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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Bart''': Homer, I've never been producer of you than I am right now. :'''Marge''': Bart, I wish you wouldn't encourage your father to entter binge-eating..."

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:'''[[Bart]]''': Homer, I've never been producer of you than I am right now.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Bart, I wish you wouldn't encourage your father to entter binge-eating contests.
:'''[[Bart]]''': But his isn't just any eat-a-thon, mom. It's the triple crown!
:'''[[Marge]]''': Mmmmmmmm.
:'''[[Bart]]''': It's apple, hot dog and oyster shucking and eating contest.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Hrmmm. That means I'll be up all night. I know how Homer gets when he eats oysters.
----
:'''[[Lisa]]''': How's dad?
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': Well, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is the damage to the brain was isolated to a very small area. The bad news is that is seems Homer overloaded the food pleasure center of his brain.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Which means?
:'''[[Homer]]''': I'll never enjoy food again.
:'''[[Lisa]], [[Bart]], & [[Marge]]''': [GASP!]
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:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer, did you want the regular or BBQ pork rinds?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Whatever.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Look on the bright side, mom. Dad is slimming down.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Every pound he loses tells the whole town that I'm a wife who can't fulfil her husbands's needs. Look at all those judgemental gazes! Agnes Skinner. Helen Lovejoy. Maude Flanders. Maude Flanders?
:'''[[Ned]]''': What? Sometimes I like to dress in Maude's clothes to remember her better. There's nothing in the bible against it.
----
:'''[[Hyman Krustofsky]]''': So it is true.
:'''[[Krusty]]''': Papa!
:'''[[Hyman Krustofsky]]''': My son, the Doctor! You've made me the happiest Rabbi in all of Springfield and the greater tri-city area.
:'''[[Krusty]]''': It's just until Dr. Huxtable and Quacky von Malpractice are back on their feet.
:'''[[Hyman Krustofsky]]''': So if they don't make it, you'll never go back to clowing?
:'''[[Krusty]]''': I guess not.
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': Get him out of here! He was trying to pull the plug on us.
:'''[[Hyman Krustofsky]]''': It look frayed. I was just checking for faulty wiring.
----
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': Attention everyone! I'm back. And to a lesser extent, so is Dr. Nick.
:'''[[Dr. Nick]]''': Hi, everybody! All right, that's a little creept.
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': See here, we're the real doctors!
:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]''': Will you two keep it down? We're here to see Krusty. He's a better doctor than the two of you ever were!
:'''[[Eddie]]''': Yeah, you never even made me giggle once during my colonoscopy!
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': I... I guess we're not needed anymore.
:'''[[Dr. Nick]]''': Bye, everydoy.

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-:'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]:''' [[Homer Simpson|Homer]], I've never been producer of you than I am right now.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Homer, I've never been producer of you than I am right now.
-:'''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]:''' Bart, I wish you wouldn't encourage your father to entter binge-eating contests.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bart, I wish you wouldn't encourage your father to entter binge-eating contests.
-:'''Bart:''' But his isn't just any eat-a-thon, mom. It's the triple crown!
+{{qf|Bart}} But his isn't just any eat-a-thon, mom. It's the triple crown!
-:'''Marge:''' Mmmmmmmm.
+{{qf|Marge}} Mmmmmmmm.
-:'''Bart:''' It's apple, hot dog and oyster shucking and eating contest.
+{{qf|Bart}} It's apple, hot dog and oyster shucking and eating contest.
-:'''Marge:''' Hrmmm. That means I'll be up all night. I know how Homer gets when he eats oysters.
+{{qf|Marge}} Hrmmm. That means I'll be up all night. I know how Homer gets when he eats oysters.
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]:''' How's dad?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} How's dad?
-:'''[[Julius Hibbert|Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Well, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is the damage to the brain was isolated to a very small area. The bad news is that is seems Homer overloaded the food pleasure center of his brain.
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Well, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is the damage to the brain was isolated to a very small area. The bad news is that is seems Homer overloaded the food pleasure center of his brain.
-:'''Marge:''' Which means?
+{{qf|Marge}} Which means?
-:'''Homer:''' I'll never enjoy food again.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I'll never enjoy food again.
-:'''Lisa, Bart, & Marge:''' [GASP!]
+{{qf|Lisa, Bart, & Marge}} [GASP!]
 ----
-:'''Marge:''' Homer, did you want the regular or BBQ pork rinds?
+{{qf|Marge}} Homer, did you want the regular or BBQ pork rinds?
-:'''Homer:''' Whatever.
+{{qf|Homer}} Whatever.
-:'''Lisa:''' Look on the bright side, mom. Dad is slimming down.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Look on the bright side, mom. Dad is slimming down.
-:'''Marge:''' Every pound he loses tells the whole town that I'm a wife who can't fulfil her husbands's needs. Look at all those judgemental gazes! [[Agnes Skinner]]. [[Helen Lovejoy]]. [[Maude Flanders]]. Maude Flanders?
+{{qf|Marge}} Every pound he loses tells the whole town that I'm a wife who can't fulfil her husbands's needs. Look at all those judgemental gazes! [[Agnes Skinner]]. [[Helen Lovejoy]]. [[Maude Flanders]]. Maude Flanders?
-:'''[[Ned Flanders|Ned]]:''' What? Sometimes I like to dress in Maude's clothes to remember her better. There's nothing in the bible against it.
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} What? Sometimes I like to dress in Maude's clothes to remember her better. There's nothing in the bible against it.
 ----
-:'''[[Hyman Krustofsky]]:''' So it is true.
+{{qf|[[Hyman Krustofsky]]}} So it is true.
-:'''[[Krusty the Clown|Krusty]]:''' Papa!
+{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Papa!
-:'''Hyman Krustofsky:''' My son, the Doctor! You've made me the happiest Rabbi in all of [[Springfield]] and the greater tri-city area.
+{{qf|Hyman Krustofsky}} My son, the Doctor! You've made me the happiest Rabbi in all of [[Springfield]] and the greater tri-city area.
-:'''Krusty:''' It's just until Dr. Huxtable and Quacky von Malpractice are back on their feet.
+{{qf|Krusty}} It's just until Dr. Huxtable and Quacky von Malpractice are back on their feet.
-:'''Hyman Krustofsky:''' So if they don't make it, you'll never go back to clowing?
+{{qf|Hyman Krustofsky}} So if they don't make it, you'll never go back to clowing?
-:'''Krusty:''' I guess not.
+{{qf|Krusty}} I guess not.
-:'''Dr. Hibbert:''' Get him out of here! He was trying to pull the plug on us.
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Get him out of here! He was trying to pull the plug on us.
-:'''Hyman Krustofsky:''' It look frayed. I was just checking for faulty wiring.
+{{qf|Hyman Krustofsky}} It look frayed. I was just checking for faulty wiring.
 ----
-:'''Dr. Hibbert:''' Attention everyone! I'm back. And to a lesser extent, so is Dr. Nick.
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Attention everyone! I'm back. And to a lesser extent, so is Dr. Nick.
-:'''[[Nick Riviera|Dr. Nick]]:''' Hi, everybody! All right, that's a little creept.
+{{qf|[[Dr. Nick]]}} Hi, everybody! All right, that's a little creept.
-:'''Dr. Hibbert:''' See here, we're the real doctors!
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} See here, we're the real doctors!
-:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]:''' Will you two keep it down? We're here to see Krusty. He's a better doctor than the two of you ever were!
+{{qf|[[Ms. Hoover]]}} Will you two keep it down? We're here to see Krusty. He's a better doctor than the two of you ever were!
-:'''[[Eddie]]:''' Yeah, you never even made me giggle once during my colonoscopy!
+{{qf|[[Eddie]]}} Yeah, you never even made me giggle once during my colonoscopy!
-:'''Dr. Hibbert:''' I... I guess we're not needed anymore.
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} I... I guess we're not needed anymore.
-:'''Dr. Nick:''' Bye, everydoy.
+{{qf|Dr. Nick}} Bye, everydoy.

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 :'''Lisa:''' Look on the bright side, mom. Dad is slimming down.
 :'''Marge:''' Every pound he loses tells the whole town that I'm a wife who can't fulfil her husbands's needs. Look at all those judgemental gazes! [[Agnes Skinner]]. [[Helen Lovejoy]]. [[Maude Flanders]]. Maude Flanders?
-:'''[[Ned Flanders|Ned]]:''' What? Sometimes I like to dress in Maude's clothes to remember her better. There's nothing in the [[Holy Bible!|bible]] against it.
+:'''[[Ned Flanders|Ned]]:''' What? Sometimes I like to dress in Maude's clothes to remember her better. There's nothing in the bible against it.
 ----
 :'''[[Hyman Krustofsky]]:''' So it is true.

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	:'''[[Bart Simpson\|Bart]]:''' [[Homer Simpson\|Homer]], I've never been producer of you than I am right now.		:'''[[Bart Simpson\|Bart]]:''' [[Homer Simpson\|Homer]], I've never been producer of you than I am right now.