La Dolce Morte - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 20:46, April 21, 2025

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Solar Dragon: /* Pt. 5 */

2024-06-21T14:54:09Z

‎Pt. 5

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = La Dolce Morte |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Terwilligers}} |requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}} |characters = Francesca Terwilli..."

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Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = La Dolce Morte |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Terwilligers}} |requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}} |characters = Francesca Terwilli..."

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = La Dolce Morte
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Terwilligers}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters = [[Francesca Terwilliger]], [[Marge]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''La Dolce Morte''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Terwilligers}} content update. It requires [[Francesca Terwilliger]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Francesca Terwilliger's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I tell you Maggie, the hardest thing about grocery shopping is judging the produce.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Pardon me, ma'am, can I ask your opinion? Are these “vine-ripened tomatoes” ripe enough? Or are they too ripe?}}
{{Tapped Out Francesca Terwilliger Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You dare to ask me, Francesca Terwilliger, about the status of tomatoes?!}}
{{Tapped Out Francesca Terwilliger Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|After your son has tormented my poor Sideshow of a husband for all these years?!}}
{{Tapped Out Francesca Terwilliger Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I shall choke you on your own plastic produce bag!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Francesca Try to Choke Marge with a Plastic Bag|6 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Marge Fend Francesca Off with a Bunch of Carrots|6 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Francesca Terwilliger's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Francesca Terwilliger Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Marge, please forgive. I am so fiery and impetuous.}}
{{Tapped Out Francesca Terwilliger Icon}}
{{TB|It's not my fault I behave like a stereotype from a 1960s Fellini movie.}}
{{Tapped Out Francesca Terwilliger Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Let us be friends and I will teach you to make a tomato sauce that will send your family into raptures.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Um, no offense, but I don't really need a friend.}}
{{Tapped Out Francesca Terwilliger Icon}}
{{TB|Come on, Marge. I've watched the show. In 26 years the only buddy you've had was that “Selma and Louise” chick.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Fine. Let's cook.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Francesca Teach Marge Italian Cooking|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Marge Learn Italian Cooking|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Pretty good dinner, Marge.}}
{{Tapped Out Francesca Terwilliger Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|That is all you can say?! This food would make a saint cry! Kiss your wife's feet and beg forgiveness!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I would but I can't bend below the eyebrows.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Francesca Terwilliger's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, let's get this bake sale organized. My cookies front and center, Marge's cake holding the left flank…}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|And Francesca's bone-dry biscotti way in the rear.}}
{{Tapped Out Francesca Terwilliger Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|You dried-up Protestant hag! You know nothing of the ways of Italian baking. I cast the evil eye at you!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Francesca Pronounce a Vengeful Curse|12 hours|the [[Italian Villa]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angsty}}
{{TB|No one casts the evil eye at me. I put the baleful eye of the Presbylutheran on you.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Ladies, please, let's not descend into sectarian glaring.}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angsty}}
{{TB|This is your fault, Marge. You invited Francesca. You're out of the bake sale!}}
{{Tapped Out Francesca Terwilliger Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You don't need them, Marge. You've got me, a volatile, murderous Italian friend.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Francesca Terwilliger's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Can't park there, ladies. Move it along.}}
{{Tapped Out Francesca Terwilliger Icon}}
{{TB|Ooh, are you some kind of G.I.? Stereotypical Italian women love G.I.s.}}
{{Tapped Out Francesca Terwilliger Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Give me some nylons, marry me, and take me away to your “Hoboken, New Jersey”.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Gee, I'd sure like to, but my wife Sarah hates the East coast.}}
{{Tapped Out Francesca Terwilliger Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|You are cheating on me with another woman?! I'll carve your fat butt into bacon!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Francesca, no! Not with my steak knives.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Francesca Juggle Knives|60 minutes}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Marge Fret|60 minutes|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Marge! Call off Francesca. Or at least call for help. A cop would be good.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Francesca, you mustn't hurt Chief Wiggum. He's the master of ceremonies at church Bingo night…}}
{{Tapped Out Francesca Terwilliger Icon}}
{{TB|Very well. But I am filled with emotion. You must listen to me rant in Italian and gesticulate for three hours.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|This is why I don't have friends, Lisa.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Francesca Terwilliger's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Francesca, you know we're best friends, suddenly.}}
{{Tapped Out Francesca Terwilliger Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|More than friends -- sisters. One beautiful and fascinating, the other good at housework.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|So true. And I think that's why Homer has fallen in love with you.}}
{{Tapped Out Francesca Terwilliger Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What, the fat baldy has a thing for me?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Oh yes. And because we're such friends, I'm going to step aside and let you have him.}}
{{Tapped Out Francesca Terwilliger Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Look, I really prefer men with hair. Giant amounts of crazy hair.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I'm sorry, but as long as you keep spending time with me, Homer will keep coming after you.}}
{{Tapped Out Francesca Terwilliger Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Then for the sake of our friendship, our friendship is at an end!}}
{{Tapped Out Francesca Terwilliger Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I don't know how I'll ever forget you, Marge.}}
{{Tapped Out Francesca Terwilliger Icon}}
{{TB|Oh wait, I do. I'll go shopping.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Francesca Go Shopping|6 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Whatever happened to that Francesca chick?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I got rid of her by telling the biggest lie of my life.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|{{*}}GASP* That it's wrong to put beer on cereal? For shame, Marge.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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 {{TB|I tell you Maggie, the hardest thing about grocery shopping is judging the produce.}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
-{{TB|Pardon me, ma'am, can I ask your opinion? Are these “vine-ripened tomatoes” ripe enough? Or are they too ripe?}}
+{{TB|Pardon me, ma'am, can I ask your opinion? Are these "vine-ripened tomatoes" ripe enough? Or are they too ripe?}}
 {{Tapped Out Francesca Terwilliger Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|You dare to ask me, Francesca Terwilliger, about the status of tomatoes?!}}
@@ Line 44: / Line 44: @@
 {{TB|Um, no offense, but I don't really need a friend.}}
 {{Tapped Out Francesca Terwilliger Icon}}
-{{TB|Come on, Marge. I've watched the show. In 26 years the only buddy you've had was that “Selma and Louise” chick.}}
+{{TB|Come on, Marge. I've watched the show. In 26 years the only buddy you've had was that "Selma and Louise" chick.}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|Fine. Let's cook.}}
@@ Line 61: / Line 61: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Francesca Terwilliger's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
-{{TB|Okay, let's get this bake sale organized. My cookies front and center, Marge's cake holding the left flank…}}
+{{TB|Okay, let's get this bake sale organized. My cookies front and center, Marge's cake holding the left flank...}}
 {{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
 {{TB|And Francesca's bone-dry biscotti way in the rear.}}
@@ Line 86: / Line 86: @@
 {{TB|Ooh, are you some kind of G.I.? Stereotypical Italian women love G.I.s.}}
 {{Tapped Out Francesca Terwilliger Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Give me some nylons, marry me, and take me away to your “Hoboken, New Jersey”.}}
+{{TB|Give me some nylons, marry me, and take me away to your "Hoboken, New Jersey".}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|Gee, I'd sure like to, but my wife Sarah hates the East coast.}}
@@ Line 97: / Line 97: @@
 {{TB|Marge! Call off Francesca. Or at least call for help. A cop would be good.}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Francesca, you mustn't hurt Chief Wiggum. He's the master of ceremonies at church Bingo night…}}
+{{TB|Francesca, you mustn't hurt Chief Wiggum. He's the master of ceremonies at church Bingo night...}}
 {{Tapped Out Francesca Terwilliger Icon}}
 {{TB|Very well. But I am filled with emotion. You must listen to me rant in Italian and gesticulate for three hours.}}
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 {{TB|I got rid of her by telling the biggest lie of my life.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
-{{TB|{{*}}GASP* That it's wrong to put beer on cereal? For shame, Marge.}}
+{{TB|{{*}}GASP{{*}} That it's wrong to put beer on cereal? For shame, Marge.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Terwilligers}}

La Dolce Morte - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 20:46, April 21, 2025

SolarBot: replaced: … → ... (2), “ → " (3), ” → " (3), * → {{*}} (2), {{{{*}}}} → {{*}}

Solar Dragon: /* Pt. 5 */

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = La Dolce Morte |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Terwilligers}} |requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}} |characters = Francesca Terwilli..."

SolarBot: replaced: … → ... (2), “ → " (3), ” → " (3), * → {{}} (2), {{{{}}}} → {{*}}