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‎Pt. 2

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Keepin' the Faith
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Black History}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[The Patriarch]], [[Marge]]
|optional = [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Herman]], [[Sideshow Bob]]
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Keepin' the Faith''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Black History}} content update. It requires [[The Patriarch]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Patriarch's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|Tim, your parishioner numbers are down again, and your flock just isn’t as fulsome as we’re looking for.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|There’s a lot of competition these days, Patriarch, what with all the new streaming services.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I haven’t even started the new season of "Marvelous Mrs. Manson". It’s not easy to motivate the masses.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Not so, Tim. You just need to bring your A Game – watch and learn!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Patriarch Give Powerful Sermon|12 hours|the [[Mega Church]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And that’s how it’s done! {{*}}mic drop{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Careful! I’m still making payments on that thing!}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|You just have to fire ‘em up with the word of God. And toss a couple of lit firecrackers to wake ‘em up.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|It’s easy to come in and do a rousing guest spot, but I’m a recurring character in these people’s lives.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You know, Tim, maybe it’s time I found a Springfielder who can really inspire the supplicants of this suburb.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Ha! Good luck with that! There’s no one in this town as committed to the word of the Lord, who also fits my vestments.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Patriarch's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Marge Simpson, I hear you’re a pious woman who likes to plant it in the pew every Sunday. Would you be interested in answering a higher calling?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Selling medicinal marijuana? I’m doing that late in season 31.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|No, I mean taking over as Pastor.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Hm. Let me consider that while I bake some cookies.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Let me give you a hand with that while we chat…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Patriarch Bake Religious Martyr Cookies|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Marge Bake Delicious Non-Religious Cookies|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|Those are some…interesting cookies, Patriarch.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|This Saint Bartholomew cookie is awesome! Is the pink frosting supposed to be his flayed skin?}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Heh heh! Yes it is, young man! Good eye! So Marge, have you considered my offer?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Are there any perks to joining the ministry?}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|You get to hear a lot of juicy deathbed confessions. Did you know Bleeding Gums Murphy killed a hobo in a hit and run?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Yikes. Um… I think I’ll pass.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Patriarch's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|I see that you are popular with the youth of Springfield. We could use that in the Church. Have you ever considered becoming a minister?}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm…I have always felt that I was destined for a larger emporium. My counter has been feeling a little tight lately. Literally.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|There’s lots of room behind a podium. And in a nice purple robe.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I do like the idea of not wearing pants to work.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|You already deal in books about magical powers. Just come do it for our team.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Hmm. Tell me about your main characters, their special powers, and their one weakness.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make The Patriarch Struggle to Draw Similarities Between Superheroes and the Bible|4 hours|the [[Android's Dungeon]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Comic Book Guy Skeptically Read the Bible|4 hours|the [[Android's Dungeon]]|char=[[Comic Book Guy]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Well, what do you think of all that, young man?}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Fairly ridiculous. What kind of a father doesn’t avenge his own son’s death. John Wick, he is not.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|And while your “Satan” has some potential as a villain, he lacks the nuance and pathos of a [[Dr. Crab]].}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|Well, if you ever change your mind, come by the church.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I will continue to worship at the altar of Fat {{ap|Thor|Marvel Comics}}, thank you very much.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|If Herman is owned: After tapping on Herman's exclamation mark: If Herman is not owned: After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon}}
{{TB|Hey Padre, I hear you’ve been nosin’ around town quite a bit lately. Something is up, isn’t it? Biblical plague coming? Frogs? Locusts?}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|No, nothing like that. I’m seeking a newly energized evangelical to help elevate Springfield’s righteousness in these troubled times.}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon}}
{{TB|Say no more -- I’m your man! I’ve been preparing for this day for a long time.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|Um, really? Why, that’s good news for the Good News! Let’s head over to the church.}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon|Scary}}
{{TB|Sure thing, boss. But first, I need your help with a couple things…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Patriarch Bless Doomsday Supplies|4 hours|the [[Mega Church]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You know, Herman, I feel like maybe we’re not on the same page here.}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon}}
{{TB|Sure we are. We’re both itching for the end of the world. Except you’re expecting a savior, and I’m expecting a fortune. People are gonna need guns and canned beans aplenty. And toilet paper.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}leaves{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Where you goin’? I have a whole room full of MRB’s!}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|MRB’s?}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon}}
{{TB|Meals Ready to Bless.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|If Sideshow Bob is owned: After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark If Sideshow Bob is not owned: After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hello, my good man! I hear you’re in the market for a motivated maven to move this town’s citizenry into a more moral state.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|Hmmm. No offense, Mr. Sideshow, but I’m not sure you’re the type of Pastor we’re looking for.}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ah, but who better than one who has fallen low and risen again.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|Hm. Perhaps you’re right. Who better to lead a congregation than a prodigal son.}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Like the mighty rake that whacks me, no one has fallen and risen more than I!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Patriarch Watch Crazy Christian Cavalcades|4 hours|the [[Mega Church]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Sideshow Bob Step on Seventeen Rakes|4 hours|the [[Mega Church]]|char=[[Sideshow Bob]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}}
{{TB|So, your Patriarch-ness, how soon would I be able to reach out to troubled families to offer one-on-one counseling.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Well…}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Ominous}}
{{TB|One family in particular, the Simpson family, could benefit from a visit. I hear they have a wayward son that needs to be… DEALT with.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Why are you sharpening those enormous knives? Where did they even come from?}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|An ankle holster. My brother got it for me for the holidays and I can’t live without it.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|The HOLIDAYS? No pastor of mine is going to refer to Christmas as the holidays. Don’t you know there’s a war going on, according to one dubious cable news channel? Get lost, pal.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|How goes the quest to find my replacement, sir?}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Looks like you’re still in business…for now.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|I told you I’m not easily replaceable. This town has got more nuts than a squirrel’s digestive tract.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|I agree, Reverend. I agree.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Black History}}

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 |update = {{TOCU|Black History}}
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 {{TB|Those are some...interesting cookies, Patriarch.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|This Saint Bartholomew cookie is awesome! Is the pink frosting supposed to be his flayed skin?}}
+{{TB|This [[Saint Bartholomew]] cookie is awesome! Is the pink frosting supposed to be his flayed skin?}}
 {{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Heh heh! Yes it is, young man! Good eye! So Marge, have you considered my offer?}}

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Solar Dragon at 12:32, April 21, 2025

Solar Dragon: /* Pt. 2 */

SolarBot: replaced: ’ → ' (47), … → ... (8), “ → ", ” → ", ‘ → ' (2), * → {{*}} (4), {{{{*}}}} → {{*}} (4)

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Keepin' the Faith |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Black History}} |requirements = |characters = The Patriarch, Marge |optional = Co..."

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