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Effluvium at 18:04, September 27, 2010

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 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I am sorry Dad, but television has caused a short attention span.
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-:''[Homer is on a date with Marge at the [[Aztec Theatre]]. They have just seen "{{w|The Empire Strikes Back|Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back}}". The exit the first show as the infamous "{{w|Imperial March|Imperial March}}" is playing in the background. Customers are in line for the second show of the evening.]''
+:''[Homer is on a date with Marge at the [[Aztec Theatre]]. They have just seen "{{W|The Empire Strikes Back|Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back}}". The exit the first show as the infamous "{{W|Imperial March|Imperial March}}" is playing in the background. Customers are in line for the second show of the evening.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Wow! What an ending! Who would have thought Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father?
 {{qf|Moviegoers}} Oh, thank you! Hey! Thank you, Mr. Blow-the-Picture-for-Me!

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 {{TabQ}}
-{{EpisodePrevNext|Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk|Radio Bart}}
+{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk|Radio Bart}}
-:'''[[Homer]]''': 1980 happened before you kids were born, and there was a lot going on. The hits of Supertramp, the dark horse presidential candidacy of John Anderson; it was an exciting time to be young.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} 1980 happened before you kids were born, and there was a lot going on. The hits of Supertramp, the dark horse presidential candidacy of John Anderson; it was an exciting time to be young.
 :''[Flashback to 1980. "The Logical Song" by Supertramp plays in the background. Homer is shown working at one of his old jobs on Sir Putt-a-Lot's Minature Golf Course. Homer's boss opens up a door to the minature windmill.]''
-:'''Homer's Boss''': Whoa Homer! Not so fast! The customers are complaining.
+{{qf|Homer's Boss}} Whoa Homer! Not so fast! The customers are complaining.
-:'''Homer''': Sorry, sir. How about this?
+{{qf|Homer}} Sorry, sir. How about this?
 :''[Homer slows down his turning the windmill blades.]''
-:'''Homer's Boss''': Now you are getting it! Good work! Keep it up Homer, and you may one day be the man who hands the customers their putters at the first hole.
+{{qf|Homer's Boss}} Now you are getting it! Good work! Keep it up Homer, and you may one day be the man who hands the customers their putters at the first hole.
-:'''Homer''': Nice.
+{{qf|Homer}} Nice.
 :''[Cut to present. Homer sees a distracted Bart and Lisa playing outdoors. Homer opens window and bellows out.]''
-:'''Homer''': Hey, you two! I am trying to tell the story of how you were born!
+{{qf|Homer}} Hey, you two! I am trying to tell the story of how you were born!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': I thought that was the story. You got had a problem turning blades but you overcame it and got promoted, the end. What a great story!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I thought that was the story. You got had a problem turning blades but you overcame it and got promoted, the end. What a great story!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': I am sorry Dad, but television has caused a short attention span.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I am sorry Dad, but television has caused a short attention span.
 ----
 :''[Homer is on a date with Marge at the [[Aztec Theatre]]. They have just seen "{{w|The Empire Strikes Back|Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back}}". The exit the first show as the infamous "{{w|Imperial March|Imperial March}}" is playing in the background. Customers are in line for the second show of the evening.]''
-:'''Homer''': Wow! What an ending! Who would have thought Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father?
+{{qf|Homer}} Wow! What an ending! Who would have thought Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father?
-:'''Moviegoers''': Oh, thank you! Hey! Thank you, Mr. Blow-the-Picture-for-Me!
+{{qf|Moviegoers}} Oh, thank you! Hey! Thank you, Mr. Blow-the-Picture-for-Me!
 ----
 :''[After seeing "The Empire Strikes Back" Homer takes Marge to his workplace, where they sneak inside the miniature castle and watch golf balls travel down ramps.]''
-:'''Homer''': Someday I will buy you a real castle.
+{{qf|Homer}} Someday I will buy you a real castle.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Oh Homer, you do not have to do that!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh Homer, you do not have to do that!
-:'''Homer''': Oh! Whew, that is a relief! You know Marge, looking at you I see the beauty of Princess Leia and the wisdom of Yoda.
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh! Whew, that is a relief! You know Marge, looking at you I see the beauty of Princess Leia and the wisdom of Yoda.
-:'''Marge''': Homer, maybe it is the Champale talking, but I think you are pretty sexy yourself.
+{{qf|Marge}} Homer, maybe it is the Champale talking, but I think you are pretty sexy yourself.
-:'''Homer''': It is the Champale talking!
+{{qf|Homer}} It is the Champale talking!
 :''[Homer and Marge start making out. Scene shifts outdoors.]''
-:'''Marge:''' ''[offscreen]'' What if we get caught?
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[offscreen]'' What if we get caught?
-:'''Homer:''' ''[offscreen]'' Don't be. This castle is impregnable.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[offscreen]'' Don't be. This castle is impregnable.
 :''[On the minature golf course, a customer hits a golf ball into a hard-to-hit hole that says "FREE GAME", causing bells to ring and the castle to light up colorfully.]''
 ----
 :''[Homer is making application to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. He is near a reception with two other applicants. A younger Smithers does the interviews.]''
-:'''[[Smithers]]''': We have two openings, which means one of you will be rejected from this job...but it ain't gonna be my old frat buddy Lou Johnston!
+{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} We have two openings, which means one of you will be rejected from this job...but it ain't gonna be my old frat buddy Lou Johnston!
 :''[Smithers greets Man #1 and they do a secret handshake.]''
-:'''Man #1''': Ah Waylon! Still the same guy from Alpha Beta!
+{{qf|Man #1}} Ah Waylon! Still the same guy from Alpha Beta!
-:'''Man #2''': Hey! I am a member of the University of Alabama chapter!
+{{qf|Man #2}} Hey! I am a member of the University of Alabama chapter!
 :''[Smithers and two men enter into room. Homer tries mimicking their fraternity song, but he knows the odds are stacked against him.]''
 {{Season 3|Q}}

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 :''[Cut to present. Homer sees a distracted Bart and Lisa playing outdoors. Homer opens window and bellows out.]''
 :'''Homer''': Hey, you two! I am trying to tell the story of how you were born!
-:'''[Bart]''': I thought that was the story. You got had a problem turning blades but you overcame it and got promoted, the end. What a great story!
+:'''[[Bart]]''': I thought that was the story. You got had a problem turning blades but you overcame it and got promoted, the end. What a great story!
-:'''[Lisa]''': I am sorry Dad, but television has caused a short attention span.
+:'''[[Lisa]]''': I am sorry Dad, but television has caused a short attention span.
 ----
 :''[Homer is on a date with Marge at the [[Aztec Theatre]]. They have just seen "{{w|The Empire Strikes Back|Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back}}". The exit the first show as the infamous "{{w|Imperial March|Imperial March}}" is playing in the background. Customers are in line for the second show of the evening.]''

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 {{EpisodePrevNext|Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk|Radio Bart}}
-:'''Homer''': 1980 happened before you kids were born, and there was a lot going on. The hits of Supertramp, the dark horse presidential candidacy of John Anderson; it was an exciting time to be young.
+:'''[[Homer]]''': 1980 happened before you kids were born, and there was a lot going on. The hits of Supertramp, the dark horse presidential candidacy of John Anderson; it was an exciting time to be young.
-:''Flashback to 1980. "The Logical Song" by Supertramp plays in the background. Homer is shown working at one of his old jobs on Sir Putt-a-Lot's Minature Golf Course. Homer's boss opens up a door to the minature windmill.''
+:''[Flashback to 1980. "The Logical Song" by Supertramp plays in the background. Homer is shown working at one of his old jobs on Sir Putt-a-Lot's Minature Golf Course. Homer's boss opens up a door to the minature windmill.]''
 :'''Homer's Boss''': Whoa Homer! Not so fast! The customers are complaining.
 :'''Homer''': Sorry, sir. How about this?
-:''Homer slows down his turning the windmill blades.''
+:''[Homer slows down his turning the windmill blades.]''
 :'''Homer's Boss''': Now you are getting it! Good work! Keep it up Homer, and you may one day be the man who hands the customers their putters at the first hole.
 :'''Homer''': Nice.
-:''Cut to present. Homer sees a distracted Bart and Lisa playing outdoors. Homer opens window and bellows out''
+:''[Cut to present. Homer sees a distracted Bart and Lisa playing outdoors. Homer opens window and bellows out.]''
 :'''Homer''': Hey, you two! I am trying to tell the story of how you were born!
-:'''Bart''': I thought that was the story. You got had a problem turning blades but you overcame it and got promoted, the end. What a great story!
+:'''[Bart]''': I thought that was the story. You got had a problem turning blades but you overcame it and got promoted, the end. What a great story!
-:'''Lisa''': I am sorry Dad, but television has caused a short attention span.
+:'''[Lisa]''': I am sorry Dad, but television has caused a short attention span.
 ----
-:''Homer is on a date with Marge at the [[Aztec Theatre]]. They have just seen "[[wikipedia:The Empire Strikes Back|Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]]". The exit the first show as the infamous "[[wikipedia:Imperial March|Imperial March]]" is playing in the background. Customers are in line for the second show of the evening.''
+:''[Homer is on a date with Marge at the [[Aztec Theatre]]. They have just seen "{{w|The Empire Strikes Back|Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back}}". The exit the first show as the infamous "{{w|Imperial March|Imperial March}}" is playing in the background. Customers are in line for the second show of the evening.]''
 :'''Homer''': Wow! What an ending! Who would have thought Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father?
 :'''Moviegoers''': Oh, thank you! Hey! Thank you, Mr. Blow-the-Picture-for-Me!
 ----
-:''After seeing "The Empire Strikes Back" Homer takes Marge to his workplace, where they sneak inside the minature castle and watch golf balls travel down ramps.''
+:''[After seeing "The Empire Strikes Back" Homer takes Marge to his workplace, where they sneak inside the miniature castle and watch golf balls travel down ramps.]''
 :'''Homer''': Someday I will buy you a real castle.
-:'''Marge''': Oh Homer, you do not have to do that!
+:'''[[Marge]]''': Oh Homer, you do not have to do that!
 :'''Homer''': Oh! Whew, that is a relief! You know Marge, looking at you I see the beauty of Princess Leia and the wisdom of Yoda.
 :'''Marge''': Homer, maybe it is the Champale talking, but I think you are pretty sexy yourself.
 :'''Homer''': It is the Champale talking!
-:''Homer and Marge start making out. Scene shifts outdoors''
+:''[Homer and Marge start making out. Scene shifts outdoors.]''
-:'''Marge'''{offscreen}: What if we get caught?
+:'''Marge:''' ''[offscreen]'' What if we get caught?
-:'''Homer'''{offscreen}: Don't be. This castle is impregnable.
+:'''Homer:''' ''[offscreen]'' Don't be. This castle is impregnable.
-:''On the minature golf course, a customer hits a golf ball into a hard-to-hit hole that says "FREE GAME", causing bells to ring and the castle to light up colorfully''
+:''[On the minature golf course, a customer hits a golf ball into a hard-to-hit hole that says "FREE GAME", causing bells to ring and the castle to light up colorfully.]''
 ----
-:''Homer is making application to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. He is near a reception with two other applicants. A younger Smithers does the interviews.''
+:''[Homer is making application to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. He is near a reception with two other applicants. A younger Smithers does the interviews.]''
-:'''Smithers''': We have two openings, which means one of you will be rejected from this job...but it ain't gonna be my old frat buddy Lou Johnston!
+:'''[[Smithers]]''': We have two openings, which means one of you will be rejected from this job...but it ain't gonna be my old frat buddy Lou Johnston!
-:''Smithers greets Man #1 and they do a secret handshake.''
+:''[Smithers greets Man #1 and they do a secret handshake.]''
 :'''Man #1''': Ah Waylon! Still the same guy from Alpha Beta!
 :'''Man #2''': Hey! I am a member of the University of Alabama chapter!
-:'''Smithers and two men enter into room. Homer tries mimicking their fraternity song, but he knows the odds are stacked against him.''
+:''[Smithers and two men enter into room. Homer tries mimicking their fraternity song, but he knows the odds are stacked against him.]''
 {{Season 3|Q}}

@@ Line 4: / Line 4: @@
 :'''Homer''': 1980 happened before you kids were born, and there was a lot going on. The hits of Supertramp, the dark horse presidential candidacy of John Anderson; it was an exciting time to be young.
 :''Flashback to 1980. "The Logical Song" by Supertramp plays in the background. Homer is shown working at one of his old jobs on Sir Putt-a-Lot's Minature Golf Course. Homer's boss opens up a door to the minature windmill.''
-:'''Homer's Boss''': Whoa Homer! Not so fast!
+:'''Homer's Boss''': Whoa Homer! Not so fast! The customers are complaining.
 :'''Homer''': Sorry, sir. How about this?
 :''Homer slows down his turning the windmill blades.''
 :'''Homer's Boss''': Now you are getting it! Good work! Keep it up Homer, and you may one day be the man who hands the customers their putters at the first hole.
 :'''Homer''': Nice.
-:''Cut to present. Homer sees a distracted Bart.''
+:''Cut to present. Homer sees a distracted Bart and Lisa playing outdoors. Homer opens window and bellows out''
-:'''Homer''': BART! I am trying to tell a bit of family history! May I have some attention?
+:'''Homer''': Hey, you two! I am trying to tell the story of how you were born!
-:'''Bart''': Yeah, yeah. You got promoted at the minature golf course, the end. What a great story! Hey, do not blame me, television caused a short attention span.
+:'''Bart''': I thought that was the story. You got had a problem turning blades but you overcame it and got promoted, the end. What a great story!
 ----
-:''Homer is on a date with Marge. They have just seen "[[wikipedia:The Empire Strikes Back|Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]]". The exit the first show as the infamous "[[wikipedia:Imperial March|Imperial March]]" is playing in the background. Customers are in line for the second show of the evening.''
+:''Homer is on a date with Marge at the [[Aztec Theatre]]. They have just seen "[[wikipedia:The Empire Strikes Back|Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]]". The exit the first show as the infamous "[[wikipedia:Imperial March|Imperial March]]" is playing in the background. Customers are in line for the second show of the evening.''
 :'''Homer''': Wow! What an ending! Who would have thought Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father?
-:'''Moviegoers''': Oh, thank you! Thank you, Mr. blow-the-picturef-for-me!
+:'''Moviegoers''': Oh, thank you! Hey! Thank you, Mr. Blow-the-Picture-for-Me!
 ----
 :''After seeing "The Empire Strikes Back" Homer takes Marge to his workplace, where they sneak inside the minature castle and watch golf balls travel down ramps.''
 :'''Homer''': Someday I will buy you a real castle.
 :'''Marge''': Oh Homer, you do not have to do that!
-:'''Homer''': Oh! Whew, that is a relief! You know Marge, looking at you I see the beauty of Princess Lea and the wisdom of Yoda.
+:'''Homer''': Oh! Whew, that is a relief! You know Marge, looking at you I see the beauty of Princess Leia and the wisdom of Yoda.
 :'''Marge''': Homer, maybe it is the Champale talking, but I think you are pretty sexy yourself.
-:''Romantic music plays as Homer and Marge make love, which is not seen by the audience. On the minature golf course, a customer hits a golf ball into a hard-to-hit hole that says "FREE GAME", causing the castle to light up the night.''
+:'''Homer''': It is the Champale talking!
 ----
 :''Homer is making application to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. He is near a reception with two other applicants. A younger Smithers does the interviews.''

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 :''Homer is on a date with Marge. They have just seen "[[wikipedia:The Empire Strikes Back|Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]]". The exit the first show as the infamous "[[wikipedia:Imperial March|Imperial March]]" is playing in the background. Customers are in line for the second show of the evening.''
-:'''Homer''': Wow! Who would have ever guessed Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father?
+:'''Homer''': Wow! What an ending! Who would have though Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father?
-:'''Moviegoers''': Oh come on! Thanks a lot! Why did you have to spoil it for us?!
+:'''Moviegoers''': Oh, thank you! Thank you, Mr. Blow-The-Picture-For-Me!
 ----
 :''After seeing "The Empire Strikes Back" Homer takes Marge to his workplace, where they sneak inside the minature castle and watch golf balls travel down ramps.''