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 {{qf|Bart}} Oh, boo hoo! Some old dudes had "hardships". Who cares?!
 {{qf|Martin}} I care, Bart. I care enough to write a musical review that showcases their heroic struggle!
-{{qf|Lisa}} It sounds fascinating, Martin! You know, the {{w|Donner Party}} got lost on their way to California and resorted to cannibalism in order to survive!
+{{qf|Lisa}} It sounds fascinating, Martin! You know, the {{W|Donner Party}} got lost on their way to California and resorted to cannibalism in order to survive!
-{{qf|Bart}} Were they too cheap to install {{w|GPS}} on their Conestoga wagons?
+{{qf|Bart}} Were they too cheap to install {{W|GPS}} on their Conestoga wagons?
 {{qf|Milhouse}} Good one, Bart!
 {{qf|Lisa}} Don't pay any attention to them, Martin. They think "the Old West" is an [[Adam West|actor]] who played [[Batman]] on TV. ''[gives Bart a dirty look]'' Get lost, Bart!
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 {{qf|Bart}} That's because we're slowly starving to death!
 {{qf|Milhouse}} ''[frantically]'' What will we do? Where will we sleep? What will we eat?
-{{qf|Bart}} I don't know. I'm too hungry to think straight. ''[thoughtfully, talking mostly to himself]'' So hungry ... Lisa mentioned how the Donner Party survived by eating each other ... and I've heard stories where sailors cast adrift would draw lots to see who would be killed and eaten ... and then there were those {{w|1972 Andes flight disaster|rugby players whose plane crashed}} in the Andes ... yeah ...
+{{qf|Bart}} I don't know. I'm too hungry to think straight. ''[thoughtfully, talking mostly to himself]'' So hungry ... Lisa mentioned how the Donner Party survived by eating each other ... and I've heard stories where sailors cast adrift would draw lots to see who would be killed and eaten ... and then there were those {{W|1972 Andes flight disaster|rugby players whose plane crashed}} in the Andes ... yeah ...
 :''[Bart's vision becomes blurry. He starts salivating as he looks at Milhouse.]''
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[continuing]'' ... It's not just for savage cannibals ... I'll bet it's done all the time ...

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-:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Bart]], [[Lisa]] and [[Milhouse]] arrive at {{ap|Kamp Krusty|location}}.]''
+{{qf|Bart}} This is what {{ap|Kamp Krusty|location}} is all about, Milhouse! Not watching some prissy pageant about a bunch of losers with no sense of direction.
-:'''Lisa''': Oh boy! How I love being close to all this nature! It just seems so ... natural!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Yeah. Stupid pioneers! They make me so angry!
-:'''Bart''': Ah! Kamp Krusty! All this fresh air is really gonna provide an uptick in my usual level of tomfoolery! I can't wait to explore every inch of this place!
+{{qf|Bart}} Just look at all these awesome trees! Each one different from the next! ''[after a brief pause]'' Okay. I've seen enough trees. I'm bored.
-:'''Milhouse''': ''[rummaging through his backpack]'' I hope my mom packed my allergy medicine.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} I'm getting hungry. Let's head back to camp, Bart.
-:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Martin]] comes out and greets the trio.]''
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[looking around]'' I thought we '''were''' heading back.
-:'''Martin''': Lisa! Delighted to have you here! I'm staging a musical pageant that chronicles the adventures of the pioneers who settled the untamed wild of the Old West. I could really use your help!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} ''[also looking around]'' Uh, Bart ... None of this looks familiar. I think we're lost.
-:'''Lisa''': Of course! Who doesn't love a historical pageant?!
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[angry]'' Yeah. All these idiotic pine trees look the same to me.
 :''[They keep walking. Bart sees a bear partially visible behind some bushes.]''
-:'''Bart''': Hmmm. I don't remember passing that bear before, do you?
+{{qf|Bart}} Hmmm. I don't remember passing that bear before, do you?
-:'''Milhouse''': ''[scared]'' Did you say '''bear'''?!!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} ''[scared]'' Did you say '''bear'''?!!
-:'''Bart''' ''and'' '''Milhouse''': AAAHHH! Bear attack!!
+{{qf|Bart''' ''and'' '''Milhouse}} AAAHHH! Bear attack!!
 :''[They run away screaming. A wider view of the bear, however, reveals that it's actually a statue holding a sign with a no-smoking graphic and a caption reading "Keep your butts out of the forest". Bart and Milhouse, not seeing this, run further into the woods.]''
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-:''[After leaving the "bear" behind, [[Bart]] and [[Milhouse]] take stock of their situation.]''
+{{qf|Milhouse}} We outran him, Bart! He was ginormous! It must have been a giant grizzly! We're lucky to be alive.
-:'''Milhouse''': We outran him, Bart! He was ginormous! It must have been a giant grizzly! We're lucky to be alive.
+{{qf|Bart}} Yeah, but if we weren't lost before, we're definitely lost now!
-:'''Bart''': Yeah, but if we weren't lost before, we're definitely lost now!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} It's getting dark already! We've been gone for hours! I'm starting to feel a giant knot in my stomach!
-:'''Milhouse''': It's getting dark already! We've been gone for hours! I'm starting to feel a giant knot in my stomach!
+{{qf|Bart}} That's because we're slowly starving to death!
-:'''Bart''': That's because we're slowly starving to death!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} ''[frantically]'' What will we do? Where will we sleep? What will we eat?
-:'''Milhouse''': ''[frantically]'' What will we do? Where will we sleep? What will we eat?
+{{qf|Bart}} I don't know. I'm too hungry to think straight. ''[thoughtfully, talking mostly to himself]'' So hungry ... Lisa mentioned how the Donner Party survived by eating each other ... and I've heard stories where sailors cast adrift would draw lots to see who would be killed and eaten ... and then there were those {{w|1972 Andes flight disaster|rugby players whose plane crashed}} in the Andes ... yeah ...
 :''[Bart's vision becomes blurry. He starts salivating as he looks at Milhouse.]''
-:'''Bart''': ''[continuing]'' ... It's not just for savage cannibals ... I'll bet it's done all the time ...
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[continuing]'' ... It's not just for savage cannibals ... I'll bet it's done all the time ...
 :''[In Bart's vision, Milhouse turns into a giant lamb chop. Bart starts drooling and licking his chops.]''
-:'''Milhouse''': Bart? What are you mumbling about? And why are you looking at me like that?
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Bart? What are you mumbling about? And why are you looking at me like that?
 :''[Bart lunges at Milhouse and bites him on the leg. Milhouse screams loudly: "YIIIIIII!"]''
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-:''[Back at {{ap|Kamp Krusty|location}}, [[Lisa]] is sitting at a picnic table and hears [[Milhouse]]'s scream.]''
+{{qf|Lisa}} Good grief! That sounds like a wounded moose! Or a wounded Milhouse! ''[calling out]'' Milhouse? Is that you?
-:'''Lisa''': Good grief! That sounds like a wounded moose! Or a wounded Milhouse! ''[calling out]'' Milhouse? Is that you?
+{{qf|Milhouse}} ''[from behind a bush]'' Lisa?!!
-:'''Milhouse''': ''[from behind a bush]'' Lisa?!!
+:''[Bart and Milhouse stagger from behind the bush back into camp.]''
-:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Bart]] and Milhouse stagger from behind the bush back into camp.]''
+{{qf|Bart}} Lisa! We were lost in the woods! You would not believe the hardships we endured!
-:'''Bart''': Lisa! We were lost in the woods! You would not believe the hardships we endured!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} We nearly starved to death!
-:'''Milhouse''': We nearly starved to death!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Calm down, you two. You've only been gone for half an hour, and the only meal you missed was snack time.
-:'''Lisa''': Calm down, you two. You've only been gone for half an hour, and the only meal you missed was snack time.
+{{qf|Bart}} What are you talking about?
-:'''Bart''': What are you talking about?
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Only half an hour?
-:'''Milhouse''': Only half an hour?
+{{qf|Bart}} But we were chased by a pack of grizzly bears!
-:'''Bart''': But we were chased by a pack of grizzly bears!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} And Bart tried to eat me!
-:'''Milhouse''': And Bart tried to eat me!
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[sarcastically]'' Oh, boo hoo! So much drama!
-:'''Lisa''': ''[sarcastically]'' Oh, boo hoo! So much drama!
+:''[Martin suddenly appears, wearing a pioneer-style leather outfit.]''
-:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Martin]] suddenly appears, wearing a pioneer-style leather outfit.]''
+{{qf|Martin}} Did someone say drama?!
-:'''Martin''': Did someone say drama?!
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[disgusted, turning away from Martin and away from the camp]'' That's it. I'll take my chances in the woods.
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+:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Bart]], [[Lisa]] and [[Milhouse]] arrive at {{ap|Kamp Krusty|location}}.]''
 :'''Lisa''': Oh boy! How I love being close to all this nature! It just seems so ... natural!
 :'''Bart''': Ah! Kamp Krusty! All this fresh air is really gonna provide an uptick in my usual level of tomfoolery! I can't wait to explore every inch of this place!
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 :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Bart]] and [[Milhouse]] are exploring the woods.]''
-:'''Bart''': This is what [[Kamp Krusty (location)|Kamp Krusty]] is all about, Milhouse! Not watching some prissy pageant about a bunch of losers with no sense of direction.
+:'''Bart''': This is what {{ap|Kamp Krusty|location}} is all about, Milhouse! Not watching some prissy pageant about a bunch of losers with no sense of direction.
 :'''Milhouse''': Yeah. Stupid pioneers! They make me so angry!
 :'''Bart''': Just look at all these awesome trees! Each one different from the next! ''[after a brief pause]'' Okay. I've seen enough trees. I'm bored.
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 :''[Bart lunges at Milhouse and bites him on the leg. Milhouse screams loudly: "YIIIIIII!"]''
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-:''[Back at [[Kamp Krusty (location)|Kamp Krusty]], [[Lisa]] is sitting at a picnic table and hears [[Milhouse]]'s scream.]''
+:''[Back at {{ap|Kamp Krusty|location}}, [[Lisa]] is sitting at a picnic table and hears [[Milhouse]]'s scream.]''
 :'''Lisa''': Good grief! That sounds like a wounded moose! Or a wounded Milhouse! ''[calling out]'' Milhouse? Is that you?
 :'''Milhouse''': ''[from behind a bush]'' Lisa?!!

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 :'''Bart''': You got my vote. I doesn't.
 :'''Lisa''': ''[ignoring Bart]'' Tell me all about it, Martin!
-:'''Martin''': I've woven a rich tapestry of triumph and travails inspired bu the brutal hardships these brave souls endured.
+:'''Martin''': I've woven a rich tapestry of triumph and travails inspired by the brutal hardships these brave souls endured.
 :'''Bart''': Oh, boo hoo! Some old dudes had "hardships". Who cares?!
 :'''Martin''': I care, Bart. I care enough to write a musical review that showcases their heroic struggle!
 :'''Lisa''': It sounds fascinating, Martin! You know, the {{w|Donner Party}} got lost on their way to California and resorted to cannibalism in order to survive!
-:'''Bart''': Were they too cheap to install GPS on their Conestoga wagons?
+:'''Bart''': Were they too cheap to install {{w|GPS}} on their Conestoga wagons?
 :'''Milhouse''': Good one, Bart!
 :'''Lisa''': Don't pay any attention to them, Martin. They think "the Old West" is an [[Adam West|actor]] who played [[Batman]] on TV. ''[gives Bart a dirty look]'' Get lost, Bart!