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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Law & Side Orders
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Dimwillie Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Food Wars}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Dimwillie]]
|optional = [[Wiggum]], [[Sentient Lard Lad Statue]], [[Laird Ladd]]
|internal = LawAndSideOrders
|id = 270017 - 270020
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Law & Side Orders''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Food Wars}} content update. It requires [[Dimwillie]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Dimwillie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Hey Dimwillie, looks like you ordered a burger with a side of demise, because you're under arrest for MURDER, scumbag!}}
{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What?!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Man, that felt good! Sorry, was that too over the top? I don't really get to accuse people of murder a lot. Tried to throw a little Dennis Franz in there.}}
{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon}}
{{TB|Oh yeah, I did feel a little Sipowicz flavor.}}
{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|One problem, though: I haven't killed anyone!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Abrupt}}
{{TB|Oh yeah? Well look at poor, dead Laird Ladd here. Looks like your hamburger army eighty-sixed him!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That's restaurant slang that means they killed him. Trying to work a little Gordon Ramsay into this arrest too.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Accuse Dimwillie of Murder|4 hours|[[Dimwillie's]], a [[Krusty Burger]], [[Hamburger Heaven]], [[Anime Krusty Burger]], [[Le Krusty Burger]], [[X-Cell-Ent Burger]], or an {{TOG|Eatery}}|char=[[Wiggum]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Dimwillie Protest His Innocence|4 hours|[[Dimwillie's]], a [[Krusty Burger]], [[Hamburger Heaven]], [[Anime Krusty Burger]], [[Le Krusty Burger]], [[X-Cell-Ent Burger]], or an {{TOG|Eatery}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Laird Ladd Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|What are you two boobs yelling about?! Can't an old man nap in peace around here?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Mr. Ladd, you're alive?! I assumed you were dead because you didn't answer any of my texts.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Unless you were g-g-g-ghosting me!}}
{{Tapped Out Laird Ladd Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I gave your text a thumbs up, that counts as texting back! Now which one of you dolts left these giant donut crumbs and jelly filling all over the floor here?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Giant donut crumbs? Jelly filling? Oh my gosh! Someone killed Lard Lad!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Dimwillie, it was you!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Dimwillie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Hey Dimwillie, looks like you ordered another burger with a side of demise, because you're—}}
{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|This again? I didn't kill Lard Lad either!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|C'mon, give me another shot at this. I'm so close!}}
{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Well, how do we know it wasn't you?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|You think I'd have the willpower to leave those crumbs behind?}}
{{Tapped Out Laird Ladd Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|He's got you there.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Accuse Dimwillie of Murder…Again|4 hours|[[Dimwillie's]], a [[Krusty Burger]], [[Hamburger Heaven]], [[Anime Krusty Burger]], [[Le Krusty Burger]], [[X-Cell-Ent Burger]], or an {{TOG|Eatery}}|char=[[Wiggum]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Dimwillie Try to Influence the Investigation|4 hours|[[Dimwillie's]], a [[Krusty Burger]], [[Hamburger Heaven]], [[Anime Krusty Burger]], [[Le Krusty Burger]], [[X-Cell-Ent Burger]], or an {{TOG|Eatery}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Dimwillie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I didn't do it, Chief! Look, I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but—}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Why doesn't anyone ever want to tell me how to do my job? This is really hard and I could use some guidance!}}
{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Didn't you have to go through the police academy?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|It was mostly watching "21 Jump Street" and going undercover in a local high school. Never got so many wedgies in my life…}}
{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|How hard could it be to find out who killed a giant donut spokesman?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|You're right! The first thing I have to do is get down to the basics of police investigation…}}
{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Establish a timeline, motive, and find a murder weapon?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|No, I need to go undercover! Now what kind of wig should I go with, '70s afro or '80s mullet?}}
{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Ugh, I'll just do it myself…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Dimwillie Look for Clues|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Nothing! Boy, TV makes everything look easier than it is in real life.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Tell me about it. I tried smuggling one of them [[Baby Yoda]]s, and those things bite!}}
{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm trying to solve a murder here, not carry around a [[The Muppets|Muppet]].}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Who died?}}
{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Someone killed Lard Lad, and they're trying to frame me for it.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|Y'know, there are some giant footprints over by the Bowlarama…}}
{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Giant footprints? That can only mean one thing!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Yeah — the guy that's trying to frame you has really big feet!}}
{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No, you goon, it means Lard Lad's still alive!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Dimwillie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Lard Lad?! You're alive!}}
{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|And sweeping a bowling alley?}}
{{Tapped Out Sentient Lard Lad Statue Icon}}
{{TB|I'm not sweeping — it's [[curling]] night at the bowling alley.}}
{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|What the heck is curling?}}
{{Tapped Out Sentient Lard Lad Statue Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It's the national sport of Canada after ice hockey, lacrosse, Canadian football, and maybe baseball if the Blue Jays are winning. And it's my real passion!}}
{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|So, what, you faked your death?}}
{{Tapped Out Sentient Lard Lad Statue Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Yeah. I thought Wiggum would think Laird Ladd did it and lock him away, and then I'd be free to pursue my dream.}}
{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Of being a curling star?}}
{{Tapped Out Sentient Lard Lad Statue Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|No, there's no such thing as a curling star. Even if you win a world championship, you're still just a person who's good at an obscure sport no one's heard of.}}
{{Tapped Out Sentient Lard Lad Statue Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|My actual dream is just not having to promote cheap donuts for that wrinkled old tyrant anymore.}}
{{Tapped Out Laird Ladd Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I heard that!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Lard Lad Try to Explain Curling|4 hours|[[Dimwillie's]], a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}, or an {{TOG|Eatery}}|char=[[Sentient Lard Lad Statue]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Laird Ladd Tell Lard Lad to Get Back to Work|4 hours|the [[Pin Pals Bowling Alley]] or an {{TOG|Eatery}}|char=[[Laird Ladd]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Dimwillie Try to Understand Curling|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|Well, I guess I owe you an apology for accusing you of murdering Laird Ladd. And then accusing you of murdering Lard Lad.}}
{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Don't forget making me spend hours rehearsing with you so you could "get into character" when you went undercover.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Hey, one slip-up and I woulda been toast!}}
{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You were going undercover as a cop from Shelbyville!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Exactly! They wear grey uniforms and we wear blue, and I'm color blind!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the TV franchise ''[[Law & Order]]''.

{{Tapped Out Quests/Food Wars}}

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 {{Tapped Out Laird Ladd Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|He's got you there.}}
-{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Accuse Dimwillie of Murder…Again|4 hours|[[Dimwillie's]], a [[Krusty Burger]], [[Hamburger Heaven]], [[Anime Krusty Burger]], [[Le Krusty Burger]], [[X-Cell-Ent Burger]], or an {{TOG|Eatery}}|char=[[Wiggum]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Dimwillie Try to Influence the Investigation|4 hours|[[Dimwillie's]], a [[Krusty Burger]], [[Hamburger Heaven]], [[Anime Krusty Burger]], [[Le Krusty Burger]], [[X-Cell-Ent Burger]], or an {{TOG|Eatery}}}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Accuse Dimwillie of Murder...Again|4 hours|[[Dimwillie's]], a [[Krusty Burger]], [[Hamburger Heaven]], [[Anime Krusty Burger]], [[Le Krusty Burger]], [[X-Cell-Ent Burger]], or an {{TOG|Eatery}}|char=[[Wiggum]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Dimwillie Try to Influence the Investigation|4 hours|[[Dimwillie's]], a [[Krusty Burger]], [[Hamburger Heaven]], [[Anime Krusty Burger]], [[Le Krusty Burger]], [[X-Cell-Ent Burger]], or an {{TOG|Eatery}}}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 79: / Line 79: @@
 {{TB|Didn't you have to go through the police academy?}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|It was mostly watching "21 Jump Street" and going undercover in a local high school. Never got so many wedgies in my life…}}
+{{TB|It was mostly watching "21 Jump Street" and going undercover in a local high school. Never got so many wedgies in my life...}}
 {{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|How hard could it be to find out who killed a giant donut spokesman?}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
-{{TB|You're right! The first thing I have to do is get down to the basics of police investigation…}}
+{{TB|You're right! The first thing I have to do is get down to the basics of police investigation...}}
 {{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Confused}}
 {{TB|Establish a timeline, motive, and find a murder weapon?}}
@@ Line 89: / Line 89: @@
 {{TB|No, I need to go undercover! Now what kind of wig should I go with, '70s afro or '80s mullet?}}
 {{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Ugh, I'll just do it myself…}}
+{{TB|Ugh, I'll just do it myself...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Dimwillie Look for Clues|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Annoyed}}
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 {{TB|Someone killed Lard Lad, and they're trying to frame me for it.}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sneaky}}
-{{TB|Y'know, there are some giant footprints over by the Bowlarama…}}
+{{TB|Y'know, there are some giant footprints over by the Bowlarama...}}
 {{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|Giant footprints? That can only mean one thing!}}

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