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<p></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 21:32, April 4, 2026</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l1" >Line 1:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 1:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Kang]]}} I am Kang, emissary from a planet so advanced beyond your own it's a little embarrassing to be seen speaking with you humanoids. We laugh at your primitive comics, which are obviously designed to lull you into a state of amused catatonia! Advanced beings, <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">such as </del>myself and my sister Kodos, have no use for the bittersweet inter-office shenanigans of your Earth cartoon man, &quot;Dilbert&quot;! We are unconcerned with the yo-yo dieting of your <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">discontinued </del>she-beast, &quot;Cathy&quot;! &#160;</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Kang]]}} I am Kang, emissary from a planet so advanced beyond your own it's a little embarrassing to be seen speaking with you humanoids. We laugh at your primitive comics, which are obviously designed to lull you into a state of amused catatonia! Advanced beings, myself and my sister Kodos, have no use for the bittersweet inter-office shenanigans of your Earth cartoon man, &quot;<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[[</ins>Dilbert<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">]]</ins>&quot;! We are unconcerned with the yo-yo dieting of your <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">discontented </ins>she-beast, &quot;Cathy&quot;!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Kodos]]}} &quot;Cathy&quot; speaks for all females, regardless of species, Kang!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Kodos]]}} &quot;Cathy&quot; speaks for all females, regardless of species, Kang!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Kang}} Silence! Do not interrupt the enthralling process! Do not attempt to disregard this &quot;comic,<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">&quot; </del>earthlings! Continue to stare blindly at the mind-controlling patterns I have placed before you! Your so-called &quot;free<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">-</del>will&quot; is now mine! Overthrow your leaders and pledge allegiance to Kang!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Kang}} Silence! Do not interrupt the enthralling process!</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2">&#160;</td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">----</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2">&#160;</td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">{{qf|Kang}} </ins>Do not attempt to disregard this &quot;comic<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">&quot;</ins>, earthlings! Continue to stare blindly at the mind-controlling patterns I have placed before you! Your so-called &quot;free will&quot; is now mine! Overthrow your leaders and pledge allegiance to Kang!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Kodos}} It is not working. They are not obeying!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Kodos}} It is not working. They are not obeying!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Kang}} Er... Aahh... That is to say... You Earth males! I command you to ignore your domestic responsibilities! It is the order of Kang that you spend your entire day <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">loading </del>in your reclining furniture unit and viewing endless sporting competitions while ingesting alcoholic yeast-water!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Kang}} Er...Aahh...That is to say... You Earth males! I command you to ignore your domestic responsibilities! It is the order of Kang that you spend your entire day <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">loafing </ins>in your reclining furniture unit and viewing endless sporting competitions while ingesting alcoholic yeast-water!</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2">&#160;</td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">----</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Kodos}} You do not really know how to enthrall earthlings, do you, Kang?</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Kodos}} You do not really know how to enthrall earthlings, do you, Kang?</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">{{qf|Kang}} Rotate your optical assembly this way, oh skeptical one!</del></div></td><td colspan="2">&#160;</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>[[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>[[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div></td></tr> </table>

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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Kang" class="mw-redirect" title="Kang">Kang</a>}} I am Kang, emissary from a planet so advanced beyond your own it&#039;s a little embarrassing to be seen speaking with you humanoids. We laugh at y...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Kang]]}} I am Kang, emissary from a planet so advanced beyond your own it's a little embarrassing to be seen speaking with you humanoids. We laugh at your primitive comics, which are obviously designed to lull you into a state of amused catatonia! Advanced beings, such as myself and my sister Kodos, have no use for the bittersweet inter-office shenanigans of your Earth cartoon man, &quot;Dilbert&quot;! We are unconcerned with the yo-yo dieting of your discontinued she-beast, &quot;Cathy&quot;! <br /> {{qf|[[Kodos]]}} &quot;Cathy&quot; speaks for all females, regardless of species, Kang!<br /> {{qf|Kang}} Silence! Do not interrupt the enthralling process! Do not attempt to disregard this &quot;comic,&quot; earthlings! Continue to stare blindly at the mind-controlling patterns I have placed before you! Your so-called &quot;free-will&quot; is now mine! Overthrow your leaders and pledge allegiance to Kang!<br /> {{qf|Kodos}} It is not working. They are not obeying!<br /> {{qf|Kang}} Er... Aahh... That is to say... You Earth males! I command you to ignore your domestic responsibilities! It is the order of Kang that you spend your entire day loading in your reclining furniture unit and viewing endless sporting competitions while ingesting alcoholic yeast-water!<br /> {{qf|Kodos}} You do not really know how to enthrall earthlings, do you, Kang?<br /> {{qf|Kang}} Rotate your optical assembly this way, oh skeptical one!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div>

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