Itchy & Scratchy Live!/Quotes - Revision history

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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' So you think watching cartoons is more important than learning the Dewey decimal system?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Is there any way to answer that question that won't get me a month's detention?
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Let me tell you one thing, Bart! No one ever got anything out of watching cartoons!
:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' Hey, everyone! Krusty is out front offering a big prize to whoever knows that most about Itchy and Scratchy!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' No, children! Come back! What about your library skills?
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:'''[[Krusty]]:''' In the episode "Law and Odor", what was Scratchy eaten by while serving jury duty?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' The skunk judge... Judge Doody!
:'''[[Krusty]]:''' How many time has Itchy married Scratchy?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Twelve, but six were annulled.
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' It's a dream come true! Bart Simpson is finally going to be a cartoon character!
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:'''[[Scratchy]]:''' People of Springfield, welcome to "Itchy and Scratchy Live!" You wouldn't come to see Gilbert and Sullivan, but you'll come to this! For shame! Still... like the cartoons, it will only take two minutes of your time, and I promise... you'll never forget it!
:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Wait! I never set this up! Someone was pretending to be me! Now cut me in for a piece of the action, or I'll shit this down!
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:'''[[Scratchy]]:''' And now sit back, relax, and enjoy the greatest show on Earth...
:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]:''' The Death of Bart Simpson! Ha ha ha!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Sideshow Bob!
:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]:''' Let's begin! Act one, scene one! Bart is chased by an axe-wielding maniac!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Aaaaaah!

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-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' So you think watching cartoons is more important than learning the Dewey decimal system?
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} So you think watching cartoons is more important than learning the Dewey decimal system?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Is there any way to answer that question that won't get me a month's detention?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Is there any way to answer that question that won't get me a month's detention?
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Let me tell you one thing, Bart! No one ever got anything out of watching cartoons!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Let me tell you one thing, Bart! No one ever got anything out of watching cartoons!
-:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' Hey, everyone! Krusty is out front offering a big prize to whoever knows that most about Itchy and Scratchy!
+{{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Hey, everyone! Krusty is out front offering a big prize to whoever knows that most about Itchy and Scratchy!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' No, children! Come back! What about your library skills?
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} No, children! Come back! What about your library skills?
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-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' In the episode "Law and Odor", what was Scratchy eaten by while serving jury duty?
+{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} In the episode "Law and Odor", what was Scratchy eaten by while serving jury duty?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' The skunk judge... Judge Doody!
+{{qf|Bart}} The skunk judge... Judge Doody!
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' How many time has Itchy married Scratchy?
+{{qf|Krusty}} How many time has Itchy married Scratchy?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Twelve, but six were annulled.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Twelve, but six were annulled.
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' It's a dream come true! Bart Simpson is finally going to be a cartoon character!
+{{qf|Bart}} It's a dream come true! Bart Simpson is finally going to be a cartoon character!
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-:'''[[Scratchy]]:''' People of Springfield, welcome to "Itchy and Scratchy Live!" You wouldn't come to see Gilbert and Sullivan, but you'll come to this! For shame! Still... like the cartoons, it will only take two minutes of your time, and I promise... you'll never forget it!
+{{qf|[[Scratchy]]}} People of Springfield, welcome to "Itchy and Scratchy Live!" You wouldn't come to see Gilbert and Sullivan, but you'll come to this! For shame! Still... like the cartoons, it will only take two minutes of your time, and I promise... you'll never forget it!
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Wait! I never set this up! Someone was pretending to be me! Now cut me in for a piece of the action, or I'll shut this down!
+{{qf|Krusty}} Wait! I never set this up! Someone was pretending to be me! Now cut me in for a piece of the action, or I'll shut this down!
 ----
-:'''[[Scratchy]]:''' And now sit back, relax, and enjoy the greatest show on Earth...
+{{qf|Scratchy}} And now sit back, relax, and enjoy the greatest show on Earth...
-:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]:''' The Death of Bart Simpson! Ha ha ha!
+{{qf|[[Sideshow Bob]]}} The Death of Bart Simpson! Ha ha ha!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Sideshow Bob!
+{{qf|Bart}} Sideshow Bob!
-:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]:''' Let's begin! Act one, scene one! Bart is chased by an axe-wielding maniac!
+{{qf|Sideshow Bob}} Let's begin! Act one, scene one! Bart is chased by an axe-wielding maniac!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Aaaaaah!
+{{qf|Bart}} Aaaaaah!

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