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 {{qf|Richard Dean Anderson}} ''[finding Selma's XXXL bra during an escape]'' A-bra, Kada-bra!
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-{{qf|Lenny}} '']arriving in India]'' We're worried about Homer. He sent us this weird card.
+{{qf|Lenny}} ''[arriving in India]'' We're worried about Homer. He sent us this weird card.
 :''[He shows the card. On the cover, it says "Come celebrate my promotion..." On the next page, it says "...TO GOD!" The camera then shows a hand-written note saying "My cell phone number will be the same."]''
 {{qf|Guard}} ''[points to two doors]'' One of these doors leads to Homer Simpson. The other leads to a Bengal tiger. Choose wisely.
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 {{qf|{{ap|Benjamin|nerd}}}} Let us find it!
 {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Wait! I have some even more exciting news! I have heard that there is a girl in this room!
-{{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} Let us find her!
+{{qf|[[Squeaky-Voiced Teen]]}} Let us find her!
 :''[The nerds close in on Willie.]''
 {{qf|[[Willie]]}} This isn't a dress! It's a kilt! And I'm not a girl!

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 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[he steps off the plane and sees where he is]'' ''This'' isn't India! Where's the University of Notre Dame and the Indy 500 and Wrigley Field and Dodger Dogs?!
 {{qf|Indian Woman}} You ignorant American! You have confused India with Indiana, Indiana with Illinois, and the Cubs with the Dodgers!
-{{qf|Homer}} I took a job on the other side of the world?! ''[groans as the camera pulls to a satellite's view of India]'' I hate this subcontinent!
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh no, I took a job on the other side of the world?! ''[groans as the camera pulls to a satellite's view of India]'' I hate this subcontinent!
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 {{qf|[[Richard Dean Anderson]]}} ''[after being kidnapped]'' You won't get away with this! People will know I'm missing! There's a liquor store I go to every morning!
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 {{qf|Lenny}} Ya know Moe, that sign is powered by non-American workers.
 {{qf|[[Moe]]}} So? The beer is German and the TV is Japanese.
-{{qf|Carl}} You got anything here made in America?
+{{qf|Carl}} But is there anything in this bar that's made in America?
-{{qf|Moe}} ''[angrily gets out shotgun]'' This! ''[cocks the gun, but the back explodes in his face]'' Oh God! Misfire!
+{{qf|Moe}} ''[angrily gets out shotgun]'' Just this! ''[cocks the gun, but the back explodes in his face]'' Oh God! Misfire!
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 {{qf|Selma}} MacGyver's back and not just at 2:00 am on the USA Network!
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 {{qf|[[Patty]]}} Richard Dean Anderson just pissed off the wrong two Richard Dean Anderson fans!
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-{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Before we begin the movie, I would like to hold a moment of silence to remember the workers who gave their lives to...
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Before we begin the movie, I would like to hold a moment of silence to remember the workers who gave their lives in a heroic...
 {{qf|Homer}} Movie! Movie! Movie!
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 :''[The nerds close in on Willie.]''
 {{qf|[[Willie]]}} This isn't a dress! It's a kilt! And I'm not a girl!
-{{qf|Squeaky Voiced Teen}} You're the closest we'll ever get!
+{{qf|Squeaky Voiced Teen}} You're the closest we'll ever get! Get him!
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 {{qf|Richard Dean Anderson}} ''[dressed as MacGyver]'' Hey, ladies! Guess who made MacGyver burgers? MacGyver!
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 {{qf|Marge}} You are not a god!
-{{qf|Homer}} I ''am'' a god!
+{{qf|Homer}} I ''am'' a god! I know all!
 {{qf|Lisa}} Then when's mom's birthday?
 {{qf|Homer}} Uh, Janu...Febu...Mar...

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 {{qf|[[Moe]]}} So? The beer is German and the TV is Japanese.
 {{qf|Carl}} You got anything here made in America?
-{{qf|Moe}}´(angrily gets out shotgun]'' This! ''[cocks the gun, but the back explodes in his face]'' Oh God! Misfire!
+{{qf|Moe}} ''[angrily gets out shotgun]'' This! ''[cocks the gun, but the back explodes in his face]'' Oh God! Misfire!
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 {{qf|Selma}} MacGyver's back and not just at 2:00 am on the USA Network!

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 {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} ''[after Richard is kidnapped]'' He's gone!
-{{qf|[[Doug (nerd)|Doug]]}} There must be a Stargate in this room!
+{{qf|{{ap|Doug|nerd}}}} There must be a Stargate in this room!
-{{qf|[[Benjamin (nerd)|Benjamin]]}} Let us find it!
+{{qf|{{ap|Benjamin|nerd}}}} Let us find it!
 {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Wait! I have some even more exciting news! I have heard that there is a girl in this room!
 {{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} Let us find her!

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 {{qf|Richard Dean Anderson}} That show was just a paycheck to me, nothing more.
-{{qf|[[Patty]]}} Richard Dean Anderson just off the wrong two Richard Dean Anderson fans!
+{{qf|[[Patty]]}} Richard Dean Anderson just pissed off the wrong two Richard Dean Anderson fans!
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 {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Before we begin the movie, I would like to hold a moment of silence to remember the workers who gave their lives to...
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 {{qf|Selma}} Not for MacGyver! ''[hits him with the hammer]''
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-{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Richard Dean Anderson, of the four "Star" franchises: Wars, Trek, Gate, and Search, "Gate" is ''easily'' in my top three!
+{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Richard Dean Anderson, of the four "Star" franchises: Wars, Trek, Gate, and Search, "Gate" is ''easily'' my third favorite.
 {{qf|Richard Dean Anderson}} I get that a lot.
-{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} What in the name of Steve Ditko?!
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}}What in the name of Steve Ditko?!
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 {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} ''[after Richard is kidnapped]'' He's gone!

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-*'''Richard Dean Anderson:''' ''(after being kidnapped)'' You won't get away with this! People will know I'm missing! There's a liquor store I go to every morning!
+*'''Richard Dean Anderson:''' ''[after being kidnapped]'' You won't get away with this! People will know I'm missing! There's a liquor store I go to every morning!
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-*'''Lenny (arriving in India):''' We're worried about Homer. He sent us this weird card.<br />''(shows card. On the cover, it says "Come celebrate my promotion..." On the next page, it says "...TO GOD!" The camera then shows a hand-written note saying "My cell phone number will be the same."'')<br />'''Guard (points to two doors):''' One of these doors leads to Homer Simpson. The other leads to a Bengal tiger. Choose wisely.<br />''(Lenny opens one door, which has a tiger; he closes the door. Carl opens the other door, which has a tiger; he closes the door)''<br />'''Carl:''' Both these doors have tigers!<br />'''Guard:''' One of these tigers is named "Homer Simpson".
+*'''Lenny (arriving in India):''' We're worried about Homer. He sent us this weird card.<br />''[shows card. On the cover, it says "Come celebrate my promotion..." On the next page, it says "...TO GOD!" The camera then shows a hand-written note saying "My cell phone number will be the same."'')<br />'''Guard (points to two doors):''' One of these doors leads to Homer Simpson. The other leads to a Bengal tiger. Choose wisely.<br />''[Lenny opens one door, which has a tiger; he closes the door. Carl opens the other door, which has a tiger; he closes the door]''<br />'''Carl:''' Both these doors have tigers!<br />'''Guard:''' One of these tigers is named "Homer Simpson".
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-*'''Lenny:''' Ya know Moe, that sign is powered by non-American workers.<br />'''Moe:''' So? The beer is German and the TV is Japanese.<br />'''Carl:''' You got anything here made in America?<br />'''Moe (angrily gets out shotgun):''' This! ''(cocks the gun, but the back explodes in his face)'' Oh God! Misfire!
+*'''Lenny:''' Ya know Moe, that sign is powered by non-American workers.<br />'''Moe:''' So? The beer is German and the TV is Japanese.<br />'''Carl:''' You got anything here made in America?<br />'''Moe (angrily gets out shotgun):''' This! ''[cocks the gun, but the back explodes in his face]'' Oh God! Misfire!
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 *'''[[Richard Dean Anderson]]:''' That show was just a paycheck to me, nothing more.
-'''Patty:''' Richard Dean Anderson just off the wrong two Richard Dean Anderson fans!
+{{qf|Patty}} Richard Dean Anderson just off the wrong two Richard Dean Anderson fans!
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-*'''Richard Dean Anderson:''' I want you to put through another escape. But this time, don't make it so easy!<br />'''Patty:''' Okay. ''(hits Richard Dean Anderson's head with a hammer)'' Is that too much?<br />'''Selma:''' Not for MacGyver! ''(hits him with the hammer)''
+*'''Richard Dean Anderson:''' I want you to put through another escape. But this time, don't make it so easy!<br />'''Patty:''' Okay. ''[hits Richard Dean Anderson's head with a hammer]'' Is that too much?<br />'''Selma:''' Not for MacGyver! ''[hits him with the hammer]''
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-*'''Comic Book Guy (after Richard is kidnapped):''' He's gone!<br />'''Doug:''' There must be a Stargate in this room!<br />'''Benjamin:''' Let us find it!<br />'''Comic Book Guy:''' Wait! I have some even more exciting news! I have heard that there is a girl in this room!<br />'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]:''' Let us find her!<br />''(the nerds close in on Willie)''<br />'''Willie:''' This isn't a dress! It's a kilt! And I'm not a girl!<br />'''Squeaky Voiced Teen:''' You're the closest we'll ever get!
+*'''Comic Book Guy (after Richard is kidnapped):''' He's gone!<br />'''Doug:''' There must be a Stargate in this room!<br />'''Benjamin:''' Let us find it!<br />'''Comic Book Guy:''' Wait! I have some even more exciting news! I have heard that there is a girl in this room!<br />'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]:''' Let us find her!<br />''[the nerds close in on Willie]''<br />'''Willie:''' This isn't a dress! It's a kilt! And I'm not a girl!<br />'''Squeaky Voiced Teen:''' You're the closest we'll ever get!
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-*''(Burns, Smithers, and the Simpsons arrive at the Indian power plant, with the workers chanting 'mylar balloons')''<br />'''Marge:''' Should we take our stuff or are we coming back on the same boat?<br />'''Burns:''' Same boat, but take it anyway. I'm renting the boat to a Dixieland booze cruise.<br />''(they disembark as an Indian Dixie Land band gets on the boat)''
+*''[Burns, Smithers, and the Simpsons arrive at the Indian power plant, with the workers chanting 'mylar balloons']''<br />'''Marge:''' Should we take our stuff or are we coming back on the same boat?<br />'''Burns:''' Same boat, but take it anyway. I'm renting the boat to a Dixieland booze cruise.<br />''[they disembark as an Indian Dixie Land band gets on the boat]''
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-*'''Homer:''' I was playing Carnac with my bodyguard...<br />''(Homer removes the turban from his Sikh bodyguard, and places it on his own head. He then places an envelope to his head)''<br />'''Homer (in Johnny Carson voice):''' Hin...du<br />''(Homer rips open the envelope, blows into it, removes the card inside and reads...)''<br />'''Homer (in Johnny Carson voice):''' The moisture that collects on my Hin!
+*'''Homer:''' I was playing Carnac with my bodyguard...<br />''[Homer removes the turban from his Sikh bodyguard, and places it on his own head. He then places an envelope to his head]''<br />'''Homer (in Johnny Carson voice):''' Hin...du<br />''[Homer rips open the envelope, blows into it, removes the card inside and reads...]''<br />'''Homer (in Johnny Carson voice):''' The moisture that collects on my Hin!
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 *'''[[Homer]]:''' ''[he steps off the plane and sees where he is]'' ''This'' isn't India! Where's the University of Notre Dame and the Indy 500 and Wrigley Field and Dodger Dogs?!<br />'''Indian Woman:''' You ignorant American! You have confused India with Indiana, Indiana with Illinois, and the Cubs with the Dodgers!<br />'''Homer:''' I took a job on the other side of the world?! ''[groans as the camera pulls to a satellite's view of India]'' I hate this subcontinent!
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 *'''Homer:''' I was playing Carnac with my bodyguard...<br />''(Homer removes the turban from his Sikh bodyguard, and places it on his own head. He then places an envelope to his head)''<br />'''Homer (in Johnny Carson voice):''' Hin...du<br />''(Homer rips open the envelope, blows into it, removes the card inside and reads...)''<br />'''Homer (in Johnny Carson voice):''' The moisture that collects on my Hin!
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+{{Season 17|Q}}