Itchy & Scratchy Land/Quotes - Revision history

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Mythigator at 01:17, September 12, 2022

2022-09-12T01:17:06Z

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SolarBot: /* top */replaced: T.G.I. McScrathy's Goodtime Foodrinkery → T.G.I. McScratchy's Goodtime Foodrinkery

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Loco87 at 16:55, May 28, 2018

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Solar Dragon at 18:47, May 27, 2018

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Wile e2005 at 02:35, April 9, 2018

2018-04-09T02:35:31Z

@@ Line 79: / Line 79: @@
 {{qf|Marge}} Are you two bonkers? We almost got killed! Not to mention all the embarrassment I suffered.
 {{qf|Lisa}} But Mom, it's exactly what you wanted in a vacation. It brought us together as a family. We got a lot of good exercise outdoors and we have so many memories.
-{{qf|Marge}} ''[after a moment's thought]'' You know, you're right.  This truly ''was'' the best vacation ever.  Now let us never speak of it again.
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[after a moment's thought]'' You know, you're right. This truly ''was'' the best vacation ever. Now let us never speak of it again.
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 {{qf|[[Roger Meyers, Jr.]]}} As Roger Meyers Jr., the owner of the park, I'd like to thank you for stopping the killer robots. And to show my appreciation, here are two free passes.

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 {{qf|Homer}} Back you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation but me. And maybe the boy.
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 {{qf|[[Roger Meyers, Jr.]]}} As Roger Meyers Jr., the owner of the park, I'd like to thank you for stopping the killer robots. And to show my appreciation, here are two free passes.

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 {{qf|Marge}} I want all five T-shirts to say, "Best vacation ever."
-:'''Announcer:'' Attention, Marge Simpson. Your son has been arrested.
+{{qf|Announcer}} Attention, Marge Simpson. Your son has been arrested.
 {{qf|Woman}} I'd be terribly embarrassed if I were that boy's mother.
 {{qf|Announcer}} Attention, Marge Simpson. We've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.

@@ Line 12: / Line 12: @@
 :'''Bart:''' That's right, dead serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy Land.
 :'''Lisa:''' You know, Itchy and Scratchy Land isn't just for kids. They have a place called [[Parents' Island]].
-:'''Marge:''' Hmm?
+:'''[[Marge]]:''' Hmm?
 :'''Lisa:''' Yeah. "Dancing, bowling, fashionable shops, over one hundred bars and saloons, and a world class chemical dependency center."
 :'''Homer:''' TV Town! Hammock Land!
@@ Line 40: / Line 40: @@
 :'''Bart:''' Look at all this great stuff, Lis. Cool, personalized plates. Barclay, Barry, Bert, Bort?! Aw, c'mon, Bort?
 :'''{{ap|Bort|boy}}:''' Mommy, mommy, buy me a license plate!
-:'''Mother:''' No. Come along, Bort.
+:'''[[Bort's mother|Mother]]:''' No. Come along, Bort.
 :'''{{ap|Bort|man}}:''' Are you talking to me?
 :'''Mother:''' No. My son is also named Bort.

@@ Line 50: / Line 50: @@
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 :'''Technician 1:''' Mop and bucket man to the exit of the "Nauseator."
-:'''Technician 2:''' We have another jumper on the roof of [[T.G.I. McScrathy's Goodtime Foodrinkery|T.G.I. McScrathy's]].
+:'''Technician 2:''' We have another jumper on the roof of [[T.G.I. McScratchy's Goodtime Foodrinkery|T.G.I. McScrathy's]].
 :'''Technician 3:''' We need more "Bort" license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of "Bort" license plates.
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 :'''Lisa:''' Who are all these characters?
-:'''Bart:''' Well you're probably too young to remember the short-lived ''Itchy & Scratchy and Friends Hour''. They had to come up with some friends. There's [[Disgruntled Goat]], [[Uncle Ant]], [[Ku Klux Clam]]...
+:'''Bart:''' Well you're probably too young to remember the short-lived ''Itchy & Scratchy and Friends Hour''. They had to come up with some friends. There's [[Disgruntled Goat]], [[Uncle Ant]], [[Klu Klux Clam]]...
 :'''Lisa:''' Oh yeah. They weren't very funny.
 :'''Bart:''' I don't know, Disgruntled Goat had his moments.

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-'''Marge '''''(sleepily)'': Homer, maybe we ought to stop.
+'''Marge '''''(sleepily)'': We'd better find a motel and stop for the night.
-'''Homer '''''(drowsy)'': I...am...not...tired.
+'''Homer '''''(drowsy)'': We don't need to do that, Marge. I'm not tired. I'm not tired at all...
 ''(A car crashes. Bart is looking outside of a motel window and sees it is a car of the same make, model, and color as the Simpson family car)''
-'''Bart''': Boy, I am so glad that was not us. Thanks for finding this motel for us, Dad.
+'''Bart''': Whew! Glad that wasn't us.
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@@ Line 17: / Line 17: @@
 ''(Marge hears from this and feels embarassed)''
 '''Announcer''':''' '''Attention, Marge Simpson, we have also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.
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-'''Marge''': Can't we go anywhere without this family being associated with trouble? I am disgusted with the both of you!
+'''Marge''': I have nothing to say to you.
 '''Homer''': But Marge, I was a political prisoner!
-'''Marge''': For kicking a costumed mouse in the rear?
+'''Marge''': How were you a political prisoner?
-'''Homer''': Must I explain everything to you?
+'''Homer''': I kicked a giant mouse in the butt! Do I have to draw ya a diagram?
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@@ Line 42: / Line 43: @@
 Lisa: Oh yeah. They weren't very funny.
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 PA Announcer #1: Mop and bucket man to the exit of the Nauseator. Mop and bucket man to the exit of the Nauseator.
@@ Line 129: / Line 132: @@
 Marge: It's cute, but I'm sure it's very sharp and probably dirty.
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-Homer: It is 70's! Right down to the smallest detail.
+Homer: It is the 70's! Right down to the smallest detail.
 Marge: Hey...the bartender even looks like John Travolta.
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 Bart: Look at all this great stuff, Lis! [finds a vanity license plate rack] Cool...personalized plates! "Barclay"..."Barry"..."Bert"...
 "Bort"? Aw, come on. "Bort"?
 Child: Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate.
 Mother: No. Come along, Bort.
 Man: Are you talking to me?
-Mother: No, my son is also named Bort.
+Mother: No, my son is ''also'' named Bort.
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-Bandleader: Welcome to T. G. I. McScratchy's where it's constantly New Year's Eve. Here we go again! Three, two, one!
+Bandleader: Welcome to T. G. I. McScratchy's where it's constantly New Year's Eve. Here we go again! Three, two, one! [starts playing violin]
-Everyone: Happy new year! ["Auld Lang Syne" starts up]
+Everyone: Happy new year! [the band plays "Auld Lang Syne" as confetti falls and the patrons dance]
 [a waiter walks up with champagne glasses]