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:'''[[Judge Julie]]:''' To the gallows, Kirk van Houten! From there you will be drawn and quartered... ...any body parts still alive will then face three consceutive life sentences. That's whte sentence I wish I could give you deadbeat dads! But since this is a small claims TV court, I fine you $400.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Heh, heh! I love how Judge Julie goes after lousy fathers who don't give their kids what they need.
:'''[[Kirk]]:''' I still get the $500 fee for appearing on the show, right?
:'''[[Judge Julie]]:''' Ix-nay on the ee-fay!
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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' So a man can't even get justice in this town anymore?
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Guess not.
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Well, this wil no stand! I want you to take this chalk and write "I will be a better Drive" one hundred times on the road.
:'''[[Ned]]:''' Okilly dokilly!
:'''[[Carl]]:''' Did you see that?
:'''[[Lenny]]:''' What deciseive action!
:'''[[Barney]]:''' Hey, hey not let him be the new judge!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Me,? Well, I..
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Will ya, Mister? We really need to start prosecuting again.
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Bart!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' [GULP!]
:'''[[Marge]]:''' You stop bothering Judge Skinner, right now!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Or, what?
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Or, I'll show your baby pictures to the TV cameras until you stop!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Noooooo! It's over! I'm done! I apoligoize for this horrible misunderstanding just put the pictures away!
:'''[[Lindsay Naegle]]:''' Well done, well done. Humilation, justice, plus a touch of nudity; I love it! I want to offer you your own show as a TV judge.
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, Homer. You ever notice when mom gets a job things fall apart here at home?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Yes, yes I have I mean, normally Lisa helps out as the voice of reason, but lately...
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I'm taking your piggy bank and going shopping. Any objections?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' No, Lisa.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Good. Carry on.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Anyway, I felt we could use and authority figure, so the hourse doesn't get acondemend again.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' But who, Bart? Who?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Judge Snyder! he's healthy again, and now that mom's taken over. He's out of work.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' How did I miss him standing right there?
:'''[[Judge Snyder]]:''' I've been a family court judge for twenty years. I'll work for food.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' You're hired. Now quit blocking the TV, your honor!
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' You know, I really would like to get out of here early and get my grocery shopping done. Whould you mind confessing? It'd really help me out.
:'''[[Jimmy the Scumbag]]:''' I don't wanna.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Can you really look Bailiff Maggie in the eye and say you didn't rob that bank?
:'''[[Jimmy the Scumbag]]:''' I id it! I did it!
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Using babies for confessions. When I think of all the time I wasted with phonebooks, rubber hses, and pillow casses full of sopad bars.

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	{{qf\|Jimmy the Scumbag}} I id it! I did it!		{{qf\|Jimmy the Scumbag}} I id it! I did it!
	{{qf\|Chief Wiggum}} Using babies for confessions. When I think of all the time I wasted with phonebooks, rubber hses, and pillow casses full of sopad bars.		{{qf\|Chief Wiggum}} Using babies for confessions. When I think of all the time I wasted with phonebooks, rubber hses, and pillow casses full of sopad bars.
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 {{qf|Judge Julie}} Ix-nay on the ee-fay!
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-{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} So a man can't even get justice in this town anymore?
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} So a man can't even get justice in this town anymore?
-{{qf|[[Clancy Wiggum]]}} Guess not.
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Guess not.
-{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} Well, this wil no stand! I want you to take this chalk and write "I will be a better Drive" one hundred times on the road.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Well, this wil no stand! I want you to take this chalk and write "I will be a better Drive" one hundred times on the road.
 {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Okilly dokilly!
 {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Did you see that?
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 {{qf|Marge}} Can you really look Bailiff Maggie in the eye and say you didn't rob that bank?
 {{qf|Jimmy the Scumbag}} I id it! I did it!
-{{qf|Clancy Wiggum}} Using babies for confessions. When I think of all the time I wasted with phonebooks, rubber hses, and pillow casses full of sopad bars.
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Using babies for confessions. When I think of all the time I wasted with phonebooks, rubber hses, and pillow casses full of sopad bars.

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 {{qf|Marge}} Or, I'll show your baby pictures to the TV cameras until you stop!
 {{qf|Bart}} Noooooo! It's over! I'm done! I apoligoize for this horrible misunderstanding just put the pictures away!
-{{qf|[[Lindsay Naegle]]}} Well done, well done. Humilation, justice, plus a touch of nudity; I love it! I want to offer you your own show as a TV judge.
+{{qf|[[Lindsay Naegle]]}} Well done, well done. Humiliation, justice, plus a touch of nudity; I love it! I want to offer you your own show as a TV judge.
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 {{qf|Bart}} Hey, Homer. You ever notice when mom gets a job things fall apart here at home?

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	:'''[[Judge Julie]]:''' To the gallows, Kirk van Houten! From there you will be drawn and quartered... ...any body parts still alive will then face three consceutive life sentences. That's whte sentence I wish I could give you deadbeat dads! But since this is a small claims TV court, I fine you $400.		:'''[[Judge Julie]]:''' To the gallows, Kirk van Houten! From there you will be drawn and quartered... ...any body parts still alive will then face three consceutive life sentences. That's whte sentence I wish I could give you deadbeat dads! But since this is a small claims TV court, I fine you $400.

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-:'''[[Judge Julie]]:''' To the gallows, Kirk van Houten! From there you will be drawn and quartered... ...any body parts still alive will then face three consceutive life sentences. That's whte sentence I wish I could give you deadbeat dads! But since this is a small claims TV court, I fine you $400.
+{{qf|[[Judge Julie]]}} To the gallows, Kirk van Houten! From there you will be drawn and quartered... ...any body parts still alive will then face three consceutive life sentences. That's whte sentence I wish I could give you deadbeat dads! But since this is a small claims TV court, I fine you $400.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Heh, heh! I love how Judge Julie goes after lousy fathers who don't give their kids what they need.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Heh, heh! I love how Judge Julie goes after lousy fathers who don't give their kids what they need.
-:'''[[Kirk]]:''' I still get the $500 fee for appearing on the show, right?
+{{qf|[[Kirk Van Houten]]}} I still get the $500 fee for appearing on the show, right?
-:'''[[Judge Julie]]:''' Ix-nay on the ee-fay!
+{{qf|Judge Julie}} Ix-nay on the ee-fay!
 ----
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' So a man can't even get justice in this town anymore?
+{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} So a man can't even get justice in this town anymore?
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Guess not.
+{{qf|[[Clancy Wiggum]]}} Guess not.
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Well, this wil no stand! I want you to take this chalk and write "I will be a better Drive" one hundred times on the road.
+{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} Well, this wil no stand! I want you to take this chalk and write "I will be a better Drive" one hundred times on the road.
-:'''[[Ned]]:''' Okilly dokilly!
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Okilly dokilly!
-:'''[[Carl]]:''' Did you see that?
+{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Did you see that?
-:'''[[Lenny]]:''' What deciseive action!
+{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} What deciseive action!
-:'''[[Barney]]:''' Hey, hey not let him be the new judge!
+{{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} Hey, hey not let him be the new judge!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Me,? Well, I..
+{{qf|Skinner}} Me,? Well, I..
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Will ya, Mister? We really need to start prosecuting again.
+{{qf|Wiggum}} Will ya, Mister? We really need to start prosecuting again.
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Bart!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bart!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' [GULP!]
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[GULP!]''
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' You stop bothering Judge Skinner, right now!
+{{qf|Marge}} You stop bothering Judge Skinner, right now!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Or, what?
+{{qf|Bart}} Or, what?
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Or, I'll show your baby pictures to the TV cameras until you stop!
+{{qf|Marge}} Or, I'll show your baby pictures to the TV cameras until you stop!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Noooooo! It's over! I'm done! I apoligoize for this horrible misunderstanding just put the pictures away!
+{{qf|Bart}} Noooooo! It's over! I'm done! I apoligoize for this horrible misunderstanding just put the pictures away!
-:'''[[Lindsay Naegle]]:''' Well done, well done. Humilation, justice, plus a touch of nudity; I love it! I want to offer you your own show as a TV judge.
+{{qf|[[Lindsay Naegle]]}} Well done, well done. Humilation, justice, plus a touch of nudity; I love it! I want to offer you your own show as a TV judge.
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, Homer. You ever notice when mom gets a job things fall apart here at home?
+{{qf|Bart}} Hey, Homer. You ever notice when mom gets a job things fall apart here at home?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Yes, yes I have I mean, normally Lisa helps out as the voice of reason, but lately...
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Yes, yes I have I mean, normally Lisa helps out as the voice of reason, but lately...
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I'm taking your piggy bank and going shopping. Any objections?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I'm taking your piggy bank and going shopping. Any objections?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' No, Lisa.
+{{qf|Bart}} No, Lisa.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Good. Carry on.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Good. Carry on.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Anyway, I felt we could use and authority figure, so the hourse doesn't get acondemend again.
+{{qf|Bart}} Anyway, I felt we could use and authority figure, so the hourse doesn't get acondemend again.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' But who, Bart? Who?
+{{qf|Homer}} But who, Bart? Who?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Judge Snyder! he's healthy again, and now that mom's taken over. He's out of work.
+{{qf|Bart}} Judge Snyder! he's healthy again, and now that mom's taken over. He's out of work.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' How did I miss him standing right there?
+{{qf|Homer}} How did I miss him standing right there?
-:'''[[Judge Snyder]]:''' I've been a family court judge for twenty years. I'll work for food.
+{{qf|Judge Snyder}} I've been a family court judge for twenty years. I'll work for food.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' You're hired. Now quit blocking the TV, your honor!
+{{qf|Homer}} You're hired. Now quit blocking the TV, your honor!
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' You know, I really would like to get out of here early and get my grocery shopping done. Whould you mind confessing? It'd really help me out.
+{{qf|Marge}} You know, I really would like to get out of here early and get my grocery shopping done. Whould you mind confessing? It'd really help me out.
-:'''[[Jimmy the Scumbag]]:''' I don't wanna.
+{{qf|[[Jimmy the Scumbag]]}} I don't wanna.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Can you really look Bailiff Maggie in the eye and say you didn't rob that bank?
+{{qf|Marge}} Can you really look Bailiff Maggie in the eye and say you didn't rob that bank?
-:'''[[Jimmy the Scumbag]]:''' I id it! I did it!
+{{qf|Jimmy the Scumbag}} I id it! I did it!
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Using babies for confessions. When I think of all the time I wasted with phonebooks, rubber hses, and pillow casses full of sopad bars.
+{{qf|Clancy Wiggum}} Using babies for confessions. When I think of all the time I wasted with phonebooks, rubber hses, and pillow casses full of sopad bars.