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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Kiss My Grits |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Valentine's Day 2014}} |requirements = |characters = Brandine, Moe, Cletus, Luigi..."

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Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Kiss My Grits |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Valentine's Day 2014}} |requirements = |characters = Brandine, Moe, Cletus, Luigi..."

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Kiss My Grits
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Valentine's Day 2014}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Brandine]], [[Moe]], [[Cletus]], [[Luigi]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Kiss My Grits''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Valentine's Day 2014}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Brandine's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|I can’t believe I’s back in Springﬁeld! Whelp, supposin’ the ﬁrst thing I should do is call my husband.}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|CLEEEEEEEEE-TUS! SOOOO-WEEEE!}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|Brandine! When’s that dinner comin’? I’s is starving!}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|I have been ﬂoating around being non-existent for well over an owl’s age. Do you mean to tell me you have not eaten that whole time?!}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|Not hardly. I ain’t got much in the way of eating jobs.}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|Well, don’t you worry, darlin’. I’ll ﬁx you up your favorite sandwich -- poached possum pattie in a possum pouch pita.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm}} {{Task/Job|Make Brandine Stab Possums|60 minues|[[Cletus's Farm]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Brandine's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|These here possums has to soak in a pot a melted butter for an hour. Mainly, so’s I kin be sure they’s dead. Cause a half-dead possum kin get purty scratchity.}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|While I’m waitin’, I suppose I can catch up on some of my housekeeping and parenting duties.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Watch Real Sister-wives of Shelbyville|12 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Brandine's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Mmm, something’s cooking, let’s have a taste!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ugh! That is the worst thing I’ve ever tasted and I have eaten pretty much everything that can ﬁt in my mouth.}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|That’s partly cuz you’s tasting it with my ﬂy-swatting spoon. But also cuz it’s missing a special ingrediment.}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|Now if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go see that monkey-faced man what sells that strange, non-blinding moonshine.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern}} {{Task/Job|Make Moe Smuggle Endangered Species|8 hours}} {{Task/Job|Make Brandine Pick Up Supplies|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, mister, I helped you move that polka-dot Chinese bear. Now give me my secret ingrediment.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Of course. Here you go, one precious panda bear egg.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|What? First of all, pandas don’t lay eggs and secondly, that’s a lemon.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Pipe down, Encyclopedia Brown. I need her hillbilly super strength. If you keep quiet, I’ll let you pet the pandas.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Are you kidding? You’re asking me to go against my core values just to pet a--- Oh my God they’re so fuzzy! Okay, an hour of petting and I’ll be cool.}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|I’mma head home ‘fore this panda egg hatches.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Brandine's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|Mmm-mm, this dish is gonna make Cletus happier than a hound dog in a room full of butts.}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, Cletus! Get me a couple, two, three a them Tomaccos.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|Oh boy! I love the subtle taste of a tomacco, it combines the sweetness of tomato with sharpness of accidentally drinking from your chaw spit-cup.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Harvest Tomacco|2}} {{Task/Job|Make Brandine Prepare her “Something” Stew|4 hours|[[Cletus's Farm]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|Darn it, Cletus, I used too much Tomacco.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|Nonsense, Darlin’. When it comes to Tomacco, I likes a heavy hand.}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|But the smell of it drew the attention of all them Tomacco-addicted Sheep-Junkies what roam this hillside.}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|They busted in and ate the whole washtub of possum.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|Aw, don’t you fret, we gots these places where you can have your grub made by a pro-fessnal vittle-ﬁxer n’ brought out to ya by these people called waitnesses.}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|That’s sounds like a moonshine-daydream! Take me to this place!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Brandine's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon}}
{{TB|I’ma so sorry, but I cannot let a you eat in the dining room. You see the sign? No shirt, no shoes, no service.}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|Shoot, and I really wanted me some service!}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|I’d try an order of the shoes, however.}}
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon}}
{{TB|Don’t worry, I’ve got a beautiful table in the alley. It’s usually reserved for when my dog acquaintances have dates, but tonight it’s yours.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 18 and Build Luigi's}} {{Task/Job|Make Brandine Go for a Date with Cletus|8 hours|[[Luigi's]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Luigi Perform an Alleyway Serenade|8 hours|[[Luigi's]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|Cletus! Feel what these napkins is made of! I don’t even know what you call that!}}
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon}}
{{TB|Its'a called, “paper.”}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}sighs* It feels like the softest part of trees.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|You has changed, Brandine. The beautiful city-life has spoilt you.}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|Ah-yep.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Brandine's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I used to love my simple home. Now that I’ve seen the city, everythin’ here seems so dusty and full of brambles.}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|‘Specially the dust-pond and the bramble-shed.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|It pains me to hear you talk like that, my dear Sister-mom. Hey, your favorite TV show is on! Maybe that’d shut you up!}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Yes. I will escape into the dreamy, soft embrace of staged arguments amongst ﬁsh-lipped, cat-faced ladies.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Brandine Watch Real Sister-wives of Shelbyville|12 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|We interrupt this broadcast to bring you urgent news!}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|In an effort to stay ahead of bloggers and the tweet-o-sphere, Channel Six is reporting a significant possibility Springﬁeld may fall victim to a terrorist attack in the near and/or distant future…}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Stay tuned to hear from people we frightened on the street with our questions.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Brandine's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|Now I remember why I don't like city livin'.}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|You get caught up in the glamour of napkins and forgets whats important: stockpiling ‘munitions so’s to protect ‘merica!}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|Until such time that we hill folk rise up aginst the guv’mint.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Brandine Defend Springfield From Terrorists|24 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|You know Cletus, when I thinks of all the threats we face day to day, makes me wonder why anyone’d want to bring a child into this world.}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|When what they should be doing is bringing a whole army of chirren into this world.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|Dang straight! They ain’t no problem in the world what idn’t made better by having more babies.}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|We better shake a tail feather, we got a barracks to ﬁll. I think I already gots one in the chute. I’ll birth it out and we kin git started on t’other.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|Aw, Brandine, I jes love our date nights.}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|You unlocked a new job for Brandine! You can now send her to Birth Another Spuckler.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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 {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
 {{TB|Aw, Brandine, I jes love our date nights.}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
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 {{TB|You unlocked a new job for Brandine! You can now send her to Birth Another Spuckler.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Kiss My Grits
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+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Brandine Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Valentine's Day 2014}}
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 |characters = [[Brandine]], [[Moe]], [[Cletus]], [[Luigi]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next = [[Spuckler Kid#Intro|Spuckler Kid Intro]]

Kiss My Grits - Revision history

SolarBot: /* Pt. 7 */ replaced: {{TBT|'''Message'''}} → {{Tapped Out Message}}

Solar Dragon at 12:50, April 21, 2025

SolarBot: replaced: ’ → ' (50), … → ..., “ → " (2), ” → " (2), ‘ → ' (4), * → {{*}} (2), {{{{*}}}} → {{*}}

Solar Dragon at 14:05, May 25, 2024

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Kiss My Grits |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Valentine's Day 2014}} |requirements = |characters = Brandine, Moe, Cletus, Luigi..."

SolarBot: replaced: ’ → ' (50), … → ..., “ → " (2), ” → " (2), ‘ → ' (4), * → {{}} (2), {{{{}}}} → {{*}}