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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Info Bores
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|The Buck Stops Here}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters = [[Birch Barlow]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
}}

'''Info Bores''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in {{TOCU|The Buck Stops Here}} content update. It requires [[Birch Barlow]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Birch Barlow's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I can't believe my radio show was canceled just because I said we should nuke Tax-achusetts and dump the ashes in Holly-good-riddance, Cali-won't-mourn-ia.}}
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Those Politically Corr-wrecked Dumb-ocrats are so thin-skinned!}}
{{Tapped Out Declan Desmond Icon}}
{{TB|Your unfiltered, tortured-wordplay-ridden ramblings are just what I'm looking for to start my radio production company!}}
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon}}
{{TB|Whoa, there. I'm not about to bow down to some tea-bagging British sponsors.}}
{{Tapped Out Declan Desmond Icon}}
{{TB|I'm talking about satellite radio -- no advertisers, no censorship!}}
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon}}
{{TB|You mean I'd be able to say whatever I want? You won't sic the PC Police on me?}}
{{Tapped Out Declan Desmond Icon}}
{{TB|No! I want your unfettered madness infecting our listeners. Nothing gets more subscribers than an extremist! How do you think Bob Ross got so popular?}}
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You have a deal.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Birch Barlow Prepare for Radio Show|4 hours|the [[Capital City Capitol Building]], [[Capital City Plaza Hotel]], or [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Birch Barlow's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Radio}}
{{TB|Good morning, freedom-likers. Birch Barlow, the fourth branch of government the fifty-first state, is back on the air.}}
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Radio}}
{{TB|Today we are going to cover the proceedings on Bill HB-0101, a measure that would make False Flag burning illegal.}}
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Radio Angry}}
{{TB|But first, I know what you're thinking: “Birch, how is it that Spend-o-Crats keep spending”? And that's something that I'd like to know, too.}}
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Radio Angry}}
{{TB|We keep getting duped by a party who cannot align on which areas they are corrupt in spending? Call now, and let's talk.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Birch Barlow Take Callers|4 hours|the [[Capital City Plaza Hotel]] or [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Hey, Birch, longtime listener, first time use-my-one-phone-call-er. My question for you is, how many times are these Fib-erals going to--}}
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Radio Angry}}
{{TB|“Fib-erals”?! What the hell does that mean? You're talking jibberish; you aren't making any sense.}}
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Radio Angry}}
{{TB|Sounds to me like maybe you're a guest at the Greybar Hotel because you're another one of those Liberal Lefties who packed his peace-pipe full of Wacky-Tobacky! Next caller!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Birch Barlow's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Radio}}
{{TB|Good morning again, freedom-lovers. Let's go ahead and jump right into it. The Capital City politicians are corrupt.}}
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Radio Angry}}
{{TB|I'm here on the inside, watching the way they work, like the little toy scuba diver in the fishbowl, surrounded by vicious clownfish. First caller!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Phone}}
{{TB|Uh, yeah, it sounds like there's a lot of colludin' going on behind our backs, under our noses, and in those hard-to-reach places I can never get to with floss.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Phone}}
{{TB|Is it safe to say that the Democrats have been lying to us this whole time? Did the moon landing not happen? Are they sulfur people from hell?}}
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Radio Angry}}
{{TB|{{*}}chuckles* My friend, you have a wild imagination…but you are absolutely right! We are dealing with SULFUR PEOPLE!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Birch Barlow Spin Conspiracy Theories|6 hours|the [[Capital City Plaza Hotel]] or [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Birch Barlow's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Radio}}
{{TB|Good morning, Americans. Today, I must announce to you that we are at war.}}
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Radio Angry}}
{{TB|The Dumb-ocrats are at it again. They think my show perpetuates “LIES” and incites “VIOLENCE”. Well, you know what I think? If it's American to LIE to get your point across, then call me Bend-the-Truth Franklin!}}
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Radio}}
{{TB|They set their demo-dog Mayor Joe Quimby on me. He's attempting to organize a boycott. Well the only thing my listeners boycott…are FACTS!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Birch Barlow Spin Lies Against Quimby|4 hours|the [[Capital City Plaza Hotel]] or [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Birch Barlow's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Mouthful}}
{{TB|Whew. All this hateful rhetoric is really starting to take a toll on my health. *eats donuts* I don't think I can keep this up much longer, I'm running out of faux outrage.}}
{{Tapped Out Declan Desmond Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Birchy, baby! There's my little Republican-do. Your ratings are through the roof, and you have the most callers of any show I've ever produced.}}
{{Tapped Out Declan Desmond Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I want you to keep on spouting your Conserva-nonsense until you're red in the face. Well, REDDER in the face. How about signing a long-term contract?}}
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon}}
{{TB|I get to keep manufacturing rage while you pay me top dollar?}}
{{Tapped Out Declan Desmond Icon}}
{{TB|Mm-hmm.}}
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon}}
{{TB|You've got yourself a deal. It's a pleasure doing business with you.}}
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Now get out of here, you job-stealing foreigner!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Birch Barlow Go Haywire|8 hours|the [[Capital City Capitol Building]], [[Capital City Plaza Hotel]], or [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the far-right conspiracy theory and fake news website {{W|InfoWars}}.

{{Tapped Out Quests/The Buck Stops Here}}

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 {{TB|Good morning, Americans. Today, I must announce to you that we are at war.}}
 {{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Radio Angry}}
-{{TB|The Dumb-ocrats are at it again. They think my show perpetuates "LIES" and incites "VIOLENCE". Well, you know what I think? If it's American to LIE to get your point across, then call me Bend-the-Truth Franklin!}}
+{{TB|The Dumb-ocrats are at it again. They think my show perpetuates "LIES" and incites "VIOLENCE". Well, you know what I think? If it's American to LIE to get your point across, then call me [[Benjamin Franklin|Bend-the-Truth Franklin!]]}}
 {{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Radio}}
 {{TB|They set their demo-dog Mayor Joe Quimby on me. He's attempting to organize a boycott. Well the only thing my listeners boycott...are FACTS!}}

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 |name = Info Bores
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+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Birch Barlow Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|The Buck Stops Here}}
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 |characters = [[Birch Barlow]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =

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 {{THT|After tapping on Birch Barlow's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|I can't believe my radio show was canceled just because I said we should nuke Tax-achusetts and dump the ashes in Holly-good-riddance, Cali-won't-mourn-ia.}}
+{{TB|I can't believe my radio show was canceled just because I said we should nuke [[Massachusetts|Tax-achusetts]] and dump the ashes in [[Hollywood|Holly-good-riddance]], [[California|Cali-won't-mourn-ia]].}}
 {{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Those Politically Corr-wrecked Dumb-ocrats are so thin-skinned!}}