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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Chief_Wiggum" class="mw-redirect" title="Chief Wiggum">Chief Wiggum</a>}} Your first baseball game! Are you as excited as I am, Ralphie? &#039;Cause if you are, we&#039;d better find the little boys&#039; room! {{qf|Ralph...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Your first baseball game! Are you as excited as I am, Ralphie? 'Cause if you are, we'd better find the little boys' room!<br /> {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} I'm an Indian chief!<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Gotcha. No rush on the boys' room.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} How about a hot dog, son?<br /> {{qf|Ralph}} Mommy mashes mine in milk!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Okay, little buddy! Show your colors!<br /> {{qf|Ralph}} If I close my eyes, I'm still dressed!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Now remember, Ralph. The man with the bat just hits balls, not little boys!<br /> {{qf|Ralph}} This mitten's too big!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]]</div>

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