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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|No Good Read Goes Unpunished|Lisa Gets the Blues}}
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' If the beer's in a frosted mug, you're not alcoholic, you're an aficionado.
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer, what's your favorite movie?
:'''Homer:''' ''Fast and Furious 6''.
:'''Marge:''' And what's the theme of that movie?
:'''Homer:''' Cars.
:'''Marge:''' What was the OTHER theme?
:'''Homer:''' ''[gasps]'' Family.
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:'''[[Moe]]:''' Made in the finest Filipino sweatshops by the cutest kids you ever saw!
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{{Season 29|Q}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|No Good Read Goes Unpunished|Lisa Gets the Blues}}
-{{qf|[[Moe]]}} ''[phone rings]'' Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. What? You have the nerve to call me? Why don't you delete my number from your phone, then put the phone in a sock, and the BEAT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD TILL YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE MOTOR LODGE BUFFET EGGS!
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} ''[phone rings]'' Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. What? You have the nerve to call me? Why don't you delete my number from your phone, then put the phone in a sock, and then BEAT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD TILL YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE MOTOR LODGE BUFFET EGGS!
 {{qf|[[Carl]]}} (chuckles) Yeah, another prank call, huh? Who was it this time, uh, Anita Manbone?
 {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Ivan Talickya?

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|No Good Read Goes Unpunished|Lisa Gets the Blues}}
-{{qf|[[Moe]]}} ''(phone rings)'' Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. What? You have the nerve to call me? Why don't you delete my number from your phone, then put the phone in a sock, and the BEAT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD TILL YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE MOTOR LODGE BUFFET EGGS!
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} ''[phone rings]'' Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. What? You have the nerve to call me? Why don't you delete my number from your phone, then put the phone in a sock, and the BEAT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD TILL YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE MOTOR LODGE BUFFET EGGS!
 {{qf|[[Carl]]}} (chuckles) Yeah, another prank call, huh? Who was it this time, uh, Anita Manbone?
 {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Ivan Talickya?
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Ooh, ooh, I got one! John... Rootbeer! ''(Lenny and Carl shake their heads in disapproval)''
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Ooh, ooh, I got one! John... Rootbeer! ''[Lenny and Carl shake their heads in disapproval]''
 {{qf|Moe}} Eh, it wasn't no prankster. It was someone I know all too well.
 {{qf|Homer}} Oh, who?
-{{qf|Moe}} (yelling) Shut your stinkin' face-hole! That's who it was, OK?! Bar's closed! Everybody get out. GET OUT!!! ''(Moe smashes three beer glasses with a baseball bat and strikes the counter with a fire axe as Homer, Lenny, Carl and [[Barney]] run out the door)''
+{{qf|Moe}} (yelling) Shut your stinkin' face-hole! That's who it was, OK?! Bar's closed! Everybody get out. GET OUT!!! ''[Moe smashes three beer glasses with a baseball bat and strikes the counter with a fire axe as Homer, Lenny, Carl and [[Barney]] run out the door]''
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 {{qf|Homer}} If the beer's in a frosted mug, you're not alcoholic, you're an aficionado.

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 {{qf|[[Moe]]}} ''(phone rings)'' Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. What? You have the nerve to call me? Why don't you delete my number from your phone, then put the phone in a sock, and the BEAT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD TILL YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE MOTOR LODGE BUFFET EGGS!
-{{qf|[[Carl]]}} (chuckles) Yeah, another prank call, huh? Who was it this time, uh, "Anita Manbone"?
+{{qf|[[Carl]]}} (chuckles) Yeah, another prank call, huh? Who was it this time, uh, Anita Manbone?
-{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} "Ivan Talickya"?
+{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Ivan Talickya?
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Ooh, ooh, I got one! John... Rootbeer! ''(Lenny and Carl shake their heads in disapproval)''
 {{qf|Moe}} Eh, it wasn't no prankster. It was someone I know all too well.

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 {{qf|Moe}} Eh, it wasn't no prankster. It was someone I know all too well.
 {{qf|Homer}} Oh, who?
-{{qf|Moe}} (yelling) Shut your stinkin' face-hole! That's who it was, OK?! Bar's closed! Everybody get out. GET OUT!!! ''(Moe smashes three beer glasses and strikes the counter with a fire axe as Homer, Lenny, Carl and [[Barney]] run out the door)''
+{{qf|Moe}} (yelling) Shut your stinkin' face-hole! That's who it was, OK?! Bar's closed! Everybody get out. GET OUT!!! ''(Moe smashes three beer glasses with a baseball bat and strikes the counter with a fire axe as Homer, Lenny, Carl and [[Barney]] run out the door)''
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 {{qf|Homer}} If the beer's in a frosted mug, you're not alcoholic, you're an aficionado.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|No Good Read Goes Unpunished|Lisa Gets the Blues}}
-{{qf|[[Moe]]}} ''(phone rings)'' Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. What? You have the nerve to call me? Why don't you delete my number from your phone, then put the phone in a sock, and the BEAT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD TILL YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE MOTOR LODGE BUFFET EGGS!!
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} ''(phone rings)'' Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. What? You have the nerve to call me? Why don't you delete my number from your phone, then put the phone in a sock, and the BEAT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD TILL YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE MOTOR LODGE BUFFET EGGS!
 {{qf|[[Carl]]}} (chuckles) Yeah, another prank call, huh? Who was it this time, uh, "Anita Manbone"?
 {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} "Ivan Talickya"?
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 {{qf|Moe}} Eh, it wasn't no prankster. It was someone I know all too well.
 {{qf|Homer}} Oh, who?
-{{qf|Moe}} Shut your stinking' face-hole! That's who it was, OK/!? Bar's closed! Everybody get out. GET OUT!!! ''(Moe smashes three beer glasses and strikes the counter with a fire axe as Homer, Lenny, Carl and [[Barney]] run out the door)''
+{{qf|Moe}} (yelling) Shut your stinkin' face-hole! That's who it was, OK?! Bar's closed! Everybody get out. GET OUT!!! ''(Moe smashes three beer glasses and strikes the counter with a fire axe as Homer, Lenny, Carl and [[Barney]] run out the door)''
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 {{qf|Homer}} If the beer's in a frosted mug, you're not alcoholic, you're an aficionado.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|No Good Read Goes Unpunished|Lisa Gets the Blues}}
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} If the beer's in a frosted mug, you're not alcoholic, you're an aficionado.
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} ''(phone rings)'' Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. What? You have the nerve to call me? Why don't you delete my number from your phone, then put the phone in a sock, and the BEAT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD TILL YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE MOTOR LODGE BUFFET EGGS!!
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 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, what's your favorite movie?
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 {{qf|Homer}} ''[gasps]'' Family.
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-{{qf|[[Moe]]}} Made in the finest Filipino sweatshops by the cutest kids you ever saw!
+{{qf|Moe}} Made in the finest Filipino sweatshops by the cutest kids you ever saw!
 {{Season 29|Q}}

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+{{TabQ|nogags}}
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|No Good Read Goes Unpunished|Lisa Gets the Blues}}
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-:'''[[Homer]]:''' If the beer's in a frosted mug, you're not alcoholic, you're an aficionado.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, what's your favorite movie?
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+{{qf|Homer}} ''Fast and Furious 6''.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer, what's your favorite movie?
+{{qf|Marge}} And what's the theme of that movie?
-:'''Homer:''' ''Fast and Furious 6''.
+{{qf|Homer}} Cars.
-:'''Marge:''' And what's the theme of that movie?
+{{qf|Marge}} What was the OTHER theme?
-:'''Homer:''' Cars.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[gasps]'' Family.
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 {{Season 29|Q}}