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:'''[[Bart]]''': You're going back to school?
:'''[[Marge]]''': I've always wished I had a bit more education, so I signed up for some community college classes.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Going back to school? But that's like going back to prison after you've done your time! Yo're taalking crazy talk!
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:'''[[Marge]]''': Kids, your dinner's ready, and I've put all of this week's lunches in the fridge and laid out your school clotehs for the rest of the month on your beds.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Wow. Mom, you sure get a lot done in a day now!
:'''[[Marge]]''': I used what I learned in my economics class, but instead of budgeting moeny, I'm budgeting my time.
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Listen, I've been thinking. If you bond with Maggie, then it'll be three against two around here.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': What are you talking about?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Right now there's a balance of power. Homer and me vs. you and mom. But if you tip Maggie toward the dark side...
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Beind a girl is the dark side?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Girly leads to tea parties, tea pearties lead to bellet recitals, ballet recitals lead to cooties and cooties lead to suffering!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Fine! Feel free to bond with Maggie yourself!
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Mom, you're trying too hard!
:'''[[Marge]]''': No harder than those other Simpson women you admire so much!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Everything you did for us before... it might not have been efficient, buy you did it with love!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Yeah, if we wanted everything perfect, we'd get a robot mom!
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Hey! Are you still tutoring Maggie?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Er... yeah, I was teaching her about... ...radioactivity, pirates, and star-nosed moles.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Oh, okay, I was just going to grav some grub!
:'''[[Maggie]]''': [GIGGLE!]
:'''[[Bart]]''': I'll get back to teaching Maggie then.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Okay. Catch you later!

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-:'''[[Bart]]''': You're going back to school?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} You're going back to school?
-:'''[[Marge]]''': I've always wished I had a bit more education, so I signed up for some community college classes.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I've always wished I had a bit more education, so I signed up for some community college classes.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Going back to school? But that's like going back to prison after you've done your time! Yo're taalking crazy talk!
+{{qf|Bart}} Going back to school? But that's like going back to prison after you've done your time! Yo're taalking crazy talk!
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Kids, your dinner's ready, and I've put all of this week's lunches in the fridge and laid out your school clotehs for the rest of the month on your beds.
+{{qf|Marge}} Kids, your dinner's ready, and I've put all of this week's lunches in the fridge and laid out your school clotehs for the rest of the month on your beds.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Wow. Mom, you sure get a lot done in a day now!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Wow. Mom, you sure get a lot done in a day now!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': I used what I learned in my economics class, but instead of budgeting moeny, I'm budgeting my time.
+{{qf|Marge}} I used what I learned in my economics class, but instead of budgeting money, I'm budgeting my time.
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Listen, I've been thinking. If you bond with Maggie, then it'll be three against two around here.
+{{qf|Bart}} Listen, I've been thinking. If you bond with Maggie, then it'll be three against two around here.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': What are you talking about?
+{{qf|Lisa}} What are you talking about?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Right now there's a balance of power. Homer and me vs. you and mom. But if you tip Maggie toward the dark side...
+{{qf|Bart}} Right now there's a balance of power. Homer and me vs. you and mom. But if you tip Maggie toward the dark side...
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Beind a girl is the dark side?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Beind a girl is the dark side?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Girly leads to tea parties, tea pearties lead to bellet recitals, ballet recitals lead to cooties and cooties lead to suffering!
+{{qf|Bart}} Girly leads to tea parties, tea pearties lead to bellet recitals, ballet recitals lead to cooties and cooties lead to suffering!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Fine! Feel free to bond with Maggie yourself!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Fine! Feel free to bond with Maggie yourself!
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Mom, you're trying too hard!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Mom, you're trying too hard!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': No harder than those other Simpson women you admire so much!
+{{qf|Marge}} No harder than those other Simpson women you admire so much!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Everything you did for us before... it might not have been efficient, buy you did it with love!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Everything you did for us before... it might not have been efficient, buy you did it with love!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Yeah, if we wanted everything perfect, we'd get a robot mom!
+{{qf|Bart}} Yeah, if we wanted everything perfect, we'd get a robot mom!
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Hey! Are you still tutoring Maggie?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Hey! Are you still tutoring Maggie?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Er... yeah, I was teaching her about... ...radioactivity, pirates, and star-nosed moles.
+{{qf|Bart}} Er... yeah, I was teaching her about... ...radioactivity, pirates, and star-nosed moles.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Oh, okay, I was just going to grav some grub!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Oh, okay, I was just going to grav some grub!
-:'''[[Maggie]]''': [GIGGLE!]
+{{qf|[[Maggie]]}} [GIGGLE!]
-:'''[[Bart]]''': I'll get back to teaching Maggie then.
+{{qf|Bart}} I'll get back to teaching Maggie then.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Okay. Catch you later!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Okay. Catch you later!