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Nick97 at 04:27, September 12, 2012

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Nick97: Not sure if that's all that needed to be cleaned up.

2012-09-12T04:19:06Z

Not sure if that's all that needed to be cleaned up.

SolarBot at 11:45, September 1, 2012

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 :''[Bart practices his new drum set all over town and accidentally crashes into the band White Stripes.]''
-{{qf|{{ch|Jack White}}}} Hey, kid, why don't you watch where you're drumming!
+{{qf|{{Ch|Jack White}}}} Hey, kid, why don't you watch where you're drumming!
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} "Sorry, White Stripes. No hard feelings?
 :''[Meg and Jack White look at each other.]''
-{{qf|{{ch|Meg White}}}} Let's kick his ass!
+{{qf|{{Ch|Meg White}}}} Let's kick his ass!
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 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Boy, get dressed! You're going to a jazz brunch as punishment for all the racket you're making.

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 {{TabQ}}
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer|Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em}}
 :''[Bart practices his new drum set all over town and accidentally crashes into the band White Stripes.]''

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 '''{{ch|Meg White}}''': "Let's kick his ass!"
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-'''[[Homer]]''': "Boy, get dressed! You’re going to a jazz brunch as punishment for all the racket you’re making."
+'''[[Homer]]''': "Boy, get dressed! You're going to a jazz brunch as punishment for all the racket you're making."
 '''Bart''': "I thought you wanted me to drum?"
-'''Homer''': "Hmph. I’m sending you mixed messages. Now get the hell out of here!" ''[slams door then opens it again]'' "I love you so much. Damn you!"
+'''Homer''': "Hmph. I'm sending you mixed messages. Now get the hell out of here!" ''[slams door then opens it again]'' "I love you so much. Damn you!"
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-'''[[Defonzo Palmer]]''': "We were about to play a quick set and we were wondering if you…"
+'''[[Defonzo Palmer]]''': "We were about to play a quick set and we were wondering if you..."
 '''[[Lisa]]''': "Yes?"
-'''Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer''': "Lisa Simpson…"
+'''Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer''': "Lisa Simpson..."
 '''Lisa''': "Yes?"
-'''Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer''': "Would do us the honor…"
+'''Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer''': "Would do us the honor..."
 '''Lisa''': "Yes!"
-'''Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer''': "Of sitting in…" ''[Lisa gasps]'' "that chair in the audience. We wanna jam with your brother."
+'''Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer''': "Of sitting in..." ''[Lisa gasps]'' "that chair in the audience. We wanna jam with your brother."
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 '''Lisa''': "All I wanted was to save those animals while Bart became a drummer, but I never thought the two stories would intersect!"
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 '''Bart''': "Yes! Of course."
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-'''Bart''': "My arm! It hurts where the tiger’s biting it!"
+'''Bart''': "My arm! It hurts where the tiger's biting it!"
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-{{TabQ|gags=yes}}
+{{TabQ}}
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 '''Lisa''': "It's jazz! Jazz! You don't even know the name of the thing you're stealing from me!"
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-'''[[Jazzy Goodtime's Waiter]]''': "What it is, hip cats? Would you like me to scat-sing the menu?"
+'''[[Jazzy Goodtime's waiter]]''': "What it is, hip cats? Would you like me to scat-sing the menu?"
 '''Bart''': "Hell, no."
-'''Jazzy Goodtimes Waiter''': "Oh, god bless you, sir!"
+'''Jazzy Goodtimes waiter''': "Oh, god bless you, sir!"
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 '''Bart''': "So how did Malt Liquor Mommy die?"

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-(Bart practices his new drum set all over town and accidentally crashes into the band White Stripes.)
+''[Bart practices his new drum set all over town and accidentally crashes into the band White Stripes.]''
-'''Jack White''': Hey, kid, why don't you watch where you're drumming?!
+'''{{ch|Jack White}}''': "Hey, kid, why don't you watch where you're drumming!"
-'''Bart''': Sorry, White Stripes. No hard feelings?
+'''[[Bart]]''': "Sorry, White Stripes. No hard feelings?"
-(Meg and Jack White look at each other.)
+''[Meg and Jack White look at each other.]''
-'''Meg White''': Let's kick his ass!
+'''{{ch|Meg White}}''': "Let's kick his ass!"
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-'''Homer''': Boy, get dressed! You’re going to a jazz brunch as punishment for all the racket you’re making.
+'''[[Homer]]''': "Boy, get dressed! You’re going to a jazz brunch as punishment for all the racket you’re making."
-'''Bart''': I thought you wanted me to drum?
+'''Bart''': "I thought you wanted me to drum?"
-'''Homer''': Hmph. I’m sending you mixed messages. Now get the hell out of here! (slams door then opens it again) I love you so much. Damn you!
+'''Homer''': "Hmph. I’m sending you mixed messages. Now get the hell out of here!" ''[slams door then opens it again]'' "I love you so much. Damn you!"
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-'''Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer''': We were about to play a quick set and we were wondering if you…
+'''[[Defonzo Palmer]]''': "We were about to play a quick set and we were wondering if you…"
-'''Lisa''': Yes?
+'''[[Lisa]]''': "Yes?"
-'''Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer''': Lisa Simpson…
+'''Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer''': "Lisa Simpson…"
-'''Lisa''': Yes?
+'''Lisa''': "Yes?"
-'''Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer''': Would do us the honor…
+'''Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer''': "Would do us the honor…"
-'''Lisa''': Yes!
+'''Lisa''': "Yes!"
-'''Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer''': Of sitting in…(Lisa gasps) that chair in the audience. We wanna jam with your brother.
+'''Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer''': "Of sitting in…" ''[Lisa gasps]'' "that chair in the audience. We wanna jam with your brother."
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-'''Lisa''': All I wanted was to save those animals while Bart became a drummer, but I never thought the two stories would intersect!
+'''Lisa''': "All I wanted was to save those animals while Bart became a drummer, but I never thought the two stories would intersect!"
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-'''Bart''': I need you to teach me all about the world of juzz.
+'''Bart''': "I need you to teach me all about the world of juzz."
-'''Lisa''': It's jazz! Jazz! You don't even know the name of the thing you're stealing from me!
+'''Lisa''': "It's jazz! Jazz! You don't even know the name of the thing you're stealing from me!"
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-'''Jazzy Goodtimes Waiter''': What it is, hip cats? Would you like me to scat-sing the menu?
+'''[[Jazzy Goodtime's Waiter]]''': "What it is, hip cats? Would you like me to scat-sing the menu?"
-'''Bart''': Hell, no.
+'''Bart''': "Hell, no."
-'''Jazzy Goodtimes Waiter''': Oh, god bless you, sir!
+'''Jazzy Goodtimes Waiter''': "Oh, god bless you, sir!"
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-'''Bart''': So how did Malt Liquor Mommy die?
+'''Bart''': "So how did Malt Liquor Mommy die?"
-'''Marge''': Stop calling her that!
+'''[[Marge]]''': "Stop calling her that!"
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 (Marge is stressed about the possible doom of Lisa's animals.)
-'''Bart''': Oh, this benfit concert is gonna be Scooby Dooby!
+'''Bart''': "Oh, this benfit concert is gonna be Scooby Dooby!"
-'''Marge''': I'm very happy for you, Bart. (Sighs)
+'''Marge''': "I'm very happy for you, Bart." ''[Sighs]''
-'''Bart''': Why are you sad? Thinkin' about your marriage?
+'''Bart''': "Why are you sad? Thinkin' about your marriage?"
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-(The dog Lisa didn't pick at the Animal Shelter comes back to haunt her in her sleep.)
+''[The dog Lisa didn't pick at the Animal Shelter comes back to haunt her in her sleep.]''
-'''Dog Spirit''': Lisa Simpson, you've doomed me.
+'''Dog Spirit''': "Lisa Simpson, you've doomed me."
-'''Lisa''': Me? How?
+'''Lisa''': "Me? How?"
-'''Dog Spirit''': By choosing the cuter puppy. You picked looks over personality, youth over experience, no history of rabies over unknown rabies status. And now I'm going to die!
+'''Dog Spirit''': "By choosing the cuter puppy. You picked looks over personality, youth over experience, no history of rabies over unknown rabies status. And now I'm going to die!"
-'''Lisa''': I never wanted that to happen!
+'''Lisa''': "I never wanted that to happen!"
-'''Dog Spirit''': You suuuck, You suuuck!
+'''Dog Spirit''': "You suuuck, You suuuck!"
-(The Dog Spirit scratches on Lisa's door to get out and Lisa opens it.)
+''[The Dog Spirit scratches on Lisa's door to get out and Lisa opens it.]''
-'''Dog Spirit''': Ah, thanks, sweetie. You suuuck!
+'''Dog Spirit''': "Ah, thanks, sweetie. You suuuck!"
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-'''Child Psychiatrist''': First, let me assure you that Bart's antics are perfectly normal for a seven-year-old.
+'''[[Dr. Brentano]]''': "First, let me assure you that Bart's antics are perfectly normal for a seven-year-old."
-'''Marge''': Actually, he's ten.
+'''Marge''': "Actually, he's ten."
-'''Child Psychiatrist''': Oh, dear. Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear.
+'''Dr. Brentano''': "Oh, dear. Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear."
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-(Lisa spots Bart and his Blues muscian friends hanging out in the attic.)
+''[Lisa spots Bart and his Blues muscian friends hanging out in the attic.]''
-'''Lisa''': Bart! What are you doing here?
+'''Lisa''': "Bart! What are you doing here?"
-'''Bart''': Uh, (stammers) not smoking reefer.
+'''Bart''': "Uh," ''[stammers]'' "not smoking reefer."
-'''Blues Musician''': Uh, that's right. We—we all not smokin' reefer.
+'''Blues Musician''': "Uh, that's right. We—we all not smokin' reefer."
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-(Lisa picks out a dog at the Animal Shelter.)
+''[Lisa picks out a dog at the Animal Shelter.]''
-'''Lisa''': Okay, this little guy's comin' home with me. (Pets the dog) Ooh! Who's going to get neutered tomorrow? You are! Oh, yes you are!
+'''Lisa''': "Okay, this little guy's comin' home with me. (Pets the dog) Ooh! Who's going to get neutered tomorrow? You are! Oh, yes you are!"
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-(Marge takes away Bart's laser pointer.)
+''[Marge takes away Bart's laser pointer.]''
-'''Marge''': Bart! Do you want to leave the funeral early? Do you?
+'''Marge''': "Bart! Do you want to leave the funeral early? Do you?"
-'''Bart''': Yes! Of course.
+'''Bart''': "Yes! Of course."
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-'''Bart''': My arm! It hurts where the tiger’s biting it!
+'''Bart''': "My arm! It hurts where the tiger’s biting it!"
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