It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed - Revision history

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Monorail}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Hippie]]
|optional = {{Ch|Matt Groening}}
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Monorail}} content update. It requires the [[Hippie]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on the Hippie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Hippie Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|All this recycling going on, yet the profits are still going right into the "man's" pockets!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|What do you mean? We're recycling. There are no profits, and certainly no "man" that I know of.}}
{{Tapped Out Hippie Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Yeah, right. Whenever goods trade hands, there's a corporation involved that's making money.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Nope, no corporations involved. It's just people like you and me trying to make a difference.}}
{{Tapped Out Hippie Icon}}
{{TB|Really?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Hippie Start a Recycling Corporation|5 minutes|[[Uriah's Heap Recycling Center]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on the Hippie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|Sir, we've drawn up your articles of incorporation, in the state of [[Delaware]] of course.}}
{{Tapped Out Hippie Icon}}
{{TB|I've never been there, but of course. What are our earnings looking like?}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|Well, we've had to take on some debt with start up costs. But I project by year's end we can---}}
{{Tapped Out Hippie Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I don't want to know about year's end. Tell me about Q3!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Hippie Pour Over Projections|5 minutes|[[Uriah's Heap Recycling Center]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on the Hippie's exclamation mar:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|Congratulations sir, but with your business acumen, you've joined the three comma club.}}
{{Tapped Out Hippie Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|You mean I made a billion dollars?}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|No, but you've joined the group of elite who talk so stiltingly, that every sentence has, at the least, three commas in it.}}
{{Tapped Out Hippie Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Ohh, what's happened to me?! I went from being a young [[Steve Jobs]] to an old Steve Jobs!}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, you have, congratulations… uh, yes.}}
{{Tapped Out Hippie Icon}}
{{TB|I need to get back to my roots! And the other parts of my plants… you know, leaves and buds and such.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Hippie Get Back to His Roots|5 minutes|[[Uriah's Heap Recycling Center]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on the Hippie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Hippie Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I've managed to regain my balance, and learn a lot, thanks to my medicine.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Are you referring to medicinal marijuana?}}
{{Tapped Out Hippie Icon}}
{{TB|What? No, that stuff isn't really medicine. It's just a fun way to relax, and it makes crappy music tolerable.}}
{{Tapped Out Hippie Icon}}
{{TB|I was referring to antidepressants, anxiety pills and ADD meds. I didn't even know I had all those things, but apparently we all do.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|So what did you learn?}}
{{Tapped Out Hippie Icon}}
{{TB|That it's okay for a hippie to make money, as long as he's doing something that makes the world a better place.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Like recycling?}}
{{Tapped Out Hippie Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, or making phones that are really supercomputers…}}
{{Tapped Out Hippie Icon}}
{{TB|-or even to make countercultural cartoons that turn into mainstream media.}}
{{Tapped Out Hippie Icon}}
{{TB|The important thing is I'm not alone.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Hippie Hang Out with Other Corporate Hippies|4 hours|the [[Java Server]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>'''Note:''' If {{Ch|Matt Groening}} is owned, he takes part in the job too.|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Monorail}}

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 |name = It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed
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+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Hippie Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Monorail}}
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 |characters = [[Hippie]]
 |optional = {{Ch|Matt Groening}}
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 {{TB|Ohh, what's happened to me?! I went from being a young [[Steve Jobs]] to an old Steve Jobs!}}
 {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
-{{TB|Yes, you have, congratulations… uh, yes.}}
+{{TB|Yes, you have, congratulations... uh, yes.}}
 {{Tapped Out Hippie Icon}}
-{{TB|I need to get back to my roots! And the other parts of my plants… you know, leaves and buds and such.}}
+{{TB|I need to get back to my roots! And the other parts of my plants... you know, leaves and buds and such.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Hippie Get Back to His Roots|5 minutes|[[Uriah's Heap Recycling Center]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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 {{TB|Like recycling?}}
 {{Tapped Out Hippie Icon}}
-{{TB|Yeah, or making phones that are really supercomputers…}}
+{{TB|Yeah, or making phones that are really supercomputers...}}
 {{Tapped Out Hippie Icon}}
 {{TB|-or even to make countercultural cartoons that turn into mainstream media.}}

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 {{TB|The important thing is I'm not alone.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Hippie Hang Out with Other Corporate Hippies|4 hours|the [[Java Server]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>'''Note:''' If {{Ch|Matt Groening}} is owned, he takes part in the job too.|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Monorail}}