In the Name of Lava!/Quotes - Revision history

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:'''[[Bart]]''': How's the yard work going?
:'''[[Homer]]''': I'll get to it.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Don't bother. In a little while it won't matter.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Why not?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Beacuse there'll be no yard.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Huh?
:'''[[Bart]]''': No yard. No house. No Springfield....
:'''[[Homer]]''': I bet you didn't even buy lava insurance.
:'''[[Bart]]''': That's too bad, because Mt. Springfield is about to blow!
:'''[[Homer]]''': What are you talking about?
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:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': So, speedy McLeadfoot, what gives?
:'''[[Homer]]''': I'm just trying to get out of town before we all fry in a flood of lava! Look up there!
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': A natural disaster? Aw... that's gonna be so much paperwork! I'd better warn Sarah and Ralphie.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Shouldn't you be alerting the whole town?
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': Oh, yeah... I should do that, too. Considering our impending doom, I'll let you off with a warning this time.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Thanks!
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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Edna, I admit we've had some ups and downs, but now what we are possibly facing a horrible death, I fell I need to do this... Edna will you marry me?
:'''[[Edna]]''': Oh, Seymour. I'd rather take my changes with the lava.
:'''[[Agnes Skinner]]''': Good choice.
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Principal Skinner has inspired me! Lisa, I admit we've had some ups and down, but Lisa, will you--?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Dont' bother finishing that sentence.
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:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': And now back to Arnie Pie. The teleprompter is telling me he's had a change of heart and now ill fly over the erupting volacno... what? Is he crazy?
:'''[[Arnie Pie]]''': I'm not crazy. I've just decided that I realyl want to win the local news Emmy... even if it's posthumous! Through the smoke I see something... It's... ...it's a pile of burning tires! There is no volacno! [SIGH] So much for that Emmy. Back to you, Kent.
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': So views, this should serve as a lesson. Always listen to your Emmy Award-winning news anchor when he says, "remain calm."
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:'''[[Marge]]''': I'm not very happy with you two!
:'''[[Homer]]''': It was Bart! He told me it was a volcano.
:'''[[Bart]]''': You rat!
:'''[[Marge]]''': Bart, you should be ashamed.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Will you ever stop pulling lame-o pranks?
:'''[[Bart]]''': I was just trying to raise Homer's blood pressure a little, but before I knew it everyone else was suckered in. That's not lame. That's brilliant!

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-:'''[[Bart]]''': How's the yard work going?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} How's the yard work going?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': I'll get to it.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I'll get to it.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Don't bother. In a little while it won't matter.
+{{qf|Bart}} Don't bother. In a little while it won't matter.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Why not?
+{{qf|Homer}} Why not?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Beacuse there'll be no yard.
+{{qf|Bart}} Because there'll be no yard.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Huh?
+{{qf|Homer}} Huh?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': No yard. No house. No Springfield....
+{{qf|Bart}} No yard. No house. No Springfield....
-:'''[[Homer]]''': I bet you didn't even buy lava insurance.
+{{qf|Homer}} I bet you didn't even buy lava insurance.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': That's too bad, because Mt. Springfield is about to blow!
+{{qf|Bart}} That's too bad, because Mt. Springfield is about to blow!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': What are you talking about?
+{{qf|Homer}} What are you talking about?
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-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': So, speedy McLeadfoot, what gives?
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} So, speedy McLeadfoot, what gives?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': I'm just trying to get out of town before we all fry in a flood of lava! Look up there!
+{{qf|Homer}} I'm just trying to get out of town before we all fry in a flood of lava! Look up there!
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': A natural disaster? Aw... that's gonna be so much paperwork! I'd better warn Sarah and Ralphie.
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} A natural disaster? Aw... that's gonna be so much paperwork! I'd better warn Sarah and Ralphie.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Shouldn't you be alerting the whole town?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Shouldn't you be alerting the whole town?
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': Oh, yeah... I should do that, too. Considering our impending doom, I'll let you off with a warning this time.
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Oh, yeah... I should do that, too. Considering our impending doom, I'll let you off with a warning this time.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Thanks!
+{{qf|Homer}} Thanks!
 ----
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Edna, I admit we've had some ups and downs, but now what we are possibly facing a horrible death, I fell I need to do this... Edna will you marry me?
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Edna, I admit we've had some ups and downs, but now what we are possibly facing a horrible death, I fell I need to do this... Edna will you marry me?
-:'''[[Edna]]''': Oh, Seymour. I'd rather take my changes with the lava.
+{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Oh, Seymour. I'd rather take my changes with the lava.
-:'''[[Agnes Skinner]]''': Good choice.
+{{qf|Agnes Skinner}} Good choice.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Principal Skinner has inspired me! Lisa, I admit we've had some ups and down, but Lisa, will you--?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Principal Skinner has inspired me! Lisa, I admit we've had some ups and down, but Lisa, will you--?
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Dont' bother finishing that sentence.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Don't bother finishing that sentence.
 ----
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': And now back to Arnie Pie. The teleprompter is telling me he's had a change of heart and now ill fly over  the erupting volacno... what? Is he crazy?
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} And now back to Arnie Pie. The teleprompter is telling me he's had a change of heart and now ill fly over the erupting volacno... what? Is he crazy?
-:'''[[Arnie Pie]]''': I'm not crazy. I've just decided that I realyl want to win the local news Emmy... even if it's posthumous! Through the smoke I see something... It's... ...it's a pile of burning tires! There is no volacno! [SIGH] So much for that Emmy. Back to you, Kent.
+{{qf|[[Arnie Pye]]}} I'm not crazy. I've just decided that I realyl want to win the local news Emmy... even if it's posthumous! Through the smoke I see something... It's... ...it's a pile of burning tires! There is no volacno! [SIGH] So much for that Emmy. Back to you, Kent.
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': So views, this should serve as a lesson. Always listen to your Emmy Award-winning news anchor when he says, "remain calm."
+{{qf|Kent Brockman}} So views, this should serve as a lesson. Always listen to your Emmy Award-winning news anchor when he says, "remain calm."
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]''': I'm not very happy with you two!
+{{qf|Marge}} I'm not very happy with you two!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': It was Bart! He told me it was a volcano.
+{{qf|Homer}} It was Bart! He told me it was a volcano.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': You rat!
+{{qf|Bart}} You rat!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Bart, you should be ashamed.
+{{qf|Marge}} Bart, you should be ashamed.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Will you ever stop pulling lame-o pranks?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Will you ever stop pulling lame-o pranks?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': I was just trying to raise Homer's blood pressure a little, but before I knew it everyone else was suckered in. That's not lame. That's brilliant!
+{{qf|Bart}} I was just trying to raise Homer's blood pressure a little, but before I knew it everyone else was suckered in. That's not lame. That's brilliant!