King of the Hill/Quotes - Revision history

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 {{qf|[[Neil]]}} New angle. Joe Schlub eats [[Powersauce]] bar, becomes world's mightiest man.
-{{qf|{{Ap|Brad|King of the Hill}}}} It's believable. That's what I like about it.
+{{qf|{{ap|Brad|King of the Hill}}}} It's believable. That's what I like about it.
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 {{qf|[[Abraham Simpson]]}} Son, don't go up that mountain! You'll die up there, just like I did!

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 {{qf|Homer}} Mmm, all right, but don't lose 'em. They're my only pair.
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-{{qf|Homer}} Okay, [[Santa's Little Helper|boy]], I want you to keep this exercise thing under your hat. That way, I won't be embarrassed if I fail.
+{{qf|Homer}} Okay, boy, I want you to keep this exercise thing under your hat. That way, I won't be embarrassed if I fail.
-{{qf|Santa's Little Helper}} ''[barks]''
+{{qf|[[Santa's Little Helper]]}} ''[barks]''
-:''[[[Snowball II]] runs inside the house]''
+:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Snowball II]] runs inside the house.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Oh, great, now the cat knows!
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 {{qf|Homer}} How can you put that filth into your bodies?
 {{qf|Marge}} My casserole is not filth. ''[to kids]'' Eat it!
-{{qf|Homer}} Look at you people! Bart's a tub, [[Lisa]]'s weak as a little girl and [[Maggie]] doesn't seem to be growing at all!
+{{qf|Homer}} Look at you people! Bart's a tub, Lisa's weak as a little girl and [[Maggie]] doesn't seem to be growing at all!
 {{qf|Marge}} Now that's just not-
 {{qf|Homer}} You too, Marge. If you toned up a little, you'd probably get a lot more action.
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 {{qf|Homer}} The hell I won't! You're forgetting I've got my Powersauce bars!
 {{qf|Neil}} Wake up, Homer! Those bars are just junk! They're made out of apple cores and [[China|Chinese]] newspapers!
-:''[Homer looks at the bar he's eating]''
+:''[Homer looks at the bar he's eating.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Hey, {{W|Deng Xiaoping}} died.
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 {{qf|[[C. W. McAllister]]'s journal}} I have mountaineered to the utmost, but the peak is unclimbable. Worse still, that treacherous skunk Abe Simpson stole my oxygen and tried to eat my left arm. Tell my beloved wife that my last thoughts were of her... blinding and torturing Abe Simpson. Cheerio.
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-{{qf|Lisa}} Family to dad, family to dad, come in, Dad.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Family to dad, family to dad, come in, Dad.
 {{qf|Brad}} Uh, I'm pretty sure he's dead, little girl. Here, have a Powersauce bar. It's on the house.
 {{Season 9|Q}}

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-:'''[[Marge]]:''' It's time for the church picnic.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} It's time for the church picnic.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' What? They had a picnic last week.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} What? They had a picnic last week.
-:'''Marge:''' No, they didn't. You just brought a bucket of chicken to church.
+{{qf|Marge}} No, they didn't. You just brought a bucket of chicken to church.
-:'''Homer:''' If [[God]] didn't want us to eat in church, he would have made gluttony a sin.
+{{qf|Homer}} If [[God]] didn't want us to eat in church, he would have made gluttony a sin.
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Okay, Dad. They've got our flag guarded pretty good.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Okay, Dad. They've got our flag guarded pretty good.
-:'''Homer:''' I agree. Let's surrender.
+{{qf|Homer}} I agree. Let's surrender.
-:'''Bart:''' No, wait. I have a plan. But I'll need your underpants.
+{{qf|Bart}} No, wait. I have a plan. But I'll need your underpants.
-:'''Homer:''' Mmm, all right, but don't lose 'em. They're my only pair.
+{{qf|Homer}} Mmm, all right, but don't lose 'em. They're my only pair.
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-:'''Homer:''' Okay, [[Santa's Little Helper|boy]], I want you to keep this exercise thing under your hat. That way, I won't be embarrassed if I fail.
+{{qf|Homer}} Okay, [[Santa's Little Helper|boy]], I want you to keep this exercise thing under your hat. That way, I won't be embarrassed if I fail.
-:'''Santa's Little Helper:''' ''(barks)''
+{{qf|Santa's Little Helper}} ''[barks]''
-:''([[Snowball II]] runs inside the house)''
+:''[[[Snowball II]] runs inside the house]''
-:'''Homer:''' Oh, great, now the cat knows!
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, great, now the cat knows!
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-:'''[[Apu]]:''' What will it be Mr. Simpson? Your usual bucket of ice cream covered with miniature pies?
+{{qf|[[Apu]]}} What will it be Mr. Simpson? Your usual bucket of ice cream covered with miniature pies?
-:'''Homer:''' Eh, don't you have anything healthy here?
+{{qf|Homer}} Eh, don't you have anything healthy here?
-:'''Apu:''' Ooh, well we do have some low-salt candy bars, and some reduced-fat soda. And our beef jerky is now nearly rectum free!
+{{qf|Apu}} Ooh, well we do have some low-salt candy bars, and some reduced-fat soda. And our beef jerky is now nearly rectum free!
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-:'''Homer:''' How can you put that filth into your bodies?
+{{qf|Homer}} How can you put that filth into your bodies?
-:'''Marge:''' My casserole is not filth. ''(to kids)'' Eat it!
+{{qf|Marge}} My casserole is not filth. ''[to kids]'' Eat it!
-:'''Homer:''' Look at you people! Bart's a tub, [[Lisa]]'s weak as a little girl and [[Maggie]] doesn't seem to be growing at all!
+{{qf|Homer}} Look at you people! Bart's a tub, [[Lisa]]'s weak as a little girl and [[Maggie]] doesn't seem to be growing at all!
-:'''Marge:''' Now that's just not-
+{{qf|Marge}} Now that's just not-
-:'''Homer:''' You too, Marge. If you toned up a little, you'd probably get a lot more action.
+{{qf|Homer}} You too, Marge. If you toned up a little, you'd probably get a lot more action.
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-:'''Homer:''' Sorry, I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food, you unleash its awesome power, I'm told. That's why I'm compressing five pounds of spaghetti into a handy mouth-sized bar.
+{{qf|Homer}} Sorry, I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food, you unleash its awesome power, I'm told. That's why I'm compressing five pounds of spaghetti into a handy mouth-sized bar.
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-:'''[[Neil]]:''' New angle. Joe Schlub eats [[Powersauce]] bar, becomes world's mightiest man.
+{{qf|[[Neil]]}} New angle. Joe Schlub eats [[Powersauce]] bar, becomes world's mightiest man.
-:'''{{Ap|Brad|King of the Hill}}:''' It's believable. That's what I like about it.
+{{qf|{{Ap|Brad|King of the Hill}}}} It's believable. That's what I like about it.
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-:'''[[Abraham Simpson]]:''' Son, don't go up that mountain! You'll die up there, just like I did!
+{{qf|[[Abraham Simpson]]}} Son, don't go up that mountain! You'll die up there, just like I did!
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-:'''[[Sherpas|Sherpa 1]]:''' I foresaw your death last night.
+{{qf|[[Sherpas|Sherpa 1]]}} I foresaw your death last night.
-:'''Sherpa 2:''' Stop saying that.
+{{qf|Sherpa 2}} Stop saying that.
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-:'''Bart:''' Dad, wait. You're not risking your life just ti impress me, are you?
+{{qf|Bart}} Dad, wait. You're not risking your life just ti impress me, are you?
-:'''Homer:''' Well, yeah.
+{{qf|Homer}} Well, yeah.
-:'''Bart:''' Oh, cool. Now get going, chop, chop.
+{{qf|Bart}} Oh, cool. Now get going, chop, chop.
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-:'''Homer:''' Hey, you guys are dragging me up the mountain!
+{{qf|Homer}} Hey, you guys are dragging me up the mountain!
-:'''Sherpa 1:''' Brad and Neil were quite insistent you not die.
+{{qf|Sherpa 1}} Brad and Neil were quite insistent you not die.
-:'''Sherpa 2:''' Frankly, we don't care.
+{{qf|Sherpa 2}} Frankly, we don't care.
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-:'''Homer:''' Homer Simpson here. I've sent the Sherpas home and I'm heading for the top- solo.
+{{qf|Homer}} Homer Simpson here. I've sent the Sherpas home and I'm heading for the top- solo.
-:'''Brad:''' Are you crazy? You'll never make it!
+{{qf|Brad}} Are you crazy? You'll never make it!
-:'''Homer:''' The hell I won't! You're forgetting I've got my Powersauce bars!
+{{qf|Homer}} The hell I won't! You're forgetting I've got my Powersauce bars!
-:'''Neil:''' Wake up, Homer! Those bars are just junk! They're made out of apple cores and [[China|Chinese]] newspapers!
+{{qf|Neil}} Wake up, Homer! Those bars are just junk! They're made out of apple cores and [[China|Chinese]] newspapers!
-:''(Homer looks at the bar he's eating)''
+:''[Homer looks at the bar he's eating]''
-:'''Homer:''' Hey, {{W|Deng Xiaoping}} died.
+{{qf|Homer}} Hey, {{W|Deng Xiaoping}} died.
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-:'''[[C. W. McAllister]]'s journal:''' I have mountaineered to the utmost, but the peak is unclimbable. Worse still, that treacherous skunk Abe Simpson stole my oxygen and tried to eat my left arm. Tell my beloved wife that my last thoughts were of her... blinding and torturing Abe Simpson. Cheerio.
+{{qf|[[C. W. McAllister]]'s journal}} I have mountaineered to the utmost, but the peak is unclimbable. Worse still, that treacherous skunk Abe Simpson stole my oxygen and tried to eat my left arm. Tell my beloved wife that my last thoughts were of her... blinding and torturing Abe Simpson. Cheerio.
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-:'''Lisa:''' Family to dad, family to dad, come in, Dad.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Family to dad, family to dad, come in, Dad.
-:'''Brad:''' Uh, I'm pretty sure he's dead, little girl. Here, have a Powersauce bar. It's on the house.
+{{qf|Brad}} Uh, I'm pretty sure he's dead, little girl. Here, have a Powersauce bar. It's on the house.
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-:'''Homer''': Well, let’s get started. (He begins to run to exercise, and later he is almost kneeling for exhaustion, and sees in the mailbox, "Flanders".) Doh!
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-:'''Homer''': I'm going to climb this entire mountain on my own!
+:'''[[Bart]]:''' Okay, Dad. They've got our flag guarded pretty good.
-:'''Sherpa 1''': Then technically, shouldn't you go back down and start all over?
+:'''Homer:''' I agree. Let's surrender.
-:'''Homer''': Shut up! You are so fired.
+:'''Bart:''' No, wait. I have a plan. But I'll need your underpants.
-(The Sherpas cartwheel their way down the mountain in delight)
+:'''Homer:''' Mmm, all right, but don't lose 'em. They're my only pair.
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-:'''Homer''': Come on, you lazy Sherpas, wake up! We've got a mountain to climb.
+:'''Homer:''' Okay, [[Santa's Little Helper|boy]], I want you to keep this exercise thing under your hat. That way, I won't be embarrassed if I fail.
-:'''Sherpa 1''': He shouldn't kick us.
+:'''Santa's Little Helper:''' ''(barks)''
-:'''Sherpa 2''': His toes will fall off soon.
+:''([[Snowball II]] runs inside the house)''
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-:'''Sherpa 1''': I foresaw your death last night.
+:'''[[Apu]]:''' What will it be Mr. Simpson? Your usual bucket of ice cream covered with miniature pies?
-:'''Sherpa 2''': Stop saying that!
+:'''Homer:''' Eh, don't you have anything healthy here?
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