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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|Director}} Great scene, Scratchy! You emoted beautifully! {{qf|Cameraman}} Oops! I forgot to put film in the camera! {{qf|Director}} Well, Scratchy, it l...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|Director}} Great scene, Scratchy! You emoted beautifully!<br /> {{qf|Cameraman}} Oops! I forgot to put film in the camera!<br /> {{qf|Director}} Well, Scratchy, it looks like we'll need one more take. Do it just like the last one, okay?<br /> {{qf|[[Scratchy]]}} What...?! That was the fifteenth take! I've had enough! It's not worth my piddly salary to take this kind of abuse! I quit!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[L.B. Mayhem]]}} So Scratchy quit, eh? Why, that ungrateful bag of fleas! He’ll never work for me again! Don't worry about a thing, Itchy! You're the leading mouse -- and we've got plenty of co-stars who are just dying to work with you!<br /> {{qf|[[Itchy]]}} I’ll give it a try, L.B. -- but I’m afraid it just won’t be the same!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|L.B. Mayhem}} So you're still unhappy, eh, Itchy?<br /> {{qf|Itchy}} I miss Scratchy! I miss that high-pitched squeal he makes when he explodes... I miss the way his decapitated noggin rolls gracefully down his sloping shoulders... [Sigh] He's simply the best!<br /> {{qf|L.B. Mayhem}} Forget him! He's a bum! You're the real talent -- you don't need him!<br /> {{qf|Itchy}} ''[thinking]'' Hmm... I guess I'll just have to get Scratchy back on my own!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Burger Playground]] manager}} You'll be working the drive-through window. Just remember the magic words...<br /> {{qf|Scratchy}} Uh -- &quot;thank you?&quot;<br /> {{qf|Burger Playground manager}} No -- &quot;you want fries with that?&quot;<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Scratchy}} ''[thinking]'' [Sigh] It's hopeless -- I'll never find a job that doesn't cause me extreme bodily injury! I can't take any more of this -- I might as well just end it all!<br /> {{qf|Scratchy}} Goodbye, cruel world!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Mammoth Pictures]] producer}} Scratchy, I'd like you to meet your new co-star, Lion L. Barryroar.<br /> {{qf|[[Lion L. Barryroar]]}} Charmed, Scratchy! I love your work, doncha know! I can see greater heights of glory in your future -- as the bard said, &quot;Your eyes are a gold candle fix'd in heaven's air.&quot;<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Scratchy}} Please, L.B. -- You've got to give me another chance! It's just too rough out there! I promise I'll never walk out on you again!<br /> {{qf|L.B. Mayhem}} Hmmmmm... ...Okay, Scratchy! I guess I'm just a big softy, but I'll give you back your old job -- at half your old salary!<br /> {{qf|Scratchy}} Oh, thank you, thank you thank you L.B.!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Hey, kids, wasn’t that great?! Don’t go away -- we’ll be right back with another Itchy &amp; Scratchy cartoon right after this shameless plug for new imitation-chocolatey-flavor Frosty Krusty Flakes!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Wow! Itchy and Scratchy -- wreaking havoc in our house! This is so cool! Maybe I can get their autogr--<br /> {{qf|Scratchy}} YIIIIEEE!!!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Heh heh! Go get him, Itchy!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Wow. For some reason, I have a forboding sense of impending catastrophe.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Yeah -- and I have the feeling something bad is gonna happen, too! Mom and dad will never believe this...</div>

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