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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Land of the Flies |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXI}} |requirements = |characters = Hell Teacher, {{TOCG|Nerd Kids..."

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Land of the Flies
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXI}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Hell Teacher]], {{TOCG|Nerd Kids}}
|optional = {{TOCG|Bullies}}, [[Skinner]]
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Land of the Flies''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXI}} content update. It requires the [[Hell Teacher]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Hell Teacher's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|Class, meet your new teacher, freshly transferred from Hellementary School. This is Miss…uh…}}
{{Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon}}
{{TB|Just call me Hellen.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|Um, yes, of course. Are you sure you can handle these hellions, Hellen?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scream}}
{{TB|Hey! Nelson just gave me a wet willy!}}
{{Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Wet willy him back.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|But won't I get in trouble?}}
{{Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon}}
{{TB|Wrath is a virtue. What better way to grow young minds than to encourage them to seek retribution on their enemies?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|I love my new teacher!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Hell Teacher Encourage Nerds to Revenge|60 minutes|[[Springfield Elementary]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Nerd Kids|Nerds}} Contemplate Vengeance|60 minutes|[[Springfield Elementary]] or a [[Brown House]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|This is every nerd's fantasy!}}
{{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Be warned. It could be an Ackbar scenario.}}
{{Tapped Out Database Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|But what if it's NOT a trap? If we knew we wouldn't get in trouble, what would we do?}}
{{Tapped Out Report Card Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I have some ideas on three-by-five cards I've housed in a rented storage unit over the years.}}
{{Tapped Out Uter Icon}}
{{TB|How many have you collected?}}
{{Tapped Out Report Card Icon|Sinister}}
{{TB|Hundreds of thousands. Be afraid. Be very afraid.}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Hell Teacher's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|So what have my fine little minds come up with? As we say in Hell, one must strike while the iron is hot.}}
{{Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon}}
{{TB|And irons are always hot in Hell. Not like on the surface. Your irons cool way too quickly.}}
{{Tapped Out Lewis Clark Icon}}
{{TB|We're still not convinced we won't get in trouble for this, so we're starting with a simple prank that can't easily be traced back to us.}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
{{TB|The classic "itching powder in the gym shorts". Gym class is next period.}}
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Man, something doesn't feel right here.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Yeah, something's hapnin' with my junk. But it's dodgeball time and I can put itching aside if it means we get to Nail-A-Nerd!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Hell Teacher Enjoy the Spectacle|2 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional3|Make {{TOCG|Bullies}} Scratch Themselves Embarrassingly|2 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]] or a [[Brown House]]|3|char={{TOCG|Bullies}}}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Nerd Kids|Nerds}} Win Dodgeball|2 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]] or a [[Brown House]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Annika Icon|Disgusted}}
{{TB|They scratch themselves like monkeys!}}
{{Tapped Out Gina Vendetti Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hahaha! What a bunch of losers!}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Sick}}
{{TB|What is this strange feeling?}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|This must be that thing called shame!}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Let's get out of here!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We did it!}}
{{Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon}}
{{TB|Very good, children! But bullies are known to retaliate.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Retaliation on retaliation? This is a vicious wedgie-producing cycle!}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Hell Teacher's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|That tears it! Itching powder, Vaseline on our locker handles, and whatever it is you nerds did to make Kearney grow pink hair…}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|It's time for you dweebs to — OWW!}}
{{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|FYI, we ran out of prank ideas, so now we're just going to tase you.}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon|Pink Hair Sad}}
{{TB|Run for it!}}
{{Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon}}
{{TB|Well-played, gentlemen! Now that you have all the power, it's time you embraced it!}}
{{Tapped Out Uter Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ja! Oompa-power!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Hell Teacher Encourage Nerds to Seize the Day|3 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Nerd Kids|Nerds}} Storm Skinner's Office|3 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]] or a [[Brown House]]|3}} {{Task/Optional|Make Skinner Feel His Authority Slipping Away|3 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Skinner]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|I'm in charge and I say out of my office!}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Correction, sir. You WERE in charge.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Yeah! There's some new kids on the block and it's not New Kids On The Block. It's us!}}
{{Tapped Out Database Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Your new agenda is all in this spreadsheet.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I'm outraged and yet impressed. How can one not respect a quality spreadsheet!}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Hell Teacher's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon|Gaah}}
{{TB|The coffee in the teachers' lounge is all gone! There's nothing but juice boxes!}}
{{Tapped Out Coach Pommelhorst Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|My field hockey sticks have been replaced with gaming computers!}}
{{Tapped Out Dewey Largo Icon}}
{{TB|Where are my brass instruments?! All that's here are cellos and violins!}}
{{Tapped Out Coach Krupt Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|And my dodgeballs have been desecrated! The nerds are out of control!}}
{{Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon}}
{{TB|I think it's good to see the little tykes showing some initiative. Skinner?}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Flashback}}
{{TB|{{*}}crawling out of his office{{*}} That's SERGEANT Skinner to you! Now heads down in the jungle! Charlie is everywhere!}}
{{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Flashback much, Seymour?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Hell Teacher Calm the Faculty Down|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Skinner Try to Get His Platoon Back Together|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Skinner]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Flashback}}
{{TB|Fear! Fear is the key. If the enemy doesn't fear you, they won't respect you, and then you have no authority!}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Flashback}}
{{TB|Grodin, Barnes, I need you! King and Bunny re-engage the enemy! We have to take the high ground, men! We have to push Charlie back!}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Is he talking to the nerds?}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon|Pink Hair Sad}}
{{TB|Don't care. I'm not going anywhere near those little freaks while that teacher from Hell has their backs.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Flashback}}
{{TB|You mean their Russian advisor? Take her "out"! Good thinking, King!}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon|Pink Hair Happy}}
{{TB|Wait. Now I'm King? I sorta like that.}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Hell Teacher's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon}}
{{TB|Boys, I have some good news to share with you!}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|They agreed to rename the school after Isaac Asimov?}}
{{Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|No. I've been offered a job at Shelbyville Elementary for twice the pay.}}
{{Tapped Out Uter Icon|Afraid}}
{{TB|Nein! You cannot leave us here!}}
{{Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon}}
{{TB|You'll be fine! Nerds who take on bullies always end up fine.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}gulp{{*}}}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Hell Teacher Prepare to Leave Springfield|2 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Nerd Kids|Nerds}} Explain How They Won't Be Fine|2 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]] or a [[Brown House]]|3}} {{Task/Optional|Make Skinner Lead a Platoon Counteroffensive|2 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Skinner]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|We can handle things without Hell Teacher.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Flashback}}
{{TB|Alright men, prepare to engage!}}
{{Tapped Out Uter Icon|Afraid}}
{{TB|We'll be engaged? But I've never had a girlfriend!}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|So your scary protector isn't here anymore, eh, nerds?}}
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Get ready for group wedgies!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|I had a dream that wedgies were how I was going to die!}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the novel ''{{W|Lord of the Flies}}'' by {{W|William Golding}}.

{{Tapped Out Quests/Treehouse of Horror XXXI}}

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+{{TB|That tears it! Itching powder, Vaseline on our locker handles, and whatever it is you nerds did to make Kearney grow pink hair...}}
 {{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Scared}}
 {{TB|It's time for you dweebs to — OWW!}}

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