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<p></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 21:46, July 17, 2026</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l8" >Line 8:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 8:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer}} Then fire away, weird government guy!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer}} Then fire away, weird government guy!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Agent Xerxes}} Please speak loudly into the microphone located in my thorax region. How many humans--er, <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">“occupants”</del>--live at this domicile?</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Agent Xerxes}} Please speak loudly into the microphone located in my thorax region. How many humans--er, <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">&quot;occupants&quot;</ins>--live at this domicile?</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer}} Hmmm... roughly five.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer}} Hmmm... roughly five.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Agent Xerxes}} And which most accurately expresses your feelings on crop circles?&lt;br&gt;A) I like them!&lt;br&gt;B) I like them very much!&lt;br&gt;C) I like them very much indeed!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Agent Xerxes}} And which most accurately expresses your feelings on crop circles?&lt;br&gt;A) I like them!&lt;br&gt;B) I like them very much!&lt;br&gt;C) I like them very much indeed!</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l14" >Line 14:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 14:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Agent Xerxes}} ...And how would you describe your physical condition? 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Now I must ask you to come with me to the kitchen... er... regional office of our spaceship... uh, I mean bureau!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Agent Xerxes}} Very good, earth drone, er, I mean citizen! Now I must ask you to come with me to the kitchen... er... regional office of our spaceship... uh, I mean bureau!</div></td></tr> <!-- diff cache key sw_wiki-mw_:diff:version:1.11a:oldid:1458682:newid:1480592 --> </table>

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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngr}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Agent_Xerxes" title="Agent Xerxes">Agent Xerxes</a>}} Hello, occupant! I am Agent Xerxes of the... er... human census bureau of the planet, er... uh, Earth. So there is no reason to be suspic...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngr}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Agent Xerxes]]}} Hello, occupant! I am Agent Xerxes of the... er... human census bureau of the planet, er... uh, Earth. So there is no reason to be suspicious!<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} But I wasn't!<br /> {{qf|Agent Xerxes}} Silence! You will now answer a number of questions, earthling... er, occupant!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Do I have to be sober?<br /> {{qf|Agent Xerxes}} Negative!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Then fire away, weird government guy!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Agent Xerxes}} Please speak loudly into the microphone located in my thorax region. How many humans--er, “occupants”--live at this domicile?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Hmmm... roughly five.<br /> {{qf|Agent Xerxes}} And which most accurately expresses your feelings on crop circles?&lt;br&gt;A) I like them!&lt;br&gt;B) I like them very much!&lt;br&gt;C) I like them very much indeed!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} That's a toughie. I'll go with &quot;B&quot;.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Agent Xerxes}} ...And how would you describe your physical condition? A) Juicy and succulent&lt;br&gt;or&lt;br&gt;B) tough and stringy?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Heh. That’s a big “A” on that one, goodbuddy!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Agent Xerxes}} Very good, earth drone, er, I mean citizen! Now I must ask you to come with me to the kitchen... er... regional office of our spaceship... uh, I mean bureau!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Kang]]}} After this, let us go and procure some Italian!<br /> {{qf|[[Kodos]]}} See if you can get him to bring [[Snowball II|the cat]]!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div>

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