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2F13: formatting, linking

2018-12-24T12:10:37Z

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Abbot: Bot: changing parenthesis to bracket, formatting, applying template Qf, removing quote characters (code: quotes)

2018-12-24T11:48:40Z

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SolarBot: /* top */General fixes, removed: |gags=yes

2018-01-14T16:15:33Z

‎top: General fixes, removed: |gags=yes

SolarBot: /* top */replaced: Dr. Nick Riveria → Nick Riviera

2017-04-18T14:08:55Z

‎top: replaced: Dr. Nick Riveria → Nick Riviera

108.64.230.99: It's "Bah", not "Drat".

2014-07-25T05:38:16Z

It's "Bah", not "Drat".

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 :''[At Aztec Theatre.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} One for ''[[Honk if You're Horny|Honk]]'', please.
-{{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} Oh. Gee, uh, just a minute. I have to check with the manager.
+{{qf|[[Squeaky-Voiced Teen]]}} Oh. Gee, uh, just a minute. I have to check with the manager.
-{{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} ''[to manager, about Homer]'' That overweight guy wants to see the movie.
+{{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} ''[to manager, about Homer]'' That overweight guy wants to see the movie.
 {{qf|Manager}} I'm sorry, sir, but our facilities are not equipped to suit your needs.
 {{qf|Homer}} What are you talking about?

@@ Line 180: / Line 180: @@
 {{qf|Quimby}} It was never wrapped in foil.
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-{{qf|Mr. Burns}} ''[referring to famous nuclear disasters]'' Homer, your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential {{w|Chernobyl}} into a mere {{w|Three-Mile Island}}. Bravo!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} ''[referring to famous nuclear disasters]'' Homer, your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential {{W|Chernobyl}} into a mere {{W|Three-Mile Island}}. Bravo!
 {{qf|Lisa}} I think it's ironic that Dad saved the day, while a slimmer man would've fallen to his death.
 {{qf|Bart}} And I think it's ironic that, for once, Dad's butt prevented the spread of toxic ga

@@ Line 13: / Line 13: @@
 :''[Homer and Lenny are doing pushups next to each other.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Two!
-{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Mmnn, actually Homer that's just one.  See, each pushup includes both an up part and a down part.
+{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Mmnn, actually Homer that's just one. See, each pushup includes both an up part and a down part.
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 {{qf|Lenny}} Yeah, every muscle in my body is getting a workout, especially my big fat mouth!
@@ Line 107: / Line 107: @@
 {{qf|Marge}} Normally your father's crackpot schemes fizzle out as soon as he finds something good on TV. But this season... ''[shudders]''
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-{{qf|Lisa}} I must protest!  You're abusing a program intended to help the unfortunate.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I must protest! You're abusing a program intended to help the unfortunate.
 {{qf|Homer}} I'm not saying it isn't sleazy, honey.
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@@ Line 121: / Line 121: @@
 :''[At Aztec Theatre.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} One for ''[[Honk if You're Horny|Honk]]'', please.
-{{qf|[[Jeremy Freedman|Jeremy]]}} Oh. Gee, uh, just a minute. I have to check with the manager.
+{{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} Oh. Gee, uh, just a minute. I have to check with the manager.
-{{qf|Jeremy}} ''[to manager, about Homer]'' That overweight guy wants to see the movie.
+{{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} ''[to manager, about Homer]'' That overweight guy wants to see the movie.
 {{qf|Manager}} I'm sorry, sir, but our facilities are not equipped to suit your needs.
 {{qf|Homer}} What are you talking about?

@@ Line 13: / Line 13: @@
 :''[Homer and Lenny are doing pushups next to each other.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Two!
-{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Mmnn, actually Homer that’s just one.  See, each pushup includes both an up part and a down part.
+{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Mmnn, actually Homer that's just one.  See, each pushup includes both an up part and a down part.
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 {{qf|Lenny}} Yeah, every muscle in my body is getting a workout, especially my big fat mouth!
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 {{qf|Homer}} Oh yeah? Well we'll just see about that little miss smart guy!
 :''[cut to Dr. Hibbert's office.]''
-{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} ''[gasps]'' My God, that's monstrous. I've never heard of anything so negligent -- I'll have no part of it!
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} ''[gasps]'' My God, that's monstrous. I've never heard of anything so negligent—I'll have no part of it!
 {{qf|Homer}} Can you recommend a doctor who will?
 {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Yes!
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 {{qf|[[Dr. Nick]]}} Hi everybody!
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-{{qf|Dr. Nick}} “Now, there are many options available for dangerously underweight individuals like yourself. I recommend a slow, steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology.”
+{{qf|Dr. Nick}} "Now, there are many options available for dangerously underweight individuals like yourself. I recommend a slow, steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology."
 {{qf|Homer}}Of course.
 {{qf|Dr. Nick}} You'll want to focus on the neglected food groups. Such as the Whipped group, the congealed group and the chocotastic.
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 {{qf|Dr. Nick}} Hey, did you go to [[Hollywood Upstairs Medical College]] too?
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-{{qf|Dr. Nick}} And remember, if you’re not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it’s your window to weight gain. ''[looks through clear sheet of paper]'' Bye bye, everybody!
+{{qf|Dr. Nick}} And remember, if you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain. ''[looks through clear sheet of paper]'' Bye bye, everybody!
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-{{qf|Homer}} Ohh… 225! That means I lost weight!
+{{qf|Homer}} Ohh... 225! That means I lost weight!
-{{qf|Bart}} Ahem… Homer, you're, uh, on the towel rack.
+{{qf|Bart}} Ahem... Homer, you're, uh, on the towel rack.
 :''[Homer moves his stomach. The scale shows 296.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Woo hoo! Four more pounds and my dream comes true: working at home.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Ugh! Cut it out, Bart! That is disgusting!
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-{{qf|Homer}} Well, give me a Y, give me a… Hey! All I have to type is Y. ''[to Marge]'' Hey, Miss Doesn't-find-me-attractive-sexually-anymore, I just tripled my productivity!
+{{qf|Homer}} Well, give me a Y, give me a... Hey! All I have to type is Y. ''[to Marge]'' Hey, Miss Doesn't-find-me-attractive-sexually-anymore, I just tripled my productivity!
 {{qf|Marge}} Good. Good for you.
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-{{qf|Marge}} That's it, thats the one, alright, send him on in.
+{{qf|Marge}} That's it, that's the one, alright, send him on in.
 {{qf|Lisa}} Dad...
 {{qf|Homer}} Yes, honey?
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Mom, were you ever planning to step in and put a stop to this?
-{{qf|Marge}} Normally your father's crackpot schemes fizzle out as soon as he finds something good on TV. But this season… ''[shudders]''
+{{qf|Marge}} Normally your father's crackpot schemes fizzle out as soon as he finds something good on TV. But this season... ''[shudders]''
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-{{qf|Lisa}} I must protest!  You’re abusing a program intended to help the unfortunate.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I must protest!  You're abusing a program intended to help the unfortunate.
-{{qf|Homer}} I’m not saying it isn’t sleazy, honey.
+{{qf|Homer}} I'm not saying it isn't sleazy, honey.
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 :''[Outside the Simpson residence.]''

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 :'''Homer''': "Can you recommend a doctor who will?"
 :'''Dr. Hibbert''': "Yes!"
-:''[Cut to [[Dr. Nick Riveria]]'s office]''
+:''[Cut to Dr. [[Nick Riviera]]'s office]''
 :'''Dr. Nick''': "Hi everybody!"
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@@ Line 183: / Line 183: @@
 :'''Lisa''': "I think it's ironic that Dad saved the day, while a slimmer man would've fallen to his death."
 :'''Bart''': "And I think it's ironic that, for once, Dad's butt prevented the spread of toxic ga"
-:'''Marge''': ''[[hastening to interrupt him]'' "Bart!"
+:'''Marge''': ''[hastening to interrupt him]'' "Bart!"
 :'''Mr. Burns''': "Now Homer, if there is anything else I can do for you, please let me know."
 :''[Homer looks at his family and sees how hard his obesity has made life for them.]''

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 :'''Mr. Burns''': ''[through megaphone]'' "One. One! ONE!"
 :''[Mr. Burns throws megaphone to ground in frustration.]''
-:'''Mr. Burns''': "Drat! I will just pay for the blasted liposuction!"
+:'''Mr. Burns''': "Bah! I will just pay for the blasted liposuction!"
 :'''Homer''': "Woo hoo!"
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