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|episode=Jaws Wired Shut
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(When the donkey gets tired)
:'''Homer: Ahh, looks like I needs some fuel for me mule, some gas for me ass.
----
(At the demolition derby)
:'''Marge''': Catch ya later, radiator! Oh my God. I hit someone... then I taunted him. I've never felt so alive!
----
(From the set of Afternoon Yak.)
:'''Barbara Walters-Type''': Marge, what was Homer like before he broke his jaw?
:'''Marge''': Well, he would eat all the time. We'd be making love and he'd have a mouthful of Hershey's Miniatures.
:'''Homer''': (Shamefully) Krackle was my favorite.
----
:'''Grampa''': Three wars back, we called sauerkraut "Liberty Cabbage." And we called Liberty Cabbage "Super Slaw." And back then a suitcase was known as a "Swedish Lunchbox." 'Course nobody knew that but me... anyway, "long story short" is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling.
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:'''Marge''': A formal! The one place you can wear a tiara and not look crazy.
----
:'''Marge''': (to Homer) I am not making you another sparerib smoothie! Most people with their jaws wired shut lose weight!
----
(At the Gay Pride Parade Homer notices the men on the "Fab Abs" float.)
:'''Homer''': Oh, look at those abs! Everyone here has a six-pack and I'm the only one with a keg.

{{Season 13 Q}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Sweets and Sour Marge|Half-Decent Proposal}}
-:''[When the donkey gets tired]''
+:''[When the donkey gets tired.]''
-:'''Homer: '''Ahh, looks like I needs some fuel for me mule, some gas for me ass.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Ahh, looks like I needs some fuel for me mule, some gas for me ass.
 ----
-:''[At the demolition derby]''
+:''[At the demolition derby.]''
-{{qf|Marge}} Catch ya later, radiator! Oh my God. I hit someone... then I taunted him. I've never felt so alive!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Catch ya later, radiator! Oh my God. I hit someone... then I taunted him. I've never felt so alive!
 ----
 :''[From the set of Afternoon Yak.]''
 {{qf|Barbara Walters-Type}} Marge, what was Homer like before he broke his jaw?
 {{qf|Marge}} Well, he would eat all the time. We'd be making love and he'd have a mouthful of Hershey's Miniatures.
-{{qf|Homer}} (Shamefully) Krackle was my favorite.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[hamefully]'' Krackle was my favorite.
 ----
-{{qf|Grampa}} Three wars back, we called sauerkraut "Liberty Cabbage." And we called Liberty Cabbage "Super Slaw." And back then a suitcase was known as a "Swedish Lunchbox." 'Course nobody knew that but me... anyway, "long story short" is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling.
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Three wars back, we called sauerkraut "Liberty Cabbage". And we called Liberty Cabbage "Super Slaw". And back then a suitcase was known as a "Swedish Lunchbox". 'Course nobody knew that but me... anyway, "long story short" is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling.
 ----
 {{qf|Marge}} A formal! The one place you can wear a tiara and not look crazy.
 ----
-{{qf|Marge}} (to Homer) I am not making you another sparerib smoothie! Most people with their jaws wired shut lose weight!
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[to Homer]'' I am not making you another sparerib smoothie! Most people with their jaws wired shut lose weight!
 ----
-:''[At the Gay Pride Parade Homer notices the men on the "Fab Abs" float.]''
+:''[At the [[Gay Pride Parade]] Homer notices the men on the "Fab Abs" float.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Oh, look at those abs! Everyone here has a six-pack and I'm the only one with a keg.
 {{Season 13|Q}}

@@ Line 2: / Line 2: @@
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Sweets and Sour Marge|Half-Decent Proposal}}
-:(When the donkey gets tired)
+:''[When the donkey gets tired]''
 :'''Homer: '''Ahh, looks like I needs some fuel for me mule, some gas for me ass.
 ----
-:(At the demolition derby)
+:''[At the demolition derby]''
-:'''Marge''': Catch ya later, radiator! Oh my God. I hit someone... then I taunted him. I've never felt so alive!
+{{qf|Marge}} Catch ya later, radiator! Oh my God. I hit someone... then I taunted him. I've never felt so alive!
 ----
-:(From the set of Afternoon Yak.)
+:''[From the set of Afternoon Yak.]''
-:'''Barbara Walters-Type''': Marge, what was Homer like before he broke his jaw?
+{{qf|Barbara Walters-Type}} Marge, what was Homer like before he broke his jaw?
-:'''Marge''': Well, he would eat all the time. We'd be making love and he'd have a mouthful of Hershey's Miniatures.
+{{qf|Marge}} Well, he would eat all the time. We'd be making love and he'd have a mouthful of Hershey's Miniatures.
-:'''Homer''': (Shamefully) Krackle was my favorite.
+{{qf|Homer}} (Shamefully) Krackle was my favorite.
 ----
-:'''Grampa''': Three wars back, we called sauerkraut "Liberty Cabbage." And we called Liberty Cabbage "Super Slaw." And back then a suitcase was known as a "Swedish Lunchbox." 'Course nobody knew that but me... anyway, "long story short" is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling.
+{{qf|Grampa}} Three wars back, we called sauerkraut "Liberty Cabbage." And we called Liberty Cabbage "Super Slaw." And back then a suitcase was known as a "Swedish Lunchbox." 'Course nobody knew that but me... anyway, "long story short" is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling.
 ----
-:'''Marge''': A formal! The one place you can wear a tiara and not look crazy.
+{{qf|Marge}} A formal! The one place you can wear a tiara and not look crazy.
 ----
-:'''Marge''': (to Homer) I am not making you another sparerib smoothie! Most people with their jaws wired shut lose weight!
+{{qf|Marge}} (to Homer) I am not making you another sparerib smoothie! Most people with their jaws wired shut lose weight!
 ----
-:(At the Gay Pride Parade Homer notices the men on the "Fab Abs" float.)
+:''[At the Gay Pride Parade Homer notices the men on the "Fab Abs" float.]''
-:'''Homer''': Oh, look at those abs! Everyone here has a six-pack and I'm the only one with a keg.
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, look at those abs! Everyone here has a six-pack and I'm the only one with a keg.
 {{Season 13|Q}}

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-{{TabQ
+{{TabQ}}
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Sweets and Sour Marge|Half-Decent Proposal}}
 :(When the donkey gets tired)
 :'''Homer: '''Ahh, looks like I needs some fuel for me mule, some gas for me ass.
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 :'''Homer''': Oh, look at those abs! Everyone here has a six-pack and I'm the only one with a keg.
-{{Season 13 Q}}
+{{Season 13|Q}}

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 :(When the donkey gets tired)
 :'''Homer: '''Ahh, looks like I needs some fuel for me mule, some gas for me ass.