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 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Hello. Why, it's – It's, er ... Oh, it's, er ...
 :''[goes back to a jealous [[Smithers]]. Smithers whispers and smiles mischief-ly when Burns returns]''
-{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Why, it's Fred Flintstone and his lovely wife Wilma! Oh, and this must be little Pebbles. ''[pats Maggie]'' Mind if I come in? I've brought chocolates.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Why, it's [[Fred Flintstone]] and his lovely wife [[Wilma Flintstone|Wilma]]! Oh, and this must be little [[Pebbles Flintstone|Pebbles]]. ''[pats Maggie]'' Mind if I come in? I've brought chocolates.
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[yanks box]'' Yabba dabba do!
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 {{qf|Marge}} Yeah. Anyway, maybe they could go to a matinee together... or shopping or to that room in the library... that's always full of old people—Periodicals, that's it!
 {{qf|Homer}} Marge, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
-{{qf|Marge}} Homer, would you please stop reading that {{w|Ross Perot}} pamphlet? ''[snatches pamphlet and crumples it]''
+{{qf|Marge}} Homer, would you please stop reading that {{W|Ross Perot}} pamphlet? ''[snatches pamphlet and crumples it]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Oh!!
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 {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} ''[sighs]'' Let me show you something. This – this is a [[Snagglepuss]] drawn by Hig Heisler; it is worth something. This, this is an arm drawn by nobody – it is worth nothing!
 {{qf|Bart}} Can't you give me anything for it?
-{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} I can give you this telephone – it is shaped like {{ch|Mary Worth}}.
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} I can give you this telephone – it is shaped like {{Ch|Mary Worth}}.
 {{qf|Bart}} Ohh ...
 {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} No groaning in my store.

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 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homie, you know it's funny... Both my mother and your father seem pretty lonely.
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[giggles]'' That is funny.
-{{qf|Marge}} Yeah. Anyway, maybe they could go to a matinee together... or shopping or to that room in the library... that's always full of old people-- Periodicals, that's it!
+{{qf|Marge}} Yeah. Anyway, maybe they could go to a matinee together... or shopping or to that room in the library... that's always full of old people—Periodicals, that's it!
 {{qf|Homer}} Marge, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
 {{qf|Marge}} Homer, would you please stop reading that {{w|Ross Perot}} pamphlet? ''[snatches pamphlet and crumples it]''

@@ Line 2: / Line 2: @@
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Boy Who Knew Too Much|Secrets of a Successful Marriage}}
-:'''[[Patty]]''': Hello, everyone except Homer.
+{{qf|[[Patty]]}} Hello, everyone except Homer.
-:'''Jacqueline''': ''[touching [[Maggie]]'s nose]'' Happy birthday, granddaughter.
+{{qf|[[Jacqueline]]}} ''[touching [[Maggie]]'s nose]'' Happy birthday, granddaughter.
-:'''Patty''': Marge, I think that's your father-in-law across the street.
+{{qf|Patty}} Marge, I think that's your father-in-law across the street.
-:'''[[Grampa]]''': Happy birthdaaay!
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Happy birthdaaay!
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-:'''[[Marge]]''': Homie, you know it's funny... Both my mother and your father seem pretty lonely.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homie, you know it's funny... Both my mother and your father seem pretty lonely.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': ''[giggles]'' That is funny.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[giggles]'' That is funny.
-:'''Marge''': Yeah. Anyway, maybe they could go to a matinee together... or shopping or to that room in the library... that's always full of old people-- Periodicals, that's it!
+{{qf|Marge}} Yeah. Anyway, maybe they could go to a matinee together... or shopping or to that room in the library... that's always full of old people-- Periodicals, that's it!
-:'''Homer''': Marge, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
+{{qf|Homer}} Marge, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
-:'''Marge''': Homer, would you please stop reading that {{w|Ross Perot}} pamphlet? ''[snatches pamphlet and crumples it]''
+{{qf|Marge}} Homer, would you please stop reading that {{w|Ross Perot}} pamphlet? ''[snatches pamphlet and crumples it]''
-:'''Homer''': Oh!!
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh!!
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-:'''Homer''': If he marries your mother, Marge, we'll be brother and sister ... and then our kids – they'll be horrible freaks with pink skin, no overbites, and five fingers on each hand! ''[he sees what he said] '''AAAAGH!!'''''
+{{qf|Homer}} If he marries your mother, Marge, we'll be brother and sister ... and then our kids – they'll be horrible freaks with pink skin, no overbites, and five fingers on each hand! ''[he sees what he said] '''AAAAGH!!'''''
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-:'''[[Bart]]''': Is this cel worth anything?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Is this cel worth anything?
-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': ''[sighs]'' Let me show you something. This – this is a [[Snagglepuss]] drawn by Hig Heisler; it is worth something. This, this is an arm drawn by nobody – it is worth nothing!
+{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} ''[sighs]'' Let me show you something. This – this is a [[Snagglepuss]] drawn by Hig Heisler; it is worth something. This, this is an arm drawn by nobody – it is worth nothing!
-:'''Bart''': Can't you give me anything for it?
+{{qf|Bart}} Can't you give me anything for it?
-:'''Comic Book Guy''': I can give you this telephone – it is shaped like {{ch|Mary Worth}}.
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} I can give you this telephone – it is shaped like {{ch|Mary Worth}}.
-:'''Bart''': Ohh ...
+{{qf|Bart}} Ohh ...
-:'''Comic Book Guy''': No groaning in my store.
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} No groaning in my store.
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 :''[after exiting the community center ...]
-:'''[[Jacqueline]]:''' I swear, Monty, you are the devil himself.
+{{qf|Jacqueline}} I swear, Monty, you are the devil himself.
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': I—'''''who told you—?!''''' Oh-ho-ho, I, yes, yes, well, I'd say you're an angel, but angels don't dance like that.
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} I—'''''who told you—?!''''' Oh-ho-ho, I, yes, yes, well, I'd say you're an angel, but angels don't dance like that.
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-:'''Homer/Marge''': ''AAAAAAGH!!!
+{{qf|Homer/Marge}} ''AAAAAAGH!!!
-:'''Mr. Burns''': Hello. Why, it's – It's, er ... Oh, it's, er ...
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Hello. Why, it's – It's, er ... Oh, it's, er ...
 :''[goes back to a jealous [[Smithers]]. Smithers whispers and smiles mischief-ly when Burns returns]''
-:'''Mr. Burns''': Why, it's Fred Flintstone and his lovely wife Wilma! Oh, and this must be little Pebbles. ''[pats Maggie]'' Mind if I come in? I've brought chocolates.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Why, it's Fred Flintstone and his lovely wife Wilma! Oh, and this must be little Pebbles. ''[pats Maggie]'' Mind if I come in? I've brought chocolates.
-:'''Homer''': ''[yanks box]'' Yabba dabba do!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[yanks box]'' Yabba dabba do!
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-:'''Marge''': Mom, you can't marry Mr. Burns! He's an evil man!
+{{qf|Marge}} Mom, you can't marry Mr. Burns! He's an evil man!
-:'''Jacqueline''': Evil, schmevil, Marge. Monty can provide for me. Besides, he's a great kisser.
+{{qf|Jacqueline}} Evil, schmevil, Marge. Monty can provide for me. Besides, he's a great kisser.
-:'''Homer''': Eww, yuck!
+{{qf|Homer}} Eww, yuck!
-:'''Marge''': Mm, what about Abe Simpson? Don't you have any feelings for him?
+{{qf|Marge}} Mm, what about Abe Simpson? Don't you have any feelings for him?
-:'''Jacqueline''': Oh, he's a dear. But he's too much of an old fusspot.
+{{qf|Jacqueline}} Oh, he's a dear. But he's too much of an old fusspot.
-:'''Marge''': We're all aware of Grampa's problems, but compared to Mr. Burns, he's [[Judge Reinhold|Judge-freaking-Reinhold]]!
+{{qf|Marge}} We're all aware of Grampa's problems, but compared to Mr. Burns, he's [[Judge Reinhold|Judge-freaking-Reinhold]]!
-:'''Jacqueline''': ''[pause]'' I don't know who that is.
+{{qf|Jacqueline}} ''[pause]'' I don't know who that is.
 {{Season 5|Q}}

@@ Line 2: / Line 2: @@
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Boy Who Knew Too Much|Secrets of a Successful Marriage}}
-:'''Patty''': Hello, everyone except Homer.
+:'''[[Patty]]''': Hello, everyone except Homer.
-:'''Jacqueline''': ''[touching Maggie's nose]'' Happy birthday, granddaughter.
+:'''Jacqueline''': ''[touching [[Maggie]]'s nose]'' Happy birthday, granddaughter.
 :'''Patty''': Marge, I think that's your father-in-law across the street.
-:'''Grampa''': Happy birthdaaay!
+:'''[[Grampa]]''': Happy birthdaaay!
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-:'''Marge''': Homie, you know it's funny... Both my mother and your father seem pretty lonely.
+:'''[[Marge]]''': Homie, you know it's funny... Both my mother and your father seem pretty lonely.
-:'''Homer''': ''[giggles]'' That is funny.
+:'''[[Homer]]''': ''[giggles]'' That is funny.
 :'''Marge''': Yeah. Anyway, maybe they could go to a matinee together... or shopping or to that room in the library... that's always full of old people-- Periodicals, that's it!
 :'''Homer''': Marge, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
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 :'''Homer''': If he marries your mother, Marge, we'll be brother and sister ... and then our kids – they'll be horrible freaks with pink skin, no overbites, and five fingers on each hand! ''[he sees what he said] '''AAAAGH!!'''''
 ----
-:'''Bart''': Is this cel worth anything?
+:'''[[Bart]]''': Is this cel worth anything?
 :'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': ''[sighs]'' Let me show you something. This – this is a [[Snagglepuss]] drawn by Hig Heisler; it is worth something. This, this is an arm drawn by nobody – it is worth nothing!
 :'''Bart''': Can't you give me anything for it?
@@ Line 24: / Line 24: @@
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 :''[after exiting the community center ...]
-:'''[[Jacqueline Bouvier|Jacqueline]]:''' I swear, Monty, you are the devil himself.
+:'''[[Jacqueline]]:''' I swear, Monty, you are the devil himself.
 :'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': I—'''''who told you—?!''''' Oh-ho-ho, I, yes, yes, well, I'd say you're an angel, but angels don't dance like that.
 ----
 :'''Homer/Marge''': ''AAAAAAGH!!!
 :'''Mr. Burns''': Hello. Why, it's – It's, er ... Oh, it's, er ...
-:''[goes back to a jealous Smithers. Smithers whispers and smiles mischief-ly when Burns returns]''
+:''[goes back to a jealous [[Smithers]]. Smithers whispers and smiles mischief-ly when Burns returns]''
 :'''Mr. Burns''': Why, it's Fred Flintstone and his lovely wife Wilma! Oh, and this must be little Pebbles. ''[pats Maggie]'' Mind if I come in? I've brought chocolates.
 :'''Homer''': ''[yanks box]'' Yabba dabba do!

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 :'''Marge''': We're all aware of Grampa's problems, but compared to Mr. Burns, he's {{w|Judge Reinhold|Judge-freaking-Reinhold}}!
-:'''Jacqueline''': I Don't know who that is.
+:'''Jacqueline''': I don't know who that is.
 {{Season 5|Q}}