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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngcr}} {{qf|Narrator}} 2:15 AM Friday. After dreaming about being asleep for two days, Homer awakens exhausted and hungry. Eats last piece of Lisa&#039;s birthday cake. ---...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngcr}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|Narrator}} 2:15 AM Friday. After dreaming about being asleep for two days, Homer awakens exhausted and hungry. Eats last piece of Lisa's birthday cake.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Narrator}} 7:30 AM Friday. After consuming a bowl of {{ap|Frosty Krusty Flakes|food|Krusty}} Flakes, microwave sausage clumps and a short stack of Belgian Congo waffles, napkins are nowhere to be found. Wipes Mrs. Marple's Maple Mystery Syrup on trouser leg.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Narrator}} 8:10 AM Friday. Late for work, ignores speed limit sign and hits speed bumps with full force spilling coffee and denting oil pan.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Narrator}} 12:31 PM Friday. Mild salsa from first bite into self-made condiment sandwich.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Narrator}} 12:31 PM Friday. Relish from first bite into self-made condiment sandwich.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Narrator}} 12:31 PM Friday. Mustard from first bite into self-made condiment sandwich.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Narrator}} 1:50 PM Friday. Starts eating a box of Mother Salty's Poultry-Flavoured Assorted Snack Crackers. Now in new quail, Cornish hen, gosling, and hawk. (Bald eagle no longer available in the U.S.)<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Narrator}} 10:15 PM Friday. Finishes box.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Narrator}} 2:37 PM Friday. Chewing gum placed here to make room for pepperoni and cheese Danish unwanted by co-worker. Gum forgotten.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Narrator}} 5:07 PM Friday. Reaching for honey-roasted cashews at [[Moe's]], accidentally dredged elbow through [[Barney]]'s barbecued spare-ribs. Neither party noticed.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Narrator}} 6:45 PM Friday. Remnants of mashed potatoes flung across table by Bart prior to being sent to room.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Narrator}} 6:57 PM Friday. Portion of ham pot pie unable to fit inside mouth upon first and only bite.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Narrator}} 8:22 PM Friday. Expiration date on can closing in.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Narrator}} 9:05 AM Friday. Upon appearance in hallway of [[Mr. Smithers]] for surprise quality review check, jelly donut is shoved into shirt pocket.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Narrator}} 9:34 PM Friday. Commercial break too long during FOX's &quot;Theology Throwdown III—Ideological Wrestling Match: Monkey vs. Miracles.&quot; Tedium turns to hunger in the form of Bulky Boy's Chunks for Single Hunks. It's the soup you can eat with your hands!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Narrator}} 12:12 AM Saturday. Mistakes [[Mr. Teeny]] Cream Banana-Flavoured Snack Cake for a Mrs. Sweeny's Scrod Cake, which he smothers in [[Captain McCallister]]'s tart 'n tasty tartar sauce.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Narrator}} 12:14 AM Saturday. Washes down the snack cake and tartar sauce with a breathless swallow of [[Duff Beer]]. Washes down that beer with another beer. Falls asleep to snack another day.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div>

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