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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|Director}} You! for the love of Betty Crocker, can any of you cook? {{qf|Cletus Spuckler}} I kin glaze possum rump usin' only pine sap and chaw juice..."

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{{qf|Director}} You! for the love of Betty Crocker, can any of you cook?
{{qf|[[Cletus Spuckler]]}} I kin glaze possum rump usin' only pine sap and chaw juice!
{{qf|[[Jasper Beardsley]]}} I can crack lobster claws with m'wooden leg!
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Well, I don't like to brag, but I've been known to cover many a less-than-tender piece of meat with a flavor-enhancing sauce or gravy...
{{qf|Director}} Lady, you are the answer to this poor director's prayers!
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{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} ''[announcing]'' Five years ago, an eccentric clown had a dream to find the greatest chefs in all the [[Springfield]] metro-area. And after a protracted trademark infringement lawsuit, he named these... the steel chefs! [[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon|Steel Chef Convenience]]! [[Squeaky-voiced teen|Steel Chef Deep Fat]]! [[Lunchlady Dora|Steel Chef Cafeteria]]! And tonight's guest chef is a "triple-threat"; she bakes, she fusses, ''and'' she frets! Can even the food wizardry of the steel chefs match the leading lady of the lunchbox, Marge Simpson? The heat will be hot!
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{{qf|Marge}} Corn dogs? What do you make with corn dogs? I was hoping for a versatile ingredient, like fancy ketchup or extra fancy ketchup!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} What are you so mad about?
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Would it have killed the judges to mention my Bernaise sauce?
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge, is this my beloved childhood pet, Rufus?
{{qf|Marge}} No, Homey. It's Groundskeeper Willie!
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{{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Don't have a bleedin' cowabunga!
{{qf|Bart}} Don't get me wrong, I like the cursing... but if you're going to pretend to be my brother, you're going to have to work on the catchphrases.
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{{qf|Willie}} Go ahead, Willie. Let is all out. I'm here for you and whatever portion of your meal your grief prevents you from finishing.
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{{qf|Homer}} Marge, there's a huge crowd! These primitive people think we're like gods! People of Scotland, we are pleased with your worship! Please line up to pay tribute in the following order: cute chicks, beer vendors, chicks who know beer vendors, everyone involved with the production and distribution of pork rinds...
{{qf|[[Angus MacMoran]] Ah'm afraid they're here for me, Mr. Simpson. Word got about tha' ah was comin' ta fetch me brother, Willie. I'm Angus MacMoran, pleased ta meet ye!
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{{qf|Willie}} Arrrgh! I canna take all the shoutin' and raw emotion! I'll be at th' pub!
{{qf|Homer}} I'd better follow him to make sure he's beer. To make sure he's all beer, I mean. To make sure the beer's all right, that is. I'd better follow the beer. Bye, Marge! I'll be home by beer o'clock.
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{{qf|Homer}} Several sports films have taught me that the guy who is usually a big loser, like y... uh... well, anyway, that guy wins. In movies. So that's good. In movies.
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{{qf|Willie}} Willie'll need an assistant. Let's see... Bart.
{{qf|Bart}} All right! Let's blooter that gonk, mate!
{{qf|Lisa}} What But I made this costume, and stayed up all night studying!
{{qf|Homer}} Ha! In your face, Lisa!
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{{qf|Angus}} This is a tough lie to level... give me mah nine iron trimmers!
{{qf|Willie}} Trimmers? Are ye daft, man. Ye'd use a chainsaw where a scalpel is called fer! Bart! Fetch me mah toenail clippers!
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{{qf|[[Djörk]]}} [Hee] [Hee] Conflict is a bird that bites my head, winning is all. [Giggle] [Giggle]
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{{qf|Homer}} Ah, the quiet nobility of the corn dog--is there nothing it can't do?
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{{qf|Willie}} Ah, lad! If ye were [[Julia Roberts]] or [[Sandra Bullock]], I'd kiss ye!
{{qf|Bart}} And if I were {{Ch|Richard Gere}} or [[Hugh Grant]], I'd let you, lawnmower man!

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 {{qf|Director}} Lady, you are the answer to this poor director's prayers!
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-{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} ''[announcing]'' Five years ago, an eccentric clown had a dream to find the greatest chefs in all the [[Springfield]] metro-area. And after a protracted trademark infringement lawsuit, he named these... the steel chefs! [[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon|Steel Chef Convenience]]! [[Squeaky-voiced teen|Steel Chef Deep Fat]]! [[Lunchlady Dora|Steel Chef Cafeteria]]! And tonight's guest chef is a "triple-threat"; she bakes, she fusses, ''and'' she frets! Can even the food wizardry of the steel chefs match the leading lady of the lunchbox, Marge Simpson? The heat will be hot!
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} ''[announcing]'' Five years ago, an eccentric clown had a dream to find the greatest chefs in all the [[Springfield]] metro-area. And after a protracted trademark infringement lawsuit, he named these... the steel chefs! [[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon|Steel Chef Convenience]]! [[Squeaky-Voiced Teen|Steel Chef Deep Fat]]! [[Lunchlady Dora|Steel Chef Cafeteria]]! And tonight's guest chef is a "triple-threat"; she bakes, she fusses, ''and'' she frets! Can even the food wizardry of the steel chefs match the leading lady of the lunchbox, Marge Simpson? The heat will be hot!
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 {{qf|Marge}} Corn dogs? What do you make with corn dogs? I was hoping for a versatile ingredient, like fancy ketchup or extra fancy ketchup!

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 {{qf|Director}} You! for the love of Betty Crocker, can any of you cook?
 {{qf|[[Cletus Spuckler]]}} I kin glaze possum rump usin' only pine sap and chaw juice!
-{{qf|[[Jasper Beardsley]]}} I can crack lobster claws with m'wooden leg!
+{{qf|[[Jasper Beardley]]}} I can crack lobster claws with m'wooden leg!
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Well, I don't like to brag, but I've been known to cover many a less-than-tender piece of meat with a flavor-enhancing sauce or gravy...
 {{qf|Director}} Lady, you are the answer to this poor director's prayers!

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 {{qf|[[Djörk]]}} [Hee] [Hee] Conflict is a bird that bites my head, winning is all. [Giggle] [Giggle]
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-{{qf|Homer}} Ah, the quiet nobility of the corn dog--is there nothing it can't do?
+{{qf|Homer}} Ah, the quiet nobility of the corn dog—is there nothing it can't do?
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 {{qf|Willie}} Ah, lad! If ye were [[Julia Roberts]] or [[Sandra Bullock]], I'd kiss ye!

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 {{qf|Homer}} Marge, there's a huge crowd! These primitive people think we're like gods! People of Scotland, we are pleased with your worship! Please line up to pay tribute in the following order: cute chicks, beer vendors, chicks who know beer vendors, everyone involved with the production and distribution of pork rinds...
-{{qf|[[Angus MacMoran]] Ah'm afraid they're here for me, Mr. Simpson. Word got about tha' ah was comin' ta fetch me brother, Willie. I'm Angus MacMoran, pleased ta meet ye!
+{{qf|[[Angus MacMoran]]}} Ah'm afraid they're here for me, Mr. Simpson. Word got about tha' ah was comin' ta fetch me brother, Willie. I'm Angus MacMoran, pleased ta meet ye!
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 {{qf|Willie}} Arrrgh! I canna take all the shoutin' and raw emotion! I'll be at th' pub!