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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Claude_Kane_III" title="Claude Kane III">Claude Kane III</a>}} Jeepers, Gloria! I&#039;ve waited so long for this moment! I&#039;ve waited so long to tell you I l-l- -- I really l-like you a lot! {{qf|Cla...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Claude Kane III]]}} Jeepers, Gloria! I've waited so long for this moment! I've waited so long to tell you I l-l- -- I really l-like you a lot!<br /> {{qf|Claude Kane III}} ''[thinking]'' Gosh! If only I could work up the courage... ...to do this in person! Maybe tonight's the night! I'll go by the TV station and see if Gloria wants to go have a cup of coffee with me... ...and this time I won't mispronounce &quot;cappuccino.&quot;<br /> {{qf|Claude Kane III}} Oh, Gloria... I've had a crush on you for so long. Surely you know how much I admire and respect-- Oops. I got a bit of slobber on the cover here.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Rod Runtledge]]}} Gosh, there goes Radioactive Man on patrol! I wish I could go with him in my guise as Fallout Boy! If only I didn't have to go to bed at 8:00!<br /> {{qf|[[Dodd Runtledge]]}} Aw, quit complaining, Rod! ...At least you get the top bunk!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Prawn]]}} Greetinks, my little invertebrate friend. Fear not -- ve too shall have our &quot;chat&quot; mit ze &quot;cape-boy.&quot; I vill deztroy heem zis very night, or my name ist not... ...Prawn! Perhaps, squirmy little vorm, you knew me by my former name; Dr. Crab! But I hev continued to mutate, until I hev become ze grotesque, shrimp-like creature you zee before you! Und it is all ze fault of ze accursed Radioactif Man! Were it not for hizz radiation-induced powers, I vould not hev had to spend years conducting ze hazardous nuclear research... ...Though perhaps my addiction to shrimp cocktails played a minor role... For ze months since my horrible transformation, I hev dwelt in this forzaken alley vhile despair conzumed my zoul...und I conzumed my last remaining zupply of my special cocktail sauce. But now, zuddenly, mysteriously und from out of novhere, I em inspired! I know how I can cure myzelf... ...Und I know how to gain my revenge!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|{{Ch|Radioactive Man}}}} Strange, isn't it, bug boy -- you've been trying to find a safe way to remove the lightning bolt from my head for over thirty years now, but you're only twelve years old!<br /> {{qf|[[Bug Boy]]}} That's an unusually interesting point, RM -- especially coming from you.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Radio Man]]}} I've reverted back to my long-forgotten golden age self! I've once again become... ...Radio Man!<br /> {{qf|[[Dr. Crab]]}} Curses!<br /> {{qf|Radio Man}} It's all coming back to me...the meeting with that mysterious radio repairman in the subway that resulted in my origin...my job as a cub radio reporter... Even though Crab's machine has turned back my clock 50 years, I'm still a superhero! And best of all, I'm rid of that stupid lightning bolt! This antenna is just part of my costume!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Radio Man}} What's this?! Comrade Crab, the Great Red Hope, was once a nasty Nazi?!<br /> {{qf|Dr. Crab}} Z-zey forced me to vork for zem! I vas never a member of ze party!<br /> {{qf|Radio Man}} Well, the party's over now, doc!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Radioactive Man}} -- Meet my attorney! Hit 'im fast and hard!<br /> {{qf|Lawyer}} Aye. This is a cease and desist order! You are hereby notified of our intention to sue you for copyright and trademark infringement!<br /> {{qf|[[Radioactive Man (clone)]]}} Noooo!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Radioactive Man stories quotes]]</div>

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