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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Mr. Flanders, how did you make these amazing fish?
:'''[[Ned Flanders]]''': Actually, God made some fish that were pretty close to these so naturally we selected those for further breeding.
:'''Lisa''': So that natural selection was the origin of this species?
:'''Flanders''': Yep, that's exactly--(laughs) You almost got me.
:(Fish grows legs, crawls out of water, and starts breathing air)
:'''Flanders''': Not on my watch (pushes it back into water)
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:'''[[Simon Cowell]]''': How do you like LA?
:'''[[Moe]]''': It's a hell of a city. It's like someone stepped on New York and scraped it off on the beach.
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:'''[[Homer]]''': You never fail to nauseate me boy.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Just call me Barf Simpson.
:'''Homer''': I wanted to, but your mother said kids might tease you.

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 {{qf|{{Ch|Ryan Seacrest}}}} Okay Randy, what'd you think of that performance?
-{{qf|{{Ch|Randy Jackson}}}} A'ight, a'ight -- You know what? I was feelin' that, dog. "Happy" was very cool, right? But "birth" was definitely a little pitchy, but -- I gotta tell you something -- you worked it out on "day," man. And then when you hit that "to you" -- dude, that was the bomb! You blew out all the candles, baby!
+{{qf|{{Ch|Randy Jackson}}}} A'ight, a'ight—You know what? I was feelin' that, dog. "Happy" was very cool, right? But "birth" was definitely a little pitchy, but—I gotta tell you something—you worked it out on "day," man. And then when you hit that "to you"—dude, that was the bomb! You blew out all the candles, baby!
 {{qf|Ryan Seacrest}} If you think that answer was a yes, text the number at the bottom of the screen. Giant secret charges may apply.
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 {{qf|Moe}} There is one bright side: I'm also forbidden from ever watchin' Fox.
 {{qf|Marge}} You can't even show it in the bar?
-{{qf|Moe}} That's right -- and business has never been better.
+{{qf|Moe}} That's right—and business has never been better.
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-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Mr. Flanders, how did you make these amazing fish?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh my God. You never fail to nauseate me, boy.
-:'''[[Ned Flanders]]''': Actually, God made some fish that were pretty close to these so naturally we selected those for further breeding.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Just call me Barf Simpson.
-:'''Lisa''': So that natural selection was the origin of this species?
+{{qf|Homer}} I wanted to, but your mother said kids might tease you.
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-:'''[[Simon Cowell]]''': How do you like LA?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mr. Flanders, how did you make these amazing fish?
-:'''[[Moe]]''': It's a hell of a city. It's like someone stepped on New York and scraped it off on the beach.
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Actually, God made some fish that were pretty close to these, so naturally we selected those for further breeding.
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-:'''[[Homer]]''': You never fail to nauseate me boy.
+{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Hey clown, we've heard your stand-up, now how about some shut-up!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Just call me Barf Simpson.
+{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Everybody's a comedian.
-:'''Homer''': I wanted to, but your mother said kids might tease you.
+{{qf|Moe}} Except you!
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 :'''[[Lisa]]''': Mr. Flanders, how did you make these amazing fish?
 :'''[[Ned Flanders]]''': Actually, God made some fish that were pretty close to these so naturally we selected those for further breeding.
 :'''Lisa''': So that natural selection was the origin of this species?
-:'''Flanders''': Yep, that's exactly--(laughs) You almost got me.
+:'''Flanders''': Yep, that's exactly--''[laughs]'' You almost got me.
-:(Fish grows legs, crawls out of water, and starts breathing air)
+:''[Fish grows legs, crawls out of water, and starts breathing air]''
-:'''Flanders''': Not on my watch (pushes it back into water)
+:'''Flanders''': Not on my watch ''[pushes it back into water]''
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 :'''[[Simon Cowell]]''': How do you like LA?