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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ}} {{EpisodePrevNextRef|Iron Marge|AE Bonny Romance}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} This isn&#039;t <a href="/wiki/Hawaii" title="Hawaii">Hawaii</a>. It&#039;s never Hawaii. It&#039;s just stupid America. ---- {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a>}} Now, ki...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextRef|Iron Marge|AE Bonny Romance}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} This isn't [[Hawaii]]. It's never Hawaii. It's just stupid America.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Now, kids, I know the forecast says it's triple-mitten weather, but the good news is, it's less than one week till turkey day.<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mom! Can we please not call it &quot;turkey day&quot;? You're celebrating the slaughter of a living thing.<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Lisa, you always slaughter the mood.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Welcome, nonunion workers. In an older era, they'd call you scabs. Now you're just friends without benefits.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Somebody should clean these up.<br /> {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} I nominate King Kamehameha.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I'm starting to think this king thing is just a trick to get me to do all the work.<br /> {{qf|Carl}} No, no. It's a very great honor, your gullibility.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Now to call {{Ch|Jeff Bezos}} and {{Ch|Elon Musk}} and reclaim my title of the world's most self-serving billionaire.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Power Plant notification}} Plant meltdown imminent. Please take this time to get right with your god. Now please put your name tag inside your mouth for the easy identification of your skull.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Watch it. I have pepper spray.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Mmm... Pepper spray.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Bart, do you know how many furious mobs the average family has to contend with?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Hmm, six?<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Zero. Zero!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} To take your minds off your troubles, I propose some kind of games. Either &quot;hunger&quot; or &quot;squid.&quot; With that in mind, tomorrow we will begin with everyone attempting to kill Milhouse.<br /> {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} I finally got picked first. Boo-yeah!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Dad, I'm really sad. What do I do?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I don't know. Go outside. Build a snowman.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} I can't bring another life into this awful world.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} ''[to Lisa]'' Go back to sleep, sweetie. Tomorrow's Sunday. You don't have to start your chores till 4:00 a.m.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Grampa}} But if you're an innocent idiot, instead of a guilty nitwit, how do we prove it?<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} By finding the person who was behind it. And there's only one man who it could be. The town villain.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} [[Luigi]]!<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} No! Burns!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mayor Quimby}} Montgomery Burns, we will give you the stiffest punishment any billionaire ever gets. A fine you can easily pay.<br /> <br /> {{Season 35|Q}}</div>

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