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:'''[[Marge]]''': Grrr...
:'''[[Homer]]''': What's wrong?
:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer, after "The Ship n Squeeze self-haircut/fruit Juice-o-Matic" fiasco, didn't you promise to never order anything off of an infomercial again?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Uh-uh.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Then why did men from the Early Bird company build a corral in our backyard this afternoon?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Agh! Now I remember. Rainer Wolfcastle made me do it.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Apparently he made you order the deluxe ranch package which included the very expensive construction of that monstrosity!
:'''[[Homer]]''': But he's McBain! He's very persuasive.
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Dad just admit it. You can't make this work.
:'''[[Marge]]''': It's a shame those early bird rip-off artists didn't send you an instruction manual.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Marge, you're a genius!
:'''[[Marge]]''': What?
:'''[[Homer]]''': They sent a manual and a "How To" DVD! I'm gonna go watch them right now.
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:'''[[Homer]]''': There's gotta be some way I can make my money back without hurting them.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Feathers!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Lisa, we're all upset but it's no reason to cuss.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I'm not. I did some research on the Internet and figured it out. We can rake in cash by selling ostrich feathers!
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:'''[[Cookie Kwan]]''': You!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Huh?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Aren't you the real estate lady?
:'''[[Cookie Kwan]]''': That's right, I am the real estate lady, Cookie Kwan is number one on the westside, but property values are dropping like president's approval rating since you bring dirty birds to town!
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Homer Simpson must wear pants code, Homer Simpsons bathing decree, Homer Simpson anti-body part as bottle opener act... gee, dad sure has alot of city legislation named after him. [GASP!] That's it! We can keep them city from taking the ostriches! Out neighborhood isn't zoned for farming or ranching but we can have a petting zoo!

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-:'''[[Marge]]''': Grrr...
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Grrr...
-:'''[[Homer]]''': What's wrong?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} What's wrong?
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer, after "The Ship n Squeeze self-haircut/fruit Juice-o-Matic" fiasco, didn't you promise to never order anything off of an infomercial again?
+{{qf|Marge}} Homer, after "The Ship n Squeeze self-haircut/fruit Juice-o-Matic" fiasco, didn't you promise to never order anything off of an infomercial again?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Uh-uh.
+{{qf|Homer}} Uh-uh.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Then why did men from the Early Bird company build a corral in our backyard this afternoon?
+{{qf|Marge}} Then why did men from the Early Bird company build a corral in our backyard this afternoon?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Agh! Now I remember. Rainer Wolfcastle made me do it.
+{{qf|Homer}} Agh! Now I remember. Rainer Wolfcastle made me do it.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Apparently he made you order the deluxe ranch package which included the very expensive construction of that monstrosity!
+{{qf|Marge}} Apparently he made you order the deluxe ranch package which included the very expensive construction of that monstrosity!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': But he's McBain! He's very persuasive.
+{{qf|Homer}} But he's McBain! He's very persuasive.
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-:'''[[Homer]]''': Dad just admit it. You can't make this work.
+{{qf|Homer}} Dad just admit it. You can't make this work.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': It's a shame those early bird rip-off artists didn't send you an instruction manual.
+{{qf|Marge}} It's a shame those early bird rip-off artists didn't send you an instruction manual.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Marge, you're a genius!
+{{qf|Homer}} Marge, you're a genius!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': What?
+{{qf|Marge}} What?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': They sent a manual and a "How To" DVD! I'm gonna go watch them right now.
+{{qf|Homer}} They sent a manual and a "How To" DVD! I'm gonna go watch them right now.
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]''': There's gotta be some way I can make my money back without hurting them.
+{{qf|Homer}} There's gotta be some way I can make my money back without hurting them.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Feathers!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Feathers!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Lisa, we're all upset but it's no reason to cuss.
+{{qf|Homer}} Lisa, we're all upset but it's no reason to cuss.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': I'm not. I did some research on the Internet and figured it out. We can rake in cash by selling ostrich feathers!
+{{qf|Lisa}} I'm not. I did some research on the Internet and figured it out. We can rake in cash by selling ostrich feathers!
 ----
-:'''[[Cookie Kwan]]''': You!
+{{qf|[[Cookie Kwan]]}} You!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Huh?
+{{qf|Homer}} Huh?
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Aren't you the real estate lady?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Aren't you the real estate lady?
-:'''[[Cookie Kwan]]''': That's right, I am the real estate lady, Cookie Kwan is number one on the westside, but property values are dropping like president's approval rating since you bring dirty birds to town!
+{{qf|Cookie Kwan}} That's right, I am the real estate lady, Cookie Kwan is number one on the westside, but property values are dropping like president's approval rating since you bring dirty birds to town!
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Homer Simpson must wear pants code, Homer Simpsons bathing decree, Homer Simpson anti-body part as bottle opener act... gee, dad sure has alot of city legislation named after him. [GASP!] That's it! We can keep them city from taking the ostriches! Out neighborhood isn't zoned for farming or ranching but we can have a petting zoo!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Homer Simpson must wear pants code, Homer Simpsons bathing decree, Homer Simpson anti-body part as bottle opener act... gee, dad sure has a lot of city legislation named after him. [GASP!] That's it! We can keep them city from taking the ostriches! Out neighborhood isn't zoned for farming or ranching but we can have a petting zoo!