It's Just Swamp Gas - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 19:33, April 20, 2025

2025-04-20T19:33:32Z

SolarBot: /* Pt. 7 */ replaced: WooHoo → Woo Hoo

2025-03-11T12:28:46Z

‎Pt. 7: replaced: WooHoo → Woo Hoo

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2024-05-30T12:45:44Z

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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = It's Just Swamp Gas |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Stonecutters}} |requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}} |characters = Number 51 |..."

2024-05-30T12:37:09Z

Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = It's Just Swamp Gas |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Stonecutters}} |requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}} |characters = Number 51 |..."

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = It's Just Swamp Gas
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Stonecutters}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters = [[Number 51]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''It's Just Swamp Gas''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Stonecutters}} content update. It requires [[Number 51]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|Pulse rate normal in all three hearts. Skin clammy and deep green. Fingertip tentacles still sucky…}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|I appear unaffected by the nuclear blast that obliterated Springfield.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|Commencing celebration protocol. Imbibing fungal excrement commonly referred to as “beer.”}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Number 51 Drink Fungal Excrement|8 hours|the [[Stonecutter Lodge]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Hey there! Fellow beer lover, huh?}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, I find fungal excrement pleasant in taste and similar in color to human urine.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Now you're making ME thirsty!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|Sit with me and I will purchase your glass of drink for you.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You are the classiest friend I've ever had!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|So what's life like on Mars?}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|All Martians are expected to acquire new skills and knowledge in order to benefit the hivemind.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Wow. That sounds like a drag.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|On Earth we just have to watch enough TV so that we can have strong opinions about sports and celebrities.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|Well, as they say: When on the planet Romulus, it is mandatory to conform to Romulan customs.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Number 51 Watch Daytime TV|24 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|Tell me, how are you able to discern what is an advertisement and what is programmed entertainment?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|Here's all you have to know…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|A Boatload of Donuts is a great value and fun for the whole family!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|My heart lights are fading – I require sustenance!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Sustenants? Eh, I'm not really into ethnic foods. Let's grab a Krusty Burger. That'll light your heart right up!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Number 51 Consume Engineered “Meat” Product|60 minutes|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|This “burger” contains no organic matter whatsoever. It is mostly cow-flavored shredded plastic.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|That's right. Everybody SAYS they support recycling, but no one puts their money where their mouth is…. By which I mean, eat used plastic bottles.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Complain all you want – no refunds!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|You've misunderstood me, Clown. The twin aromas of floor cleaner and burnt hair remind me of Martian cuisine.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|My compliments to the gas cloud who prepares your foodstuffs.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|These Krusty Burgers have made me homesick. They have also given me cramps in two of my stomachs.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|I shall call my mothership and report on my marital status and whether or not I am wearing sunscreen.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Number 51 Phone Home|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, you are my friend and so it is with heavy heart that I tell you the mothership is coming to take me back to Mars.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|Also, they plan to enslave all of humankind.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Glassed Eye}}
{{TB|Great! ‘cept… I'm not listening ‘cause… TV is on…}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|Your apathy is troubling. However, you have given me an idea. Scooch over!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Number 51 Watch Old B-Movies|24 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|That movie made no sense! If water kills aliens why would they invade a planet that is 71% ocean?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ooh look, there's a sequel. Shall we watch it?}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|Nuke another bag of kettle corn and hand me a throw blanket, we are watching this bad boy!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|I have devised a plan to save your planet!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, good! I don't want to die or see my loved ones die.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|I shall edit footage from horror movies to convince the Martian War Council that Earth has already been conquered.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Really? That doesn't seem like a very good plan. Maybe I'll just hide behind my loved ones.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|I forgot to mention, I have mad editing skills.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh. Then we should be fine.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Number 51 Create Invasion “Documentary”|8 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Why are you working so hard to save the Human Race?}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|I have developed a deep affection for your flawed but noble species.}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|Also, I have a gift certificate for a spa day that I have not used yet. I do not want it to go to waste.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Number 51 Send Invasion “Documentary” to the Mothership|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Did your plan work?}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|They believed that the footage was of another alien race conquering this planet.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|WooHoo}}
{{TB|Woo hoo!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|However, that did not discourage them from wanting to conquer the earth themselves.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|D'oh}}
{{TB|D'oh!}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|But the romantic subplot between divorced federal agents who reignite their passion made the council think that humans would be too annoying to deal with.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 8 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
{{TB|To Earth, its wonderful peoples and heavenly hot stone massages!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Number 51 Drink Fungal Excrement|8 hours|the [[Stonecutter Lodge]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Number 51 Consume Engineered “Meat” Product|60 minutes|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Number 51 Watch TV|24 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|So is nobody going to say how strange it is that a Martian is just wandering around Springfield?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|We have leprechauns that poop money and run away if you tap them – nobody thinks that's weird.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I actually do… but I see your point.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Stonecutters}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = It's Just Swamp Gas
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Number 51 Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Stonecutters}}
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 |characters = [[Number 51]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 147: / Line 147: @@
 {{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
 {{TB|They believed that the footage was of another alien race conquering this planet.}}
-{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|WooHoo}}
+{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Woo Hoo}}
 {{TB|Woo hoo!}}
 {{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}

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 {{TH|After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
-{{TB|Pulse rate normal in all three hearts. Skin clammy and deep green. Fingertip tentacles still sucky…}}
+{{TB|Pulse rate normal in all three hearts. Skin clammy and deep green. Fingertip tentacles still sucky...}}
 {{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
 {{TB|I appear unaffected by the nuclear blast that obliterated Springfield.}}
 {{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
-{{TB|Commencing celebration protocol. Imbibing fungal excrement commonly referred to as “beer.”}}
+{{TB|Commencing celebration protocol. Imbibing fungal excrement commonly referred to as "beer."}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Number 51 Drink Fungal Excrement|8 hours|the [[Stonecutter Lodge]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
@@ Line 55: / Line 55: @@
 {{TB|Tell me, how are you able to discern what is an advertisement and what is programmed entertainment?}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
-{{TB|Here's all you have to know…}}
+{{TB|Here's all you have to know...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|A Boatload of Donuts is a great value and fun for the whole family!}}
@@ Line 68: / Line 68: @@
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|Sustenants? Eh, I'm not really into ethnic foods. Let's grab a Krusty Burger. That'll light your heart right up!}}
-{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Number 51 Consume Engineered “Meat” Product|60 minutes|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Number 51 Consume Engineered "Meat" Product|60 minutes|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
-{{TB|This “burger” contains no organic matter whatsoever. It is mostly cow-flavored shredded plastic.}}
+{{TB|This "burger" contains no organic matter whatsoever. It is mostly cow-flavored shredded plastic.}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
-{{TB|That's right. Everybody SAYS they support recycling, but no one puts their money where their mouth is…. By which I mean, eat used plastic bottles.}}
+{{TB|That's right. Everybody SAYS they support recycling, but no one puts their money where their mouth is.... By which I mean, eat used plastic bottles.}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 {{TB|Complain all you want – no refunds!}}
@@ Line 101: / Line 101: @@
 {{TB|Also, they plan to enslave all of humankind.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Glassed Eye}}
-{{TB|Great! ‘cept… I'm not listening ‘cause… TV is on…}}
+{{TB|Great! 'cept... I'm not listening 'cause... TV is on...}}
 {{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
 {{TB|Your apathy is troubling. However, you have given me an idea. Scooch over!}}
@@ Line 129: / Line 129: @@
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|Oh. Then we should be fine.}}
-{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Number 51 Create Invasion “Documentary”|8 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Number 51 Create Invasion "Documentary"|8 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 142: / Line 142: @@
 {{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
 {{TB|Also, I have a gift certificate for a spa day that I have not used yet. I do not want it to go to waste.}}
-{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Number 51 Send Invasion “Documentary” to the Mothership|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Number 51 Send Invasion "Documentary" to the Mothership|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|Did your plan work?}}
@@ Line 163: / Line 163: @@
 {{Tapped Out Number 51 Icon}}
 {{TB|To Earth, its wonderful peoples and heavenly hot stone massages!}}
-{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Number 51 Drink Fungal Excrement|8 hours|the [[Stonecutter Lodge]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Number 51 Consume Engineered “Meat” Product|60 minutes|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Number 51 Watch TV|24 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Number 51 Drink Fungal Excrement|8 hours|the [[Stonecutter Lodge]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Number 51 Consume Engineered "Meat" Product|60 minutes|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Number 51 Watch TV|24 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 {{TB|So is nobody going to say how strange it is that a Martian is just wandering around Springfield?}}
@@ Line 169: / Line 169: @@
 {{TB|We have leprechauns that poop money and run away if you tap them – nobody thinks that's weird.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
-{{TB|I actually do… but I see your point.}}
+{{TB|I actually do... but I see your point.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Stonecutters}}