutant Icon}}
{{TB|Whoa, whoa, that sounds like it might hurt my royalties…so no.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|What are you talking about?}}
{{Tapped Out Space Mutant Icon}}
{{TB|I own a piece of this movie. And I stand to do very well on the back end.}}
{{Tapped Out Space Mutant Icon|Laughing}}
{{TB|And I don't mean my rump!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Wait, did you get butt-implants?}}
{{Tapped Out Space Mutant Icon|Laughing}}
{{TB|No, I've just been working out. Wink, wink!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|But what about your people?}}
{{Tapped Out Space Mutant Icon|Shades}}
{{TB|I'll write a check to the anti-defamation something or other.}}
{{Tapped Out Space Mutant Icon|Shades}}
{{TB|A little moolah smooths over everything, am I right?}}
{{Tapped Out Space Mutant Icon|Shades}}
{{TB|Gotta scoot, I'm late for my massage. ‘Ta!}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|So he was a monster all along. But don't be disillusioned! Take these free donuts -- a little moolah smoothes over everything, am I right?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Donut|10}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Treehouse of Horror XXV}}

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 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 {{TB|I'm a guy with a studio and I want to make a deal.}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|What kind of deal is Krusty offering? Build KrustyLu<!--sic--> Studios and let's get on with the story.}}
 }}
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 {{Tapped Out Space Mutant Icon|Shades}}
 {{TB|Gotta scoot, I'm late for my massage. 'Ta!}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|So he was a monster all along. But don't be disillusioned! Take these free donuts -- a little moolah smoothes<!--sic--> over everything, am I right?}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Donut|10}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Lights, Camera, Distraction!
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Space Mutant Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXV}}
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 |characters = [[Space Mutant]], [[Krusty]]
 |optional =
 |previous = {{TOQP|The Slime of Your Life|7}}
 |next =

@@ Line 19: / Line 19: @@
 {{THT|After finishing {{TOQP|The Slime of Your Life|7}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
-{{TB|Hey, just the guy I was looking for…}}
+{{TB|Hey, just the guy I was looking for...}}
 {{Tapped Out Space Mutant Icon}}
 {{TB|Aaah! What is wrong with your face?!}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Angry}}
-{{TB|Take it easy, Squidley-diddley. Your milkshake ain’t exactly filling the yard with takers.}}
+{{TB|Take it easy, Squidley-diddley. Your milkshake ain't exactly filling the yard with takers.}}
 {{Tapped Out Space Mutant Icon}}
 {{TB|Who are you? What do you want with me?}}
@@ Line 36: / Line 36: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on the Space Mutant's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
-{{TB|Look, you want to tell your story…}}
+{{TB|Look, you want to tell your story...}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Embarrassed}}
 {{TB|I wanna class up my image.}}
@@ Line 95: / Line 95: @@
 {{TB|Now ve are varmed up – first exercise.}}
 {{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
-{{TB|I will shout, “Get avay from my daughter you ugly slug” and you roar as if a military helicopter has dumped a load of acid on your head.}}
+{{TB|I will shout, "Get avay from my daughter you ugly slug" and you roar as if a military helicopter has dumped a load of acid on your head.}}
 {{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
 {{TB|We will repeat zis exercise until the sound guy says we've got it clean.}}
@@ Line 120: / Line 120: @@
 {{TB|Annnnd cut! That's a wrap, people! See you all at the party!}}
 {{Tapped Out Space Mutant Icon}}
-{{TB|How can we be done? You've barely spent a day with me. You never interviewed me…}}
+{{TB|How can we be done? You've barely spent a day with me. You never interviewed me...}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 {{TB|Listen, these guys are professionals. You're not going to believe how much of you we're gonna reveal.}}
@@ Line 134: / Line 134: @@
 {{TB|There's an old Hollywood adage:}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
-{{TB|“Don't let ‘em make a documentary of your life or they'll just use the footage to make a Space Mutant gore-fest.”}}
+{{TB|"Don't let 'em make a documentary of your life or they'll just use the footage to make a Space Mutant gore-fest."}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 {{TB|But hey, the movie is a huge hit. Come by the studio and pick up your check.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Space Mutant Pick Up His Check|60 minutes|[[Krustylu Studios]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
-{{TB|Don't worry, we'll protest the movie and boycott every film the studio makes…}}
+{{TB|Don't worry, we'll protest the movie and boycott every film the studio makes...}}
 {{Tapped Out Space Mutant Icon}}
-{{TB|Whoa, whoa, that sounds like it might hurt my royalties…so no.}}
+{{TB|Whoa, whoa, that sounds like it might hurt my royalties...so no.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|What are you talking about?}}
@@ Line 159: / Line 159: @@
 {{TB|A little moolah smooths over everything, am I right?}}
 {{Tapped Out Space Mutant Icon|Shades}}
-{{TB|Gotta scoot, I'm late for my massage. ‘Ta!}}
+{{TB|Gotta scoot, I'm late for my massage. 'Ta!}}
 {{TBT|'''Message'''}}
 {{TB|So he was a monster all along. But don't be disillusioned! Take these free donuts -- a little moolah smoothes<!--sic--> over everything, am I right?}}