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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = I am the Lizard Queen!
|image =
|level = 60
|update = {{TOCU|Level 60}}
|requirements = [[Duff Gardens]]
|characters = [[Bart]], [[Marge]], [[Homer]], [[Krusty]], [[Fat Tony]], [[Lizard Queen Lisa]], [[Cletus]], [[Milhouse]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''I am the Lizard Queen!''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Level 60}} content update. It requires [[Duff Gardens]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After obtaining Duff Gardens|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lizard Queen Lisa Icon|Tranced}}
{{TB|AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
{{TB|What's with her? Did seeing Duff Gardens cause her to have a flashback?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Laughing}}
{{TB|No. She thought Krustyland had relocated to our neighborhood and had a panic attack.}}
{{Tapped Out Lizard Queen Lisa Icon|Screaming}}
{{TB|I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN! MY LIZARD ARMY WILL REPEL THE INVADING KRUSTYLAND BACK TO ITS GODFORSAKEN OUTPOST AT THE END OF THE SHUTTLE STOP! AHHHH!!!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Find Lisa's Old Meds|2 hours|[[Duff Gardens]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Bart Wonder if Giving Lisa Expired Meds is Okay|2 hours|[[Duff Gardens]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I don't get it. Why build a second amusement park? We still don't even have a dentist.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Or a playground.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Disappointed}}
{{TB|Or public bathrooms.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|You think it's easy keeping track of which buildings you've already built?!?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|You could write them down.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Who do I look like, Gabriel Garcia Marquez?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Plan His Next Big Project, the Duff-o-rail|60 minutes|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What the heck? When I wanted to build Krustyland on this very spot, you told me it “wasn't zoned for it!”}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Exactly. It was zoned for a “non-terrible amusement park.”}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Liar! There is no good reason I couldn't have built Krustyland here instead of the middle of nowhere.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|Yes there is: if you'd built it here, I couldn't have given my friend the $750 million contract to build the Krustyland Shuttle.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|That shuttle was a patronage product?}}
{{Tapped Out Princess Penelope Icon}}
{{TB|I guess that explains why the shuttle doesn't actually move.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Fat Tony Enjoy the Profit From the Shuttle|8 hours|[[Fat Tony's Compound]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
{{TB|Step right up! Play the ring toss!}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|Ha. Talk about right in my wheelhouse.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Smiling}}
{{TB|There ya go, three winning tosses. I'll take my three giant stuffed [[Pikachu]]s now!}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
{{TB|What're you talking about? You lost!}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Please. You ain't talkin' to some country bumpkin. Well actually you are, but THIS bumpkin runs the ring toss at Krustyland.}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
{{TB|Well you're running it wrong, because to win, you gotta get the ring ON the poles, not in between them.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, right. I'm done with this rigged game. I'm gonna play some Whack-A-Space-Between-A-Mole.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cletus File a Complaint on the Whack-A-Space-Between-A-Mole|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Trip Out on the Meds|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|This is an outrage! You've ripped off all my rides!}}
{{Tapped Out Duffman Icon}}
{{TB|Duffman says his rides are all original.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|“Fatal Fall?" Doesn't that seem a tad similar to the Death Drop?}}
{{Tapped Out Duffman Icon}}
{{TB|Duffman doesn't see the similarity.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|“Radioactivity Guy: The Experience?” “Dozing Scratchy's Palace?” Lawyer, I want you to file a lawsuit against this park!}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|I never thought I'd say this…but there's some business I just can't take.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|WHAT? You've defended serial killers! And tobacco companies! And Burns!}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|A man's gotta draw the line somewhere. Hey, wanna go grab a burger at the Snack Stylus and then hit Mt. Duffmore?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Krusty Admit the Damp and Sooty Show is Pretty Good|8 hours|[[Duff Gardens]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Go Crazy Around Town|2 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|Hey guys, wanna go check out the new Duff Gardens?}}
{{Tapped Out Janey Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I'm in!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Hold on, kids. You might wanna read the Yelp reviews first.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|“A total dump! If you're thinking of going there, go to Krustyland instead!”}}
{{Tapped Out Janey Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|“Zero stars! Oh and by the way, Krustyland gets ten stars!”}}
{{Tapped Out Duffman Icon}}
{{TB|Duffman thinks all those reviews were posted by the same person!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Who, me? My name isn't “K. R. Usty.”}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Check this one out: “The only ‘amusement' you'll get is from laughing at how crappy it is.”}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|Oh I wrote that one. It was a mistake, though. I actually meant to post it about Krustyland.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Repost His Review Under Krustyland|2 hours|[[Duff Gardens]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Krusty Flag Bart's Review as Spam|2 hours|[[Duff Gardens]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Go Crazy Around Town Again|2 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Male Gnome]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lizard Queen Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lizard Queen Lisa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|LIZARD ARMY, TAKE YOUR POSITIONS TO DEFEND SPRINGFIELD!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Um, those are garden gnomes, not lizards.}}
{{Tapped Out Marvin Monroe Icon}}
{{TB|Leave her be. She's almost better, but still suffering some side effects.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Of the panic attack?}}
{{Tapped Out Marvin Monroe Icon}}
{{TB|No, of the expired Zoloft.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Place the Gnome}} {{Task|Tap the Gnome}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Premium Level 41-60}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = I am the Lizard Queen!
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Lizard Queen Lisa Sidebar.png]]
 |level = 60
 |update = {{TOCU|Level 60}}
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 |characters = [[Bart]], [[Marge]], [[Homer]], [[Krusty]], [[Fat Tony]], [[Lizard Queen Lisa]], [[Cletus]], [[Milhouse]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 53: / Line 53: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|What the heck? When I wanted to build Krustyland on this very spot, you told me it “wasn't zoned for it!”}}
+{{TB|What the heck? When I wanted to build Krustyland on this very spot, you told me it "wasn't zoned for it!"}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
-{{TB|Exactly. It was zoned for a “non-terrible amusement park.”}}
+{{TB|Exactly. It was zoned for a "non-terrible amusement park."}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Angry}}
 {{TB|Liar! There is no good reason I couldn't have built Krustyland here instead of the middle of nowhere.}}
@@ Line 97: / Line 97: @@
 {{TB|Duffman says his rides are all original.}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|“Fatal Fall?" Doesn't that seem a tad similar to the Death Drop?}}
+{{TB|"Fatal Fall?" Doesn't that seem a tad similar to the Death Drop?}}
 {{Tapped Out Duffman Icon}}
 {{TB|Duffman doesn't see the similarity.}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Angry}}
-{{TB|“Radioactivity Guy: The Experience?” “Dozing Scratchy's Palace?” Lawyer, I want you to file a lawsuit against this park!}}
+{{TB|"Radioactivity Guy: The Experience?" "Dozing Scratchy's Palace?" Lawyer, I want you to file a lawsuit against this park!}}
 {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
-{{TB|I never thought I'd say this…but there's some business I just can't take.}}
+{{TB|I never thought I'd say this...but there's some business I just can't take.}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|WHAT? You've defended serial killers! And tobacco companies! And Burns!}}
@@ Line 122: / Line 122: @@
 {{TB|Hold on, kids. You might wanna read the Yelp reviews first.}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
-{{TB|“A total dump! If you're thinking of going there, go to Krustyland instead!”}}
+{{TB|"A total dump! If you're thinking of going there, go to Krustyland instead!"}}
 {{Tapped Out Janey Icon|Deadpan}}
-{{TB|“Zero stars! Oh and by the way, Krustyland gets ten stars!”}}
+{{TB|"Zero stars! Oh and by the way, Krustyland gets ten stars!"}}
 {{Tapped Out Duffman Icon}}
 {{TB|Duffman thinks all those reviews were posted by the same person!}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|Who, me? My name isn't “K. R. Usty.”}}
+{{TB|Who, me? My name isn't "K. R. Usty."}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
-{{TB|Check this one out: “The only ‘amusement' you'll get is from laughing at how crappy it is.”}}
+{{TB|Check this one out: "The only 'amusement' you'll get is from laughing at how crappy it is."}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}
 {{TB|Oh I wrote that one. It was a mistake, though. I actually meant to post it about Krustyland.}}