Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie/Quotes - Revision history

Solar Dragon: Reverted edits by Dfdsfasdgadsgasdasdg (talk) to last revision by Snowball II

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Reverted edits by Dfdsfasdgadsgasdasdg (talk) to last revision by Snowball II

Dfdsfasdgadsgasdasdg: Replaced content with "{{TabQ}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Treehouse of Horror III|Marge Gets a Job}} NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {{Season 4|Q}}"

2025-01-04T17:22:14Z

Replaced content with "{{TabQ}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Treehouse of Horror III|Marge Gets a Job}} NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {{Season 4|Q}}"

Snowball II at 06:17, January 24, 2024

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HomerGriffin at 14:02, November 14, 2021

2021-11-14T14:02:05Z

2F13: formatting

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Abbot: Bot: changing parenthesis to bracket, formatting, applying template Qf, deleting empty lines (code: quotes)

2018-11-12T12:10:04Z

Bot: changing parenthesis to bracket, formatting, applying template Qf, deleting empty lines (code: quotes)

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Liamxtinafan at 04:47, July 5, 2014

2014-07-05T04:47:30Z

SolarBot: Bot: Removing from Category:Quotes

2012-08-27T20:34:54Z

Bot: Removing from Category:Quotes

SolarBot at 18:50, August 27, 2012

2012-08-27T18:50:27Z

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 {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Aw, isn't that cute, a baby driving a car. Oh, look there's a dog driving a bus!
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-{{qf|Lisa}} ''[about Bart]'' He has the demented melancholy of a Tennessee Williams heroine!
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[about Bart]'' He has the demented melancholy of a [[Tennessee Williams]] heroine!
 {{qf|Homer}} Don't you think I know that?
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 {{qf|[[Ms. Hoover]]}} You must have read to her at a young age.
-{{qf|Homer}} I did! I did read to her! ''[flashback to Homer reading to baby Lisa]'' 8:00, Happy Days. The Fonz, Henry Winkler, is worried he's losing his cool.
+{{qf|Homer}} I did! I did read to her! ''[flashback to Homer reading to baby Lisa]'' 8:00, ''Happy Days''. The Fonz, Henry Winkler, is worried he's losing his cool.
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 {{qf|Homer}} Well, I've always been a firm believer in the three R's: Reading TV Guide, um... Writing to TV Guide, um... and Renewing TV Guide.
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 {{qf|Homer}} "My child is on the honor roll at Springfield Elementary." You know, I thought I'd never find a replacement for my "Where's the Beef?" bumper sticker.
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-{{qf|Bart}} Boy, time really flies when you're reading... [sees what he's holding the Bible!? Ewww....
+{{qf|Bart}} Boy, time really flies when you're reading... ''[sees what he's holding]'' the Bible!? Ewww....
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 {{qf|[[Ms. Krabappel]]}} I believe that with persistent discipline, even the poorest student can end up becoming, oh, say, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
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 {{qf|Homer}} If you don't start making more sense, we're going to have to put you in a home.
 {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} You already put me in a home.
-{{qf|Homer}} Then we'll put you in the crooked home we saw on 60 Minutes!
+{{qf|Homer}} Then we'll put you in the crooked home we saw on ''60 Minutes''.
 {{qf|Grampa}} ''[meekly]'' I'll be good.
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 {{qf|Bart}} Yeah.
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-:''[Grandpa sneaks into Jasper's bedroom and steals his teeth.]''
+:''[Grampa sneaks into Jasper's bedroom and steals his teeth.]''
-{{qf|[[Jasper]]}} ''[Points gun at Grandpa]'' Well, well, well, if it isn't the tooth fairy.
+{{qf|[[Jasper]]}} ''[Points gun at Grampa]'' Well, well, well, if it isn't the tooth fairy.
 {{Season 4|Q}}

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 {{qf|Bart}} Yeah.
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-{{qf|Grandpa}} ''[Sneaks into Jasper's bedroom and steals his teeth]''
+:''[Grandpa sneaks into Jasper's bedroom and steals his teeth.]''
 {{qf|[[Jasper]]}} ''[Points gun at Grandpa]'' Well, well, well, if it isn't the tooth fairy.
 {{Season 4|Q}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Treehouse of Horror III|Marge Gets a Job}}
-'''Marge''': Now be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting. We'll bring back dinner.
+'''[[Marge]]''': Now be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting. We'll bring back dinner.
-'''Lisa''': What are we gonna have?
+'''[[Lisa]]''': What are we gonna have?
-'''Homer''': Well, that depends on what your teachers say. If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh... let's see... poison.
+'''[[Homer]]''': Well, that depends on what your teachers say. If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh... let's see... poison.
 '''Lisa''': What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?
-'''Bart''': Poison pizza.
+'''[[Bart]]''': Poison pizza.
 '''Homer''': Oh, no! I'm not making two stops!
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-'''Mrs. Krabappel''': Bart has been guilty of the following atrocities: synthesizing a laxative from peas and carrots, replacing my birth control with Tic Tacs...
+'''[[Mrs. Krabappel]]''': Bart has been guilty of the following atrocities: synthesizing a laxative from peas and carrots, replacing my birth control with Tic Tacs...
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-'''Ms. Hoover''': You must have read to her at a young age.
+'''[[Ms. Hoover]]''': You must have read to her at a young age.
-'''Homer''': I did! I did read to her! (flashback to Homer reading to baby Lisa) 8:00, Happy Days. The Fonz, Henry Winkler, is worried he's losing his cool.
+'''Homer''': I did! I did read to her! ''(flashback to Homer reading to baby Lisa)'' 8:00, Happy Days. The Fonz, Henry Winkler, is worried he's losing his cool.
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-'''Homer''': Well, I've always been a firm believer in the three R's: Reading TV Guide, um...Writing to TV Guide, um...and Renewing TV Guide.
+'''Homer''': Well, I've always been a firm believer in the three R's: Reading TV Guide, um... Writing to TV Guide, um... and Renewing TV Guide.
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 '''Homer''': "My child is on the honor roll at Springfield Elementary." You know, I thought I'd never find a replacement for my "Where's the Beef?" bumper sticker.
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 '''Bart''': Boy, time really flies when you're reading... [sees what he's holding the Bible!? Ewww....
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-'''Ms. Krabappel''': I believe that with persistent discipline, even the poorest student can end up becoming, oh, say, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
+'''[[Ms. Krabappel]]''': I believe that with persistent discipline, even the poorest student can end up becoming, oh, say, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
 '''Homer''': Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. What great men he would join: John Marshall, Charles Evans Hughes, Warren Berger... Mmmmmmm... Berger...
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 '''Homer''': If you don't start making more sense, we're going to have to put you in a home.
-'''Grampa''': You already put me in a home.
+'''[[Grampa]]''': You already put me in a home.
 '''Homer''': Then we'll put you in the crooked home we saw on 60 Minutes!
-'''Grampa''': [meekly] I'll be good.
+'''Grampa''': ''[meekly]'' I'll be good.
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-'''Homer''': (to Bart) Young man, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, then he gets to break yours.
+'''Homer''': ''(to Bart)'' Young man, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, then he gets to break yours.
 '''Grampa''': Aw, this is gonna be sweet.
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 '''Bart''': Dad, you could punish me, but that means you have to think of a punishment, sit here and make sure I do it...
-'''Homer''': [whining] Aw...
+'''Homer''': ''[whining]'' Aw...
 '''Bart''': Or... you could let me go play with Milhouse, while you spend the afternoon watching unpredictable Mexican sitcoms.
-[turns on the TV and "Bumble-Bee Man" is on]
+''[turns on the TV and "Bumble-Bee Man" is on]''
 '''Homer''': Hee hee hee. Run along, you little scamp.
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-'''Homer''' [to Bart]: I said I'm gonna punish you and come hell or high water I.. wait a minute. [hears ice cream truck] Ice cream truck! Me, me, I was here first!
+'''Homer''' ''[to Bart]'': I said I'm gonna punish you and come hell or high water I.. wait a minute. ''[hears ice cream truck]'' Ice cream truck! Me, me, I was here first!
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 '''Homer''': Someday you'll thank me for this, son.
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 '''Homer''': Now who's being naive?
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-'''Kent Brockman''': Tonight on "Eye on Springfield", we meet a man who's been hiccupping for 45 years!
+'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': Tonight on "Eye on Springfield", we meet a man who's been hiccupping for 45 years!
-'''Man''': [hic!] Kill me! [hic!] Kill me!
+'''Man''': ''[hic!]'' Kill me! ''[hic!]'' Kill me!
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-'''Kent Brockman''': Let's take a look back at the year 1928. A year when you might have seen Al Capone dancing the Charleston on top of a flagpole. It was also the year of the very virst Scratchy cartoon entitled "That Happy Cat." The film did very poorly, but the following year, Scratchy was teamed up with a psychotic young mouse named Itchy and cartoon history was made.
+'''Kent Brockman''': Let's take a look back at the year 1928. A year when you might have seen Al Capone dancing the Charleston on top of a flagpole. It was also the year of the very first Scratchy cartoon entitled "That Happy Cat." The film did very poorly, but the following year, Scratchy was teamed up with a psychotic young mouse named Itchy and cartoon history was made.
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 '''Homer''': Bart, didn't I ask you to watch Maggie?
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 '''Snake''' [running off with a VCR]: Oh, no! Beta!
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-'''Chief Wiggum''': Aw, isn't that cute, a baby driving a car. Oh, look there's a dog driving a bus!
+'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': Aw, isn't that cute, a baby driving a car. Oh, look there's a dog driving a bus!
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-'''Lisa''' [about Bart]: He has the demented melancholy of a Tennessee Williams heroine!
+'''Lisa:''' ''[about Bart]'' He has the demented melancholy of a Tennessee Williams heroine!
 '''Homer''': Don't you think I know that?
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 '''Homer''': Oh. That guy.
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-'''Milhouse''': I've seen the Itchy and Scratchy Movie 13 times.
+'''[[Milhouse]]''': I've seen the Itchy and Scratchy Movie 13 times.
-'''Nelson''': I've seen it 17 times!
+'''[[Nelson]]''': I've seen it 17 times!
 '''Bart''': You must be getting pretty tired of that movie by now, huh?
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 '''Homer''': Dad, you and your stories. "Bart broke my teeth", "The nurses are stealing my money", "This thing on my neck is getting bigger."
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-'''Bart''' [in the future, seeing the "Itchy & Scratchy" movie with an elderly Homer]: One senior citizen and one Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
+'''Bart:''' ''[in the future, seeing the "Itchy & Scratchy" movie with an elderly Homer]'' One senior citizen and one Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
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 '''Homer''': Mmm... Soylent Green.
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 '''Bart''': Yeah.
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-'''Grandpa''' [Sneaks into Jasper's bedroom and steals his teeth]
+'''Grandpa:''' ''[Sneaks into Jasper's bedroom and steals his teeth]''
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 '''Bart''': Yeah.
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