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:'''[[Krusty]]''': Friends! How many of you have been yearning for a new life and just not knowing it? How many of you think that the standard capitalist equation doesn't work for you? Well, now you can become a citizen of Krustionia-- a new sovereign nation only ten minutes from downtown Springfield! Not only can you escape from the drudgery of standard american life, but you also get to live in a place that's like an amusement park, a resort, and a kibbutz all rolled into one! Watch me tape all my shows! Be a valuable citizen of an emerging nation! Get into a pie fight with Sideshow Mel! Just renounce your American citizenship and join me at schtickfair next money-- the revolution starts at then o'clock sharp! Hoo-heh-heh-hee!!!
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:'''[[Marge]]''': I just don't know about this, Homey.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Maaarge! That infomercial spoke to me! IT's been my lifelong dream to lave America behind to find a land of opportunity!
:'''[[Marge]]''': I thought your lifelong dream was to have a cheese named after you! Remember?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Oh, I remember! I remember sirens and lights! Milk splashed against a red brick wall! The trial! The restraining order from the dairy! Oh, I remember Marge! Yes, I remember it well!
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:'''[[Bart]]''': What about your posters, Krusty? What about your professionally produced infomercial? :'''[[Bart]]''': What about the manifesto you printed up on the back of your Lil' Kruster Meals?
:'''[[Krusty]]''': I know, kid. But I wasn't in this for a hassle, I just wanted--
:'''[[Bart]]''': You said your wanted to live another way-- the Krusty way-- and people listened! YOu can do it, Krusty! You can make your tax-free dream come true!
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:'''[[Krusty]]''': The network is dropping us??
:'''[[Lois Pennycandy]]''' They say they can't broadcast foreign - owned programming unless you become an Australian citizen and a member of the republican party.
:'''[[Krusty]]''': Forget it! I've already got a country.
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Citizens of Krustionia, lend me your ear! We're still in this together! Krusty knows you don't have electricity for the laundry machine! He knows you feel sick from living off the same strange-testing food for several weeks! He knows you're all scared that he's becoming a totalitarian despot! But... hmmm... I was going somewhere with this.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Everybody listen I sent away for the nutritional information! Soy-lite salamis are tadpoles!! they're tadpoles!!
:'''[[Homer]]''': That's it. I'm sick of this lousy country! There's no T.V. anymore, there's no legislature,and the salamis aren't made of salami stuff! Let's get Krusty!!
:'''[[Marge]], [[Herman]] & [[Luann]]''': Yeah!!

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	{{qf\|Marge, [[Herman]] & [[Luann]]}} Yeah!!		{{qf\|Marge, [[Herman]] & [[Luann]]}} Yeah!!
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	:'''[[Krusty]]''': Friends! How many of you have been yearning for a new life and just not knowing it? How many of you think that the standard capitalist equation doesn't work for you? Well, now you can become a citizen of Krustionia-- a new sovereign nation only ten minutes from downtown Springfield! Not only can you escape from the drudgery of standard american life, but you also get to live in a place that's like an amusement park, a resort, and a kibbutz all rolled into one! Watch me tape all my shows! Be a valuable citizen of an emerging nation! Get into a pie fight with Sideshow Mel! Just renounce your American citizenship and join me at schtickfair next money-- the revolution starts at then o'clock sharp! Hoo-heh-heh-hee!!!		:'''[[Krusty]]''': Friends! How many of you have been yearning for a new life and just not knowing it? How many of you think that the standard capitalist equation doesn't work for you? Well, now you can become a citizen of Krustionia-- a new sovereign nation only ten minutes from downtown Springfield! Not only can you escape from the drudgery of standard american life, but you also get to live in a place that's like an amusement park, a resort, and a kibbutz all rolled into one! Watch me tape all my shows! Be a valuable citizen of an emerging nation! Get into a pie fight with Sideshow Mel! Just renounce your American citizenship and join me at schtickfair next money-- the revolution starts at then o'clock sharp! Hoo-heh-heh-hee!!!

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-:'''[[Krusty]]''': Friends! How many of you have been yearning for a new life and just not knowing it? How many of you think that the standard capitalist equation doesn't work for you? Well, now you can become a citizen of Krustionia-- a new sovereign nation only ten minutes from downtown Springfield! Not only can you escape from the drudgery of standard american life, but you also get to live in a place that's like an amusement park, a resort, and a kibbutz all rolled into one! Watch me tape all my shows! Be a valuable citizen of an emerging nation! Get into a pie fight with Sideshow Mel! Just renounce your American citizenship and join me at schtickfair next money-- the revolution starts at then o'clock sharp! Hoo-heh-heh-hee!!!
+{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Friends! How many of you have been yearning for a new life and just not knowing it? How many of you think that the standard capitalist equation doesn't work for you? Well, now you can become a citizen of Krustionia—a new sovereign nation only ten minutes from downtown Springfield! Not only can you escape from the drudgery of standard American life, but you also get to live in a place that's like an amusement park, a resort, and a kibbutz all rolled into one! Watch me tape all my shows! Be a valuable citizen of an emerging nation! Get into a pie fight with Sideshow Mel! Just renounce your American citizenship and join me at schtickfair next money—the revolution starts at then o'clock sharp! Hoo-heh-heh-hee!!!
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-:'''[[Marge]]''': I just don't know about this, Homey.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I just don't know about this, Homey.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Maaarge! That infomercial spoke to me! IT's been my lifelong dream to lave America behind to find a land of opportunity!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Maaarge! That infomercial spoke to me! IT's been my lifelong dream to lave America behind to find a land of opportunity!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': I thought your lifelong dream was to have a cheese named after you! Remember?
+{{qf|Marge}} I thought your lifelong dream was to have a cheese named after you! Remember?
-:'''[[Homer]]''':  Oh, I remember! I remember sirens and lights! Milk splashed against a red brick wall! The trial! The restraining order from the dairy! Oh, I remember Marge! Yes, I remember it well!
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, I remember! I remember sirens and lights! Milk splashed against a red brick wall! The trial! The restraining order from the dairy! Oh, I remember Marge! Yes, I remember it well!
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-:'''[[Bart]]''': What about your posters, Krusty?  What about your professionally produced infomercial? :'''[[Bart]]''': What about the manifesto you printed up on the back of your Lil' Kruster Meals?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} What about your posters, Krusty? What about your professionally produced infomercial? {{qf|Bart}} What about the manifesto you printed up on the back of your Lil' Kruster Meals?
-:'''[[Krusty]]''': I know, kid. But I wasn't in this for a hassle, I just wanted--
+{{qf|Krusty}} I know, kid. But I wasn't in this for a hassle, I just wanted--
-:'''[[Bart]]''': You said your wanted to live another way-- the Krusty way-- and people listened! YOu can do it, Krusty! You can make your tax-free dream come true!
+{{qf|Bart}} You said your wanted to live another way—the Krusty way—and people listened! YOu can do it, Krusty! You can make your tax-free dream come true!
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-:'''[[Krusty]]''': The network is dropping us??
+{{qf|Krusty}} The network is dropping us??
-:'''[[Lois Pennycandy]]''' They say they can't broadcast foreign - owned programming unless you become an Australian citizen and a member of the republican party.
+{{qf|[[Lois Pennycandy]]}} They say they can't broadcast foreign - owned programming unless you become an Australian citizen and a member of the republican party.
-:'''[[Krusty]]''': Forget it! I've already got a country.
+{{qf|Krusty}} Forget it! I've already got a country.
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-:'''[[Bart]]''': Citizens of Krustionia, lend me your ear! We're still in this together! Krusty knows you don't have electricity for the laundry machine! He knows you feel sick from living off the same strange-testing food for several weeks! He knows you're all scared that he's becoming a totalitarian despot! But... hmmm... I was going somewhere with this.
+{{qf|Bart}} Citizens of Krustionia, lend me your ear! We're still in this together! Krusty knows you don't have electricity for the laundry machine! He knows you feel sick from living off the same strange-testing food for several weeks! He knows you're all scared that he's becoming a totalitarian despot! But... hmmm... I was going somewhere with this.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Everybody listen I sent away for the nutritional information! Soy-lite salamis are tadpoles!! they're tadpoles!!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Everybody listen I sent away for the nutritional information! Soy-lite salamis are tadpoles!! they're tadpoles!!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': That's it. I'm sick of this lousy country! There's no T.V. anymore, there's no legislature,and the salamis aren't made of salami stuff! Let's get Krusty!!
+{{qf|Homer}} That's it. I'm sick of this lousy country! There's no T.V. anymore, there's no legislature,and the salamis aren't made of salami stuff! Let's get Krusty!!
-:'''[[Marge]], [[Herman]] & [[Luann]]''': Yeah!!
+{{qf|Marge, [[Herman]] & [[Luann]]}} Yeah!!