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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Kruption
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Level 52}}
|requirements = [[Springfield YMCA]]
|characters = [[Coach Krupt]], [[Lisa]], {{TOCG|Youngster}}s, [[Milhouse]], [[Skinner]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Kruption''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Level 52}} content update. It requires [[Coach Krupt]] and the [[Springfield YMCA]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Coach Krupt's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Coach Krupt Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Look at all of these butterballs waddling through the hallways!}}
{{Tapped Out Coach Krupt Icon}}
{{TB|Without some toughening up, I expect no more than half of them will ever become real men.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|Half of them are girls.}}
{{Tapped Out Coach Krupt Icon}}
{{TB|Pfft. Girls are just men with female sex organs, two X chromosomes, and different hormones.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|That is surprisingly accurate. Are you sure you shouldn't be teaching health?}}
{{Tapped Out Coach Krupt Icon}}
{{TB|I teach one thing and one thing only – the game of BOMBARDMENT.}}
{{Tapped Out Coach Krupt Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And Home Brewing 101 at the Y on Tuesdays.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elementary}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Coach Krupt Launch a BOMBARDMENT!|8 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Coach Krupt Icon}}
{{TB|There's only one rule in BOMBARDMENT – there are no rules.}}
{{Tapped Out Coach Krupt Icon}}
{{TB|Except for the following rules – If you don't get hit, you have survived the BOMBARDMENT.}}
{{Tapped Out Coach Krupt Icon}}
{{TB|If you cry on my court, you will be disqualified for being a baby and face DOUBLE BOMBARDMENT!}}
{{Tapped Out Coach Krupt Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|And I don't believe in two things – daylight savings time and doctors' notes. So if you're late or try to claim a medical excuse to avoid BOMBARDMENT, tough!}}
{{Tapped Out Coach Krupt Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Now let me choose a victim, I mean volunteer, to BOMBARD.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That Coach Krupt is such a jerk!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Who does he think he is? Seriously, I'm not sure who he is. That ball hit me pretty hard.}}
{{Tapped Out Coach Krupt Icon}}
{{TB|Men don't make concussions. Concussions make men. Your general confusion is your manhood setting in.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I thought that was why I have hair growing in weird places.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|This is torture! Kids shouldn't be forced to participate in these archaic rites of passage. Instead we should be learning cursive and the Dewey Decimal System.}}
{{Tapped Out Coach Krupt Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I administer the Presidential Fitness Exam around here, so that makes me the closest thing to the President. Does anyone else want to commit treason in the war on flab?}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Youngster|Students}} Train Strength & Agility|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]|6}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Is that the bell or just a constant ringing in my ears?}}
{{Tapped Out Coach Krupt Icon}}
{{TB|The bell? We're not half done with class! Now I don't care if you can't stand, I want you running.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|Sir, while we can all agree Springfield's children are on the rounder, softer, fatter side --}}
{{Tapped Out Uter Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|My insides were full of chocolate but now that trashcan is.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
{{TB|-- I think we can also agree that this seems a little barbaric.}}
{{Tapped Out Coach Krupt Icon}}
{{TB|Did you just say… BOMBARDMENT?!?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You know I didn't say bombar-}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Hit With Ball}}
{{TB|{{*}}WHACK!!*}}
{{Tapped Out Coach Krupt Icon}}
{{TB|You said it that time.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Coach Krupt Teach Gym Class|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Youngster|Students}} Suffer Gym Class|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]|6}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}Sob*… *sob-sob*}}
{{Tapped Out Coach Krupt Icon}}
{{TB|First step of manhood, get out a good cry. Second step of manhood, never cry again.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|You knocked out my teeth! And then I'm pretty sure you sold them to that man}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|You can't prove it and I'm not giving them back.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Coach Krupt has gone too far. I don't care if he's our coach -- a bully is still a bully.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|He's not going to listen to us. But he might listen to a real man! We should go tell my dad.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Hahaha! …Oh wait, you were serious?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Fine, we'll ask your dad then.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|Yes, children. I am dressed like Carmen Miranda, but you tell me one other outfit that gives you such instant access to fruit.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Ummm… let's just talk to Principal Skinner ourselves.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Tattle On Coach Krupt|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Skinner Listen to Complaints|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|I'm sorry Mr. Krupt, I'm a big fan of your no-nonsense aggressive teaching style, but we simply can't afford another lawsuit. Our lawyer's bail has been set too high as it is.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|So it pains me to say this, but I have to fire you.}}
{{Tapped Out Coach Krupt Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|But I was so close to breaking their tender spirits!}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|It's no longer the job of teachers to break children's spirits. We've passed that torch to college entrance exams and social media cyber-bullying.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|Coach Krupt has been relieved from duty as your gym teacher, but physical education is still an essential part of the curriculum.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|So we're going to do what the US does best and outsource. Here's the sign up sheet for the YMCA.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|The only option here is dodgeball. Is dodgeball at all like bombardment?}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|Of course not. Bombardment is spelled with a B.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Hmm, I don't like the sound of that.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Dodgeball could be fun. I come from a long line of dodgers, evaders, and hiders.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Students Play Dodgeball|4 hours|the [[Springfield YMCA]]|6}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Coach Krupt Coach at the YMCA|24 hours|the [[Springfield YMCA]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|I hear the YMCA has a new physical education instructor.}}
{{Tapped Out Coach Krupt Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|BOMBARDMENT!!!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|We've been tricked! It was the greatest dodge of all: the administration dodging responsibility!!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Premium Level 41-60}}

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 |update = {{TOCU|Level 52}}
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 {{TB|-- I think we can also agree that this seems a little barbaric.}}
 {{Tapped Out Coach Krupt Icon}}
-{{TB|Did you just say… BOMBARDMENT?!?}}
+{{TB|Did you just say... BOMBARDMENT?!?}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|You know I didn't say bombar-}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Hit With Ball}}
-{{TB|{{*}}WHACK!!*}}
+{{TB|{{*}}WHACK!!{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out Coach Krupt Icon}}
 {{TB|You said it that time.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Coach Krupt Teach Gym Class|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Youngster|Students}} Suffer Gym Class|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]|6}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|{{*}}Sob*… *sob-sob*}}
+{{TB|{{*}}Sob{{*}}... {{*}}sob-sob{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out Coach Krupt Icon}}
 {{TB|First step of manhood, get out a good cry. Second step of manhood, never cry again.}}
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 {{TB|He's not going to listen to us. But he might listen to a real man! We should go tell my dad.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Embarrassed}}
-{{TB|Hahaha! …Oh wait, you were serious?}}
+{{TB|Hahaha! ...Oh wait, you were serious?}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|Fine, we'll ask your dad then.}}
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 {{TB|Yes, children. I am dressed like Carmen Miranda, but you tell me one other outfit that gives you such instant access to fruit.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Ummm… let's just talk to Principal Skinner ourselves.}}
+{{TB|Ummm... let's just talk to Principal Skinner ourselves.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Tattle On Coach Krupt|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Skinner Listen to Complaints|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}

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