Incompetent Husband - Revision history

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2024-11-15T19:36:45Z

replaced: Grocery store → Pharmacy (5), grocery store → pharmacy (2)

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Tony Rodríguez
Dan Castellaneta
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{{Noncanon}}
{{Song
|name = "Incompetent Husband"
|image = [[File:Incompetent Husband.png|250px]]
|singers = [[Dawnn Lewis]] [[Tony Rodríguez]] [[Dan Castellaneta]] [[Julie Kavner]]
|characters = [[Grocery store clerk]] [[Julio Franco]]
|length = 1:23
|writer = '''Music:''' [[Bleeding Fingers Music]] '''Lyrics:''' [[Christine Nangle]]
|album =
|appearance = "[[Women in Shorts]]"
}}

'''"Incompetent Husband"''' is a song performed by the [[grocery store clerk]], [[Julio]], [[Homer]], [[Marge]] and other grocery store employees.

== Lyrics ==
:'''Grocery store clerk:'''
:Incompetent husband,
:You weak little punk.
:Your selfless wife buys creams,
:To soothe the rash on your junk.

:'''Julio:'''
:Incompetent husband,
:Just be a grown man.
:She didn't flinch,
:When she bought you an XL bed pan.

:'''Grocery store clerk and Julio:'''
:You weren't even injured,
:You weren't even sick,
:Just too drunk to make it to the can.

:'''All employees:'''
:To the can, to the can,
:To the can, can, can.

:'''Homer:'''
:Stop shaming me In front of [[Hans Moleman]].

:'''Grocery store clerk:'''
:Oh, we're just getting started.

:Your fungus has infections.
:Your infections have the runs.

:'''Julio:'''
:Gassy nipples, crotch foot,
:Massive hemorrhoids on your buns.

:'''Homer:'''
:You said they don't remember,
:Or care what we buy.

:'''Marge:'''
:It's a little disconcerting,
:But I'm glad they're on my side.

:'''Grocery store clerk:'''
:She gets you meds for blood pressure,
:Cholesterol and gout.

:'''Homer:'''
:I wanna get the tampons,
:But I can't figure it out.

:'''All employees:'''
:Yes, you can, yes, you can,
:Yes, you can, can, can.
:She texted you a photo of the brand.

:Incompetent husband, we're so onto you.
:You're only bad at doing things you don't want to do.
:You can't be this stupid,
:I's all just a ruse.

:'''Homer:'''
:''Okay, okay. I'll do it. I'll buy my wife tampons.''
:''Just tell me where they are.''

:'''All employees:'''
:Incompetent husband, aisle two.

== Behind the Laughter ==
"Incompetent Husband" is a parody of "{{W|Gee, Officer Krupke}}" from the musical ''{{W|West Side Story}}''.

== Appearances ==
*{{ep|Women in Shorts}}

[[Category:Parody songs]]
[[Category:Non-canon songs]]
[[Category:Songs by Homer]]
[[Category:Songs by Marge]]
[[Category:Songs by Dawnn Lewis]]
[[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]]
[[Category:Songs by Julie Kavner]]

@@ Line 72: / Line 72: @@
 :You're only bad at doing things you don't want to do.
 :You can't be this stupid,
-:I's all just a ruse.
+:It's all just a ruse.
 :'''Homer:'''

@@ Line 4: / Line 4: @@
 |image = [[File:Incompetent Husband.png|250px]]
 |singers = [[Dawnn Lewis]]<br>[[Tony Rodríguez]]<br>[[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Julie Kavner]]
-|characters = [[Grocery store clerk]]<br>[[Julio Franco]]
+|characters = [[Pharmacy clerk]]<br>[[Julio Franco]]
 |length = 1:23
 |writer = '''Music:''' [[Bleeding Fingers Music]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Christine Nangle]]
@@ Line 11: / Line 11: @@
 }}
-'''"Incompetent Husband"''' is a song performed by the [[grocery store clerk]], [[Julio]], [[Homer]], [[Marge]] and other grocery store employees.
+'''"Incompetent Husband"''' is a song performed by the [[pharmacy clerk]], [[Julio]], [[Homer]], [[Marge]] and other pharmacy employees.
 == Lyrics ==
-:'''Grocery store clerk:'''
+:'''Pharmacy clerk:'''
 :Incompetent husband,
 :You weak little punk.
@@ Line 26: / Line 26: @@
 :When she bought you an XL bed pan.
-:'''Grocery store clerk and Julio:'''
+:'''Pharmacy clerk and Julio:'''
 :You weren't even injured,
 :You weren't even sick,
@@ Line 38: / Line 38: @@
 :Stop shaming me In front of [[Hans Moleman]].
-:'''Grocery store clerk:'''
+:'''Pharmacy clerk:'''
 :Oh, we're just getting started.
@@ Line 56: / Line 56: @@
 :But I'm glad they're on my side.
-:'''Grocery store clerk:'''
+:'''Pharmacy clerk:'''
 :She gets you meds for blood pressure,
 :Cholesterol and gout.

Incompetent Husband - Revision history

Simpsonsfan799: /* Lyrics */

SolarBot: replaced: Grocery store → Pharmacy (5), grocery store → pharmacy (2)

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Noncanon}} {{Song |name = "Incompetent Husband" |image = 250px |singers = Dawnn LewisTony RodríguezDan Castellaneta..."

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Noncanon}} {{Song |name = "Incompetent Husband" |image = 250px |singers = Dawnn Lewis
Tony Rodríguez
Dan Castellaneta
..."