Krusty the Kent/Quotes - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 14:37, April 5, 2026

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Buzzfan120 at 20:31, March 26, 2020

2020-03-26T20:31:52Z

Solar Dragon at 16:31, March 14, 2020

2020-03-14T16:31:58Z

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2020-03-13T16:41:42Z

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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Kent Brockman''': This just in up yours, buddy! :'''Krusty''': ...and that kids, is why you should never try to neuter your pets with the 6000 silverware..."

2013-08-16T13:58:44Z

Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Kent Brockman''': This just in up yours, buddy! :'''Krusty''': ...and that kids, is why you should never try to neuter your pets with the 6000 silverware..."

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{{TabQ}}

:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': This just in up yours, buddy!
:'''[[Krusty]]''': ...and that kids, is why you should never try to neuter your pets with the 6000 silverware.
:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]''': Krusty! It appears that local anchorman Kent Brockman has been detained in traffic!
:'''[[Krusty]]''': Hot diggety! I been waiting for that shmde to screw up!
:'''Sign''': Shortly
:'''[[Krusty]]''': Hey, hey this is Krusty the clown, filling in for Kent Brockman... and now, the news. Springfield resident's should be on the alert for sudden and tragic tornadoe's during the next week, huh. Tornado season? That really blows! Get it? This is all imporvise! By the way! Come on, people! Give me something ti work with here! Is this mic on! Helllllo! Clown at work! Some laughs would be nice! Is this an audience or a furneal? So, I'm fired right?
:'''Stage manager''': Absolutely.
:'''[[Krusty]]''': Hey, it wasn't my fault! That material stunk up the join!
:'''Stage manager''': Please, wash the blazer before returning it.
:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]''': Krusty! Scott Hamilton has spraned his ankle and won't be abled to perform "Hamlet on Ice" this evening!
:'''[[Krusty]]''': Holy cannol! Iäve been waiting for that stumblebum to screw up.

{{Comic strips|Q}}

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 {{TabQ|ngr}}
-{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} This just in up yours, buddy!
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} This just in: up yours, buddy!
-{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} ...and that kids, is why you should never try to neuter your pets with the 6000 silverware.
+----
 {{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} Krusty! It appears that local anchorman Kent Brockman has been detained in traffic!
 {{qf|Krusty}} Hot diggety! I been waiting for that shmoe to screw up!
-{{qf|Sign}} Shortly
+----
-{{qf|Krusty}} Hey, hey this is Krusty the clown, filling in for Kent Brockman... and now, the news. Springfield residents should be on the alert for sudden and tragic tornadoes during the next week, huh. Tornado season? That really blows! Get it? This is all improvised! By the way! Come on, people! Give me something to work with here! Is this mic on! Helllllo! Clown at work! Some laughs would be nice! Is this an audience or a funeral? So, I'm fired right?
+{{qf|Krusty}} Hey, hey. This is Krusty the Clown, filling in for Kent Brockman... And now, the news. Springfield residents should be on the alert for sudden and tragic tornadoes during the next week. Huh. Tornado season? That really blows! Get it? This is all improvised, by the way!
-{{qf|Stage manager}} Absolutely.
+----
-{{qf|Krusty}} Hey, it wasn't my fault! That material stunk up the joint!
+{{qf|Krusty}} Come on, people! Give me something to work with here! Is this mic on? Helllllo! Clown at work! Some laughs would be nice! Is this an audience or a funeral?
-{{qf|Stage manager}} Please, wash the blazer before returning it.
+----
-{{qf|Sideshow Mel}} Krusty! Scott Hamilton has spraned his ankle and won't be abled to perform "Hamlet on Ice" this evening!
+{{qf|Sideshow Mel}} Krusty! [[Scott Hamilton]] has sprained his ankle and won't be able to perform "Hamlet on Ice" this evening!
-{{qf|Krusty}} Holy cannoli! I've been waiting for that stumblebum to screw up.
+{{qf|Krusty}} Holy cannoli! I've been waiting for that stumblebum to screw up!
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	{{qf\|Sideshow Mel}} Krusty! Scott Hamilton has spraned his ankle and won't be abled to perform "Hamlet on Ice" this evening!		{{qf\|Sideshow Mel}} Krusty! Scott Hamilton has spraned his ankle and won't be abled to perform "Hamlet on Ice" this evening!
	{{qf\|Krusty}} Holy cannoli! I've been waiting for that stumblebum to screw up.		{{qf\|Krusty}} Holy cannoli! I've been waiting for that stumblebum to screw up.
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 {{TabQ|ngr}}
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': This just in up yours, buddy!
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} This just in up yours, buddy!
-:'''[[Krusty]]''': ...and that kids, is why you should never try to neuter your pets with the 6000 silverware.
+{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} ...and that kids, is why you should never try to neuter your pets with the 6000 silverware.
-:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]''': Krusty! It appears that local anchorman Kent Brockman has been detained in traffic!
+{{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} Krusty! It appears that local anchorman Kent Brockman has been detained in traffic!
-:'''[[Krusty]]''': Hot diggety! I been waiting for that shmoe to screw up!
+{{qf|Krusty}} Hot diggety! I been waiting for that shmoe to screw up!
-:'''Sign''': Shortly
+{{qf|Sign}} Shortly
-:'''[[Krusty]]''': Hey, hey this is Krusty the clown, filling in for Kent Brockman... and now, the news. Springfield residents should be on the alert for sudden and tragic tornadoes during the next week, huh. Tornado season? That really blows! Get it? This is all improvised! By the way! Come on, people! Give me something to work with here! Is this mic on! Helllllo! Clown at work! Some laughs would be nice! Is this an audience or a funeral? So, I'm fired right?
+{{qf|Krusty}} Hey, hey this is Krusty the clown, filling in for Kent Brockman... and now, the news. Springfield residents should be on the alert for sudden and tragic tornadoes during the next week, huh. Tornado season? That really blows! Get it? This is all improvised! By the way! Come on, people! Give me something to work with here! Is this mic on! Helllllo! Clown at work! Some laughs would be nice! Is this an audience or a funeral? So, I'm fired right?
-:'''Stage manager''': Absolutely.
+{{qf|Stage manager}} Absolutely.
-:'''[[Krusty]]''': Hey, it wasn't my fault! That material stunk up the joint!
+{{qf|Krusty}} Hey, it wasn't my fault! That material stunk up the joint!
-:'''Stage manager''': Please, wash the blazer before returning it.
+{{qf|Stage manager}} Please, wash the blazer before returning it.
-:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]''': Krusty! Scott Hamilton has spraned his ankle and won't be abled to perform "Hamlet on Ice" this evening!
+{{qf|Sideshow Mel}} Krusty! Scott Hamilton has spraned his ankle and won't be abled to perform "Hamlet on Ice" this evening!
-:'''[[Krusty]]''': Holy cannoli! I've been waiting for that stumblebum to screw up.
+{{qf|Krusty}} Holy cannoli! I've been waiting for that stumblebum to screw up.

← Older revision		Revision as of 16:31, March 14, 2020
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	:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': This just in up yours, buddy!		:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': This just in up yours, buddy!

← Older revision		Revision as of 16:41, March 13, 2020
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	:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]''': Krusty! Scott Hamilton has spraned his ankle and won't be abled to perform "Hamlet on Ice" this evening!		:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]''': Krusty! Scott Hamilton has spraned his ankle and won't be abled to perform "Hamlet on Ice" this evening!
	:'''[[Krusty]]''': Holy cannol! Iäve been waiting for that stumblebum to screw up.		:'''[[Krusty]]''': Holy cannol! Iäve been waiting for that stumblebum to screw up.
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−	~~{{Comic strips\|Q}}~~