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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|101 Mitigations|E My Sports}} {{Expand}} ---- {{Qf|<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a>}} Yes, I want to learn kite-surfing. {{Qf|<a href="/wiki/Dimitri_Nigelovonovitch" title="Dimitri Nigelovonovitch">Nigel</a>}} Kite-s...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|101 Mitigations|E My Sports}}<br /> {{Expand}}<br /> ----<br /> {{Qf|[[Marge]]}} Yes, I want to learn kite-surfing.<br /> {{Qf|[[Dimitri Nigelovonovitch|Nigel]]}} Kite-surfing's a simple sport. All you need is the wind and the waves. And a spreader-bar, bindings, impact vest, chicken loop, donkey stick, squirrel clip, and, of course, parking pass.<br /> {{Qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Yeah, ruining people's day at the beach. We are worse than sand in a hot dog, eh, Lou?<br /> {{Qf|[[Lou]]}} You know there's a double murder downtown?<br /> {{Qf|Chief Wiggum}} Well, now it's a triple, 'cause you just killed my day.<br /> ----<br /> {{Qf|[[Lisa]]}} So, Mom is kite-surfing while Dad is eating three desserts.<br /> {{Qf|[[Grampa]]}} Oh, your grandma and I had our differences, but we stopped arguing when she disappeared for three decades.<br /> ----<br /> {{Qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[talking with Wallace]'' Oh, it's so nice to get an evening out just with you. Can I get you a baby chair? No? You're good?<br /> {{Qf|[[Luigi]]}} Homer's-a talking to nobody. The Cat Lady is eating with cats. Ralph is in-a the lobster tank?<br /> {{Qf|[[Ralph]]}} I'm expensive.<br /> ----<br /> {{Season 30|Q}}</div>

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