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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} So anyway, what I brought you all out here to tell you was, I bought a giant used magnet from the auto wreckers!
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Should I even ask why?
{{qf|Homer}} I thought you could turn it on when work was over. It'd pull the car home! Think of what we'd save on gas! Plus, I could sleep in the car!
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, while I admire the eco-friendly part of that idea, what about all the other cars?
{{qf|Homer}} What other cars? Oh! Those other cars!
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{{qf|[[Disco Stu]]}} Homer Simpson, you've killed Disco Stu!
{{qf|[[Judge Snyder]]}} Mr. Stu, you're standing right in front of me.
{{qf|Disco Stu}} But Disco Stu has lost the will to live, your honor.
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{{qf|Disco Stu}} I can't be Hip Hop Stu! I'm too groovy to change!
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{{qf|[[Lisa the Frog]]}} Has anyone seen tonight's special guest?
{{qf|Muppet}} Um... did he taste anything like {{Ch|Elton John}}?
{{qf|Lisa the Frog}} You are our guest?
{{qf|Muppet}} Yeah, and he's really crocodile-rocking my lower intestine!
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{{qf|Lisa the Frog}} Krusty the Bear? Where have you been for the last four months?
{{qf|[[Krusty the Bear]]}} Hibernating until the heat was off. I lost a bundle on the Fraggle Races and have some big gambling debts with [[Bert]] and {{ap|Ernie|Muppet}}.
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{{qf|Homer}} For the last time, we're not building the house of straw. That's just asking for a big bad wolf attack!
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{{qf|[[Father Flanders]]}} Howdy, pioneer-orinos! I'm Father Flanders! Is there's anything I can do for you, don't hesitate to ask!
{{qf|Homer}} Will you give us your house?
{{qf|Father Flanders}} Well, er... um...
{{qf|Homer}} Come on, W.W.J.D.?
{{qf|Father Flanders}} I suppose I could live in that tree.
{{qf|Homer}} Woo-hoo! Free house! Only in America!
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Hey, new girl! Need a tutor? American History is my best subject because there isn't much of it yet!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} And the last name on the roll call! Nellie Oleson!
{{qf|[[Nellie Oleson]]}} Just shorten it to Nel-Son!

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+{{qf|[[Krusty the Bear]]}} Hibernating until the heat was off. I lost a bundle on the Fraggle Races and have some big gambling debts with {{ap|Bert|Muppet}} and {{ap|Ernie|Muppet}}.
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 {{qf|Homer}} For the last time, we're not building the house of straw. That's just asking for a big bad wolf attack!

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