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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Lama Drama Ding Dong
|image = [[File:Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Springfield Enlightened}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[The Dalai Lama]], [[Lisa]]
|optional = [[Moe]], [[Barney]]
|internal = LamaDramaDingDong
|id = 245053 - 245056
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Lama Drama Ding Dong''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Springfield Enlightened}} content update. It requires [[The Dalai Lama]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Dalai Lama's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon}}
{{TB|As soon as I heard of your enlightenment crisis, I came straight to Springfield to help. Well, a brief detour to Cleveland because, well, it's Cleveland…}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|And then you came here to get a beer?}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
{{TB|Cheers! {{*}}belch{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Oh, no. Inebriation is against the ways of the Buddha. I merely wished to visit the most abject of your people. From the outside, this establishment…looked about as abject as they come.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Uh-huh. Lenny, what does abject mean again?}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|I think it's like…charming?}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon}}
{{TB|But I am a thankful guest, I assure you. I will partake in your goods. How about one of these pickled eggs in this jar?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Oh, no I wouldn't—}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon|Choking}}
{{TB|{{*}}choking{{*}} GHA—SPLGH!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make The Dalai Lama Choke on a Pickled Egg|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[O'Flanagan's Pub]], [[The Gridiron]], [[Barra]], [[Beer-N-Brawl]], [[Lotto 'N' Liquor]], [[The Boiled Potato]], [[CBGB]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Moe Check His Liability|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[O'Flanagan's Pub]], [[The Gridiron]], [[Barra]], [[Beer-N-Brawl]], [[Lotto 'N' Liquor]], [[The Boiled Potato]], [[CBGB]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Moe]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Barney Do the Heimlich|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[O'Flanagan's Pub]], [[The Gridiron]], [[Barra]], [[Beer-N-Brawl]], [[Lotto 'N' Liquor]], [[The Boiled Potato]], [[CBGB]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Barney]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|{{*}}waking up{{*}} Where am I?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Springfield Hospital. The pickled egg ward, to be specific. {{*}}chuckles{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|You're laughing. Is there a funny story?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No. You almost died.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Dalai Lama's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I thought I should read up on Shintoism, but my parents wouldn't take me to Japan.}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Uh-huh.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|And then I met a monk at the park who was talking about nirvana, but then I realized he was just a mental patient in an orange bathrobe…}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Uh-huh. And how did you know I was here at the hospital?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|My dad told me. He was at the bar when you choked on the pickled egg. He's the one that tried to do CPR on you but tripped and knocked you unconscious.}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Uh-huh.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make The Dalai Lama Listen to Lisa|4 hours|[[Springfield General Hospital]], [[Hibbert Family Practice]], [[Painless Dentistry]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Ramble to The Dalai Lama|4 hours|[[Springfield General Hospital]], [[Hibbert Family Practice]], [[Painless Dentistry]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon}}
{{TB|Lisa, this near-death experience has been eye-opening for me. Something could happen to me at any time, and I haven't made any preparations for the next Dalai Lama to take over.}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon}}
{{TB|If something were to happen to me, Buddha forbid, the world of enlightenment would be in terrible turmoil. As such…I must begin the search for my future replacement.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|But don't you get reincarnated into each new body? That would mean your replacement isn't alive yet.}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Is that so? {{*}}checks Wikipedia{{*}} Huh. You're right.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Dalai Lama's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon}}
{{TB|Since my future replacement is not yet alive, it seems the best thing I can do is document the wisdom I've learned over the years to be passed on to him.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Or her.}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}chuckles{{*}} Stranger things have happened.}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon}}
{{TB|Let's record some videos for the future leader. Will you be my cameraman?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Camerawoman!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make The Dalai Lama Record Videos for Future Self|4 hours|the [[Jogyesa Temple]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Be The Dalai Lama's Camerawoman|4 hours|the [[Jogyesa Temple]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}recording video{{*}} You'll find that the robes can really begin to chafe over time, so I recommend wearing long john undergarments. Not cotton, get them in alpaca wool. You'll thank me later.}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And cut.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|Are you sure you didn't want to add anything else about…I don't know, inner peace or — respect for all life, or something?}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon}}
{{TB|I'm getting there. Next let's do the video on how to trim your nails while meditating.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Dalai Lama's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon}}
{{TB|Lisa, are you recording?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eye Roll}}
{{TB|Every riveting word.}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon}}
{{TB|Future leader, it's important to get plenty of vitamin D.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|Are you serious?}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon}}
{{TB|You'll need to sunbathe often, but out of the prying eyes of the paparazzi. They would like nothing more than a picture of your belly button, but you must not let them have it!}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon}}
{{TB|Here, I will demonstrate.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make The Dalai Lama Sunbathe|60 minutes|the [[Jogyesa Temple]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}reading the morning paper{{*}} Lisa, can you believe this? Some paparazzi caught me sunbathing in my unmentionables!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|You seem upset. Maybe we should go to the Bodhi tree, or create some salt mandalas together? Work on our inner peace?}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Oh, I'm working on it. I'm gonna find this chump and give him an inner piece of my mind!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Springfield Enlightened}}

@@ Line 21: / Line 21: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on The Dalai Lama's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon}}
-{{TB|As soon as I heard of your enlightenment crisis, I came straight to Springfield to help. Well, a brief detour to Cleveland because, well, it's Cleveland…}}
+{{TB|As soon as I heard of your enlightenment crisis, I came straight to Springfield to help. Well, a brief detour to Cleveland because, well, it's Cleveland...}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
 {{TB|And then you came here to get a beer?}}
@@ Line 27: / Line 27: @@
 {{TB|Cheers! {{*}}belch{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Oh, no. Inebriation is against the ways of the Buddha. I merely wished to visit the most abject of your people. From the outside, this establishment…looked about as abject as they come.}}
+{{TB|Oh, no. Inebriation is against the ways of the Buddha. I merely wished to visit the most abject of your people. From the outside, this establishment...looked about as abject as they come.}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
 {{TB|Uh-huh. Lenny, what does abject mean again?}}
 {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
-{{TB|I think it's like…charming?}}
+{{TB|I think it's like...charming?}}
 {{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon}}
 {{TB|But I am a thankful guest, I assure you. I will partake in your goods. How about one of these pickled eggs in this jar?}}
@@ Line 58: / Line 58: @@
 {{TB|Uh-huh.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
-{{TB|And then I met a monk at the park who was talking about nirvana, but then I realized he was just a mental patient in an orange bathrobe…}}
+{{TB|And then I met a monk at the park who was talking about nirvana, but then I realized he was just a mental patient in an orange bathrobe...}}
 {{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon|Confused}}
 {{TB|Uh-huh. And how did you know I was here at the hospital?}}
@@ Line 69: / Line 69: @@
 {{TB|Lisa, this near-death experience has been eye-opening for me. Something could happen to me at any time, and I haven't made any preparations for the next Dalai Lama to take over.}}
 {{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon}}
-{{TB|If something were to happen to me, Buddha forbid, the world of enlightenment would be in terrible turmoil. As such…I must begin the search for my future replacement.}}
+{{TB|If something were to happen to me, Buddha forbid, the world of enlightenment would be in terrible turmoil. As such...I must begin the search for my future replacement.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Confused}}
 {{TB|But don't you get reincarnated into each new body? That would mean your replacement isn't alive yet.}}
@@ Line 96: / Line 96: @@
 {{TB|And cut.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
-{{TB|Are you sure you didn't want to add anything else about…I don't know, inner peace or — respect for all life, or something?}}
+{{TB|Are you sure you didn't want to add anything else about...I don't know, inner peace or — respect for all life, or something?}}
 {{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon}}
 {{TB|I'm getting there. Next let's do the video on how to trim your nails while meditating.}}

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