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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>}} &#039;&#039;[imitating Skinner]&#039;&#039; Superintendent Chalmers, have I ever told you what a complete and utter moron I think you are? {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Nelson_Muntz" title="Nelson Muntz">Nelson Muntz</a>}}...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[imitating Skinner]'' Superintendent Chalmers, have I ever told you what a complete and utter moron I think you are?<br /> {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} ''[imitating Chalmers]'' Why no, Principal Skinner, but why don't you tell me now, you spineless mommy's boy?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} ''[imitating Skinner]'' There are several words I could use to describe what a loser you are, Chalmers, but there are children listening!<br /> {{qf|Nelson}} ''[imitating Chalmers]'' Seymour, you're right... I am a loser! I need to be punished!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} ''[imitating Skinner]'' Well, I have just the tonic for your sickness... My trusty paddle! Now drop your chinos and bend over!<br /> {{qf|Nelson}} ''[imitating Chalmers]'' Yes, sir!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Who in blue blazes is imitating us?!<br /> {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} I don't know, but they've really nailed that slight lisp you sometimes let slip...<br /> {{qf|Chalmers}} Skinner, shut up!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Skinner}} You really don't think I'm a spineless mommy's boy, do you?<br /> {{qf|Chalmers}} Seymour, I try to avoid thinking about you at all.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Birch Barlow]]}} We'll move you into one of our spiffy studios where your show will air after mine every day from seven to midnight!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} But we like doing the show here in the treehouse.<br /> {{qf|Nelson}} And I can't do it after seven. That's when I do my best hooliganning and no-good-nikking!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Now, if you'd be so king as to start running...<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Why?<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} It's more sporting for the hounds!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]]</div>

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